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Title: QUIZ: Should you worship God at the Kingdom Hall with Jehovah's Witnesses?
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The Bentinel
URL Source: http://www.thebentinel.com/jw-quiz.php
Published: Apr 5, 2005
Author: unlisted
Post Date: 2005-04-05 08:24:40 by 2Trievers
Keywords: Witnesses?, Jehovahs, worship
Views: 239
Comments: 41
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#3. To: 2Trievers (#0)
20%!! I was hoping for something lower. The JH church is very nearly a cult. Definitely suited to weak minded followers.
i shoulda scored like mirage did. i don't know where i effed up on that quiz. :P
I have the highest score so far....and I'm an atheist. :)
"Compound in Guyana" wasn't a choice so I stopped taking the quiz.
Several of the questions didn't have answers I thought appropriate. When selecting religious leaders I always try to find the one with the coolest car. There's nothing quite so special as trawling for tramps with someone well versed in mind control.
You'll make a great Catholic. BTW Now is the time to get in, they're looking for a new boss and everybody is moving up fast.
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I see Colin has been promoted .
Any of youse guys who took the test should get a free memebership in the JWPP ... dedicated to protecting the doorbells of the innocent.
#29. To: 2Trievers (#28)
Haven't seen any of the pests lately. Last time one knocked on my door I told him I had a phone call and would be right back. He waited on my porch for 20 min. before realizing I wasn't coming back.
I didn't take no stinkin' test. Jest answer'd the question.
I think Dak should start a church. We could call it "Dakmar's Witnesses Incorporated" or DWI for short. We'll spend our time chasing Jehovah's Witnesses around on our motorcycles, until we're either raptured or paid off.
Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestYou are 20% Jehovah's Witness! You have some serious changes to make before you can be baptized as a Jehovah's Witness. Your attitude will likely get you labeled as a rebel. Parents will not encourage their children to hang around you or your children, unless there is reason to believe they can help you become a better Jehovah's Witness. It is unlikely that you will ever really fit in at the Kingdom Hall.
#10. To: duckhunter, mirage, Dakmar (#3)
#11. To: christine (#10)
#16. To: Dakmar (#11)
What is the most important quality you look for in a church leader?
o Honesty, Integrity
o Charisma
o Bible knowledge
o Non-polygamist
#17. To: Flintlock (#16)
#18. To: Dakmar (#17)
I always try to find the one with the coolest car.
#26. To: Flintlock (#18)
By Chip Hilton
#27. To: 2Trievers (#26)
After Powell has washed and waxed the Popemobile, he will drive it to the White House.
#28. To: duckhunter, wakeup, Dakmar, mirage, CWRWinger, christine, Flintlock, Mr Nuke Buzzcut (#27)
Replies to Comment # 28. dedicated to protecting the doorbells of the innocent.
#31. To: 2Trievers (#28)
youse guys who took the test
#33. To: 2Trievers, Dakmar, Christine (#28)
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