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Title: QUIZ: Should you worship God at the Kingdom Hall with Jehovah's Witnesses?
Source: The Bentinel
URL Source: http://www.thebentinel.com/jw-quiz.php
Published: Apr 5, 2005
Author: unlisted
Post Date: 2005-04-05 08:24:40 by 2Trievers
Keywords: Witnesses?, Jehovahs, worship
Views: 486
Comments: 41

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#38. To: 2Trievers (#0)

You are 3% Jehovah's Witness!

You have what Jehovah's Witnesses call a "rebellious spirit" and a "bad attitude". Even if you became a Witness, you would be a bad one. You'd probably talk to disfellowshipped people instead of shunning them like you're supposed to. You wouldn't blindly agree to every new teaching of the Watchtower. The only friends you would have at the Kingdom Hall would be the teenagers that think you're cool, and the other "rebels". The Kingdom Hall is not in the cards for you.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-05   21:15:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: All (#38)

You are 3% Jehovah's Witness!

I kind of lied about the motorcycle. I don't own one at the moment, but I am planning to buy a new sportster when I get paid this month. As I don't own a car, I put down the bike.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-05   21:17:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#41. To: crack monkey (#39)

A boy asks his father to use the motorcycle and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!". The boy replies "But father...Jesus had long hair!" to which his father says, "Yeah, but Jesus walked everywhere."

2Trievers  posted on  2005-04-05 21:23:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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