I'm takin' my first whack at making Porcupines for our dinner. I haven't had those in over 50 years. I had Mom's recipe on an index card, but Marla must've moved or thrown it away, I can't find it. I hope Doc likes 'em, they're kind of labor intensive to make.
That watermelon I bought the other day for $5 yielded over 8lbs. of fruit, the $2.88/lb melons would've cost about $50 (maybe I misread the tag, that doesn't seem right).
Nothing in the news except bitching/lies about Trump/Putin.
T-minus 5 hours when my weekend starts. I suppose I should clean bathrooms and get myself cleaned up before my company arrives.
I'm all clean, pink and cologned up for Kim, the potties are white again, the only thing left is to reconfigure the bordello for two pilots (get rid of my heating pad and make the bed).
During peak Prez Pedo, the Clown car would easily swallow up $400+ in groceries. The last time I made a big grocery run a couple weeks ago, I had a hard time fitting in $250 worth.
Abought half the things I got had 'new lower price' tags on them. Frozen pies I get sometimes were $11, now $9. Before Child Grabber-Sniffer, $250 would last me two or three months. Granted, my groceries are fancier now that Kim and I got back together a year and a half ago, but not THAT much fancier.
I wonder how much Doc spends on GrubHub and DoorDash a month? Not that it matters, she can afford it, I'm just curious. Maybe I should start charging her to eat here. LOL.
About the only things that haven't stabilized/gone down is meat and dairy. That's the result of the leftist/commies war on farm animals because CLIMATE CHANGE. That may take a couple of years to get that out of the system. Getting rid of the illegals and fraud on EBT should help also.
My sister has been telling me about a cottage cheese shortage up near Chicago, I have no idea what that's about if it nationwide or local. I don't get cottage cheese very often, if ever.
Dang, I still have three hours to kill, might as well break out the booze. Wouldn't want Kimmy to see me sober, she might not recognize me.