The Dems dragged Blowjob Monica out of the crypt to convince the US that "Orange Man Bad!"
Monica Lewinsky Says She Relates to Illegal Migrants Because of Her Past Experience with Paparazzi
I love Megyn Kelly.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I think I'll confine my theater of operation to a certain physician with Covid PTSD. At least I know she's not after me for my money, my stunning good looks or my bubbly personality.
(Edit) That gal in the thumbnail is a good looking gal, she's wearing little, if any, make-up, maybe a little mascara. Kim doesn't wear make- up, she doesn't need to. Make-up/perfume would probably trigger some kook leftist snowflake and cause a lawsuit.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I listened to the first question. Donkey Idiot Syndrome. Rent tripled since 2000 due to legal and illegal immigration. Does she want to go for a 600% increase in rent since 2000 which would have happeed if Kamala Harris had won?
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I'm takin' my first whack at making Porcupines for our dinner. I haven't had those in over 50 years. I had Mom's recipe on an index card, but Marla must've moved or thrown it away, I can't find it. I hope Doc likes 'em, they're kind of labor intensive to make.
That watermelon I bought the other day for $5 yielded over 8lbs. of fruit, the $2.88/lb melons would've cost about $50 (maybe I misread the tag, that doesn't seem right).
Nothing in the news except bitching/lies about Trump/Putin.
T-minus 5 hours when my weekend starts. I suppose I should clean bathrooms and get myself cleaned up before my company arrives.
(Edit) Anybody know if you can freeze watermelon chunks or does that just turn it into goo? I don't think we'll be eating 8lbs this weekend.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I'm all clean, pink and cologned up for Kim, the potties are white again, the only thing left is to reconfigure the bordello for two pilots (get rid of my heating pad and make the bed).
During peak Prez Pedo, the Clown car would easily swallow up $400+ in groceries. The last time I made a big grocery run a couple weeks ago, I had a hard time fitting in $250 worth.
Abought half the things I got had 'new lower price' tags on them. Frozen pies I get sometimes were $11, now $9. Before Child Grabber-Sniffer, $250 would last me two or three months. Granted, my groceries are fancier now that Kim and I got back together a year and a half ago, but not THAT much fancier.
I wonder how much Doc spends on GrubHub and DoorDash a month? Not that it matters, she can afford it, I'm just curious. Maybe I should start charging her to eat here. LOL.
About the only things that haven't stabilized/gone down is meat and dairy. That's the result of the leftist/commies war on farm animals because CLIMATE CHANGE. That may take a couple of years to get that out of the system. Getting rid of the illegals and fraud on EBT should help also.
My sister has been telling me about a cottage cheese shortage up near Chicago, I have no idea what that's about if it nationwide or local. I don't get cottage cheese very often, if ever.
Dang, I still have three hours to kill, might as well break out the booze. Wouldn't want Kimmy to see me sober, she might not recognize me.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
JB Pritzker Joins Police Force In Hopes Of Getting Sandwich Thrown At Him https://buff.ly/0JcmFAP
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I'm takin' my first whack at making Porcupines for our dinner.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
Hey buuuuuudy, it's good to see you. Doc should be here in a half hour or so.
Sorry if we're not here too much, but my magnificent Porcupines and watermelon might turn this weekend into a 32 hour sexfest. Or not.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
No, but if you send me twenty bux, I'll tell you a weird story about my handler Punk killing a guy at the Finland Station in Russia, then freaking out about me killing a mole in her back yard a couple years later.
Put your credit card away. If me and Kim are still online, I'll tell it for free if I get shitfaced enough.
Wait, what? Did I just tell the story?
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
That's why I need a handler. Thank God for my tax-babe and her gals.
They have snacks coming Monday, and mixed roses coming Wednesday.
I kinda lost my taste for flowers after Angie died.
I'm tryin' to get back in the saddle.
I really wanted the Gogi Grant version. I had the 45.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I need a shower and to go through Pac's devices to see how many times he cheated on me this week. Just kidding, but his tax accountant is starting to worry me. 🤣
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
As God is my witness, I remember Gogi Grant as a man.
I've got brain damage.
This is the song...
Puberty and all that entails...
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
...go through Pac's devices to see how many times he cheated on me this week.
Kim's not a nosy bitch. I have no secrets anymore, I prefer she know rather than wonder. Been down that road more than twice.
Just kidding, but his tax accountant is starting to worry me.
Kim knows I don't mess with married women anymore. Manuella forced herself upon myself, she was a bartender and had irresistible weapons. That was in the 80s.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
Thank god he doesn't have dogs anymore. He says a dog should die before its owner.
He was telling me about his sister taking in another abused foster dog today. He doesn't take animal abuse very well.
Kim
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
Wait 'til you get old. I have to sit down to pee unless it's a urinal. I'd fall asleep otherwise.
Prostate problems suck. So does Kimmy being here. I'm afraid I might wear out my bathroom door hinges opening and shutting the doors.
I have a shy bladder.
I'm still embarrassed about the Gogi Grant mix-up, especially in front of you, Lord Commander Music Snob.
I'm having Jimi Hendrix's Stratocaster, strung upside-down for a left-handed guitar genius, not unlike like yourself, sent to your new joint.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I drink about a gallon of water a day and could pass as a fountain for at least a few seconds sometimes.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
Prostate problems suck. So does Kimmy being here. I'm afraid I might wear out my bathroom door hinges opening and shutting the doors.
It's hard to tell when he's serious or not without seeing the smirk.
Kim
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I'm having Jimi Hendrix's Stratocaster, strung upside-down for a left-handed guitar genius, not unlike like yourself, sent to your new joint.
Will it fit in the Franklin Stove in the workshop without me having to stomp it more?
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
I drink about a gallon of water a day and could pass as a fountain for at least a few seconds sometimes.
When the prostate gland pinches off the urethra, urinating can become very difficult.
Ha! Fooled you! That was me, not Kim. I take OTC supplements that help.
Force Factor Prostate Advanced has been the the best. I think saw palmetto is the main ingredient.
We're out of Dr. Kimmy's wheelhouse at this point, she's refusing to name her big pharma equivalent right this second. LOL.
Dr. Horse is my primary care provider.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I wrote a blues song about thirty years ago entitled, curiously enough, "Dr. Kimmy Ain't No Dick Doctor" but the rejection letters from the major publishers drove me into a deep funk.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
Maybe I should bring Jim some packs of sutures so when I cut off his dick I can at least stop or slow the bleeding. It might save some prison time.
Do you have a spare bedroom? 😊
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
When the prostate gland pinches off the urethra, urinating can become very difficult.
Drink 2 gallons of water per day then. Physics/biology/fluid dynamics are the future of excretion!
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
I know where there is an abandoned E-150 stripped out church bus. They'll let you stay there if you pass the quiz from their pamphlet.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
I wrote a blues song about thirty years ago entitled, curiously enough, "Dr. Kimmy Ain't No Dick Doctor" but the rejection letters from the major publishers drove me into a deep funk.
Apparently you were a bit ahead of your time.
Doc is a bit spunky tonight. I think it's the fluorescent bulb in my flying bug catcher in the downstairs bathroom wigging out and flashing like a disco light.
Never a white three piece suit around when you need one.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
the fluorescent bulb in my flying bug catcher in the downstairs bathroom wigging out
Should I get my knife?
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
Ever since I told folks I was working on my will, everybody's saying, "I want this or I want that."
I should start giving it away now. It's not like I'd miss it. Chris and his boy are supposed to get the house because after Chris has seen my degeneration, he's thinking it's not a bad idea to have his son living across the street as he gets older.
All I'd have to pack out is 18 T-shirts, 3 Hawaiian shirts I use as jackets to conceal my gun, 2 dozen undies and a shitload of TP.
Next stop, Holiday Rambler in Wakarusa if they're still there, and infinity...
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
A heat lightning storm has bubbled up over Howard County, some dramatic bolts, some light entire sky from behind the clouds. Makes me want to move the Fender Loog and Amp out to the sunroom and try not to get too loud.
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
I'll send you the UPC code :)
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
All I'd have to pack out is 18 T-shirts, 3 Hawaiian shirts I use as jackets to conceal my gun, 2 dozen undies and a shitload of TP.
Next stop, Holiday Rambler in Wakarusa if they're still there, and infinity...
No final kiss from Santa? Bleak!
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs
You got a sewer cleanout at your new joint where I can unload my RV tanks?
Kimmy doesn't know what I'm talkin' about or if she's got room in her B&B's driveway for my new house. As far north as it is, it's probably a septic tank.
I want to post that wind turbine clip again, but I'll just leave my greatest fear ever here instead...
Kim's a lot better looking than that drug-swallowing skank.
Melissa died tending flowers in her garden, Aleena died in her sleep two weeks after getting home, I'm not exactly sure what happened to Cari.
I can't think of Kimmy being slid down my narrow stairs in a body bag.
The most terrifying force of death comes from the hands of Men who wanted to be left Alone. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these peoples door, and they will cry, scream, and beg for mercy but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the Men who just wanted to be left alone.
Is now the right time to peddle a curative lotion for flesh eating virus being found near Cape Cod? I'm thinking vinegar base...
I am not one of those weak-spirited, sappy Americans who want to be liked by all the people around them. I dont care if people hate my guts; I assume most of them do. The important question is whether they are in a position to do anything about it. My affections, being concentrated over a few people, are not spread all over Hell in a vile attempt to placate sulky, worthless shits. - William S Burroughs