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Title: Man tries to convert lions to Jesus, gets bitten
Source: Reuters via MSNBC
URL Source: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6396422/
Published: Apr 5, 2005
Author: unlisted
Post Date: 2005-04-05 21:04:55 by 2Trievers
Keywords: convert, Jesus,, bitten
Views: 738
Comments: 10

46-year-old leaps into den at Taipei Zoo, calls beasts to Christianity

TAIPEI, Taiwan - A man leaped into a lion’s den at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday to try to convert the king of beasts to Christianity, but was bitten in the leg for his efforts.

“Jesus will save you!” shouted the 46-year-old man at two African lions lounging under a tree a few meters away.

“Come bite me!” he said with both hands raised, television footage showed.

One of the lions, a large male with a shaggy mane, bit the man in his right leg before zoo workers drove it off with water hoses and tranquilizer guns.

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

An image taken from television shows a man being attacked by a lion after he crossed a barbed wire fence to "preach" to two of the animals at the Taipei Zoo on Wednesday.[AFP - Getty Images] (1 image)

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#1. To: ALL (#0)

"A fool and his leg.. "

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-04-05   21:08:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Jhoffa_ (#1)

It seems that some Christians aren't happy unless they're being persocuted...

Continental Op  posted on  2005-04-05   21:10:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Continental Op (#2)

"Do not test the Lord thy God"

Jhoffa_  posted on  2005-04-05   21:14:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: 2Trievers (#0)

Newspapers said that the lions had been fed earlier in the day, otherwise the man might have been more seriously hurt ... or worse.

Nonsense.

Everybody knows Lions hate Chinese food.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-05   21:17:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: 2Trievers (#0)

He may not understand why the early Christians were being eaten by Lions.

robin  posted on  2005-04-05   21:20:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Flintlock (#4)

Everybody knows Lions hate Chinese food.

They don't hate it, but they knew if they ate that guy they'd just be hungry again two hours later. So they didn't bother.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-05   21:21:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: crack monkey (#6)

they knew if they ate that guy they'd just be hungry again two hours later.

LOL

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-05   21:24:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Flintlock, crack monkey (#4)

... and never mind the MSG headache!

2Trievers  posted on  2005-04-05   21:25:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: 2Trievers (#0)

Lions are well-proven hatemongers who hate christians and why would you expect anything else from those papist creeps? Like the mass media, lions are just anti-christian. Like atheists and Anglicans and agnostics and Congregationalists and Quakers and anyone not willing to toe the evangilist line, they should die painfully.

Mekons4  posted on  2005-04-05   23:42:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Mekons4 (#9)

Not to mention that whole segment of not even mentioned gay pride lions.

2Trievers  posted on  2005-04-06   5:53:29 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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