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Title: Doug from Upland caught with his hand in the cookie jar!!!
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URL Source: http://tinyurl.com/fft2k
Published: Jul 6, 2006
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2006-07-06 19:57:00 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Doug from Upland, Pirate/Crook, Cookie Jar
Views: 213
Comments: 4
It seems that Doug from Upland the eBay CyberSpace PIRATE for JimRob has been caught with his hand in the cookie jar. He promises that ALL proceeds for his eBay junk auctions go to FreeRepublic either through the SnookerThon when it is Running or through direct donation when it is not. Well lets just let the math be our guide on this: Here are the results of Douggie's last completed "auction" at eBay. Bidder or seller of this item? If you are a winner, Sign In for your status. Sell an item like this or buy a similar item below. View larger picture Winning bid: US $102.50 Here is Douggies ACTUAL SnookerThon donation for this "auction". $90 PayPal coming from Osama card. 1,808 posted on 07/05/2006 8:20:21 AM PDT by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project) You get another white persian cat for this little skim Douggie. here is your total so far.
Osama thank you card sent to treasonous NEW YORK TIMES Item number: 220002307068
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Bidding has ended for this item
Ended: Jul-04-06 19:51:28 PDT
Shipping costs: US $0.39
US Postal Service First Class Mail®
Ships to: United States
0Item location: Upland, California, United States
History: 31 bids
Winning bidder: atlasshrugging ( 513)
To: Jim Robinson
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Looks like we have a little SKIMMING off the top here doesn't it????!!!!! 
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Original song, Theme for Disney theme park attraction, Pirates of the Caribbean (1967) Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006) Midi: Pirates of the Caribbean EBay grifting, and SnookerThons for me. Our FreeRepublic, it's a fraudulant site, EBay grifting, and SnookerThons for me. We'll get you both ways, till the bar hits the green, EBay grifting, and SnookerThons for me. (Douggie) (JimRob) Once you donate and the bank it is at, EBay grifting, and SnookerThons for me.
Never sold stuff on ebay, have ya? By the time you're done paying the vig to Paypal and ebay seller fees, you can knock 10% off the closing price. That puts dougie in the ballpark, anyway. /Not a freeper.
Red valkyrie is about to die.
What I don't get about all this is why doesn't Douggie just promote the SnookerThon and the "dollar a day" program like everybody else there if he wants to promote donations to JimRob's pockets. Why all the eBay crap.
You go to ebay because the freewill donations aren't flowing in like you'd want. Fundraising on ebay isn't a step up, it's a last resort.
Red valkyrie is about to die.
Coral Snake Song - Yo ho, yo ho, a Pirate's Life for me (Doug from Upland and Jimrob sing about Doug's latest eBay "auctions" and the SnookerThon!)
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We want your money, you know.
If you give it to us you're not very bright.
We want your money, you know.
We want your money, you know.
And our phony fireworks soon will be seen,
We want your money, you know.
Now my eBay ads, every one is a fake,
We want your money, you know.
That one about rape, it really took the cake,
We want your money, you know.
We want your money, you know.
Your meeting my viking white persian cat,
We want your money, you know.
#2. To: Coral Snake (#0)
Looks like we have a little SKIMMING off the top here doesn't it????!!!!!
#3. To: Indrid Cold (#2)
#4. To: Coral Snake (#3)
What I don't get about all this is why doesn't Douggie just promote the SnookerThon and the "dollar a day" program like everybody else there if he wants to promote donations to JimRob's pockets. Why all the eBay crap.
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