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Title: Are you Going to Hell?
Source: Hell Test
URL Source: http://www.goyk.com/flash.asp?path=332
Published: Apr 6, 2005
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2005-04-06 20:50:00 by crack monkey
Keywords: Going, Hell?
Views: 303
Comments: 16

The following is a link to a scientifically designed test that determines if you will go to hell or not:

Are you Going to Hell?

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#1. To: All (#0)

If the test above says you are going to hell, take the test below and find out which Circle of Hell you will land in:

Which Circle of Hell is For Me?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-06   20:54:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Outstanding! Thanks.

Enjoying life to the max here.

Cheers, CM.

Lod  posted on  2005-04-06   20:56:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Are you Going to Hell?

Only homo-goat-fucking-eyeball-lickers go to Hell

The rest of the test, sounded like Heaven.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-06   20:58:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

WELL.. first question ..what was YOUR score? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-06   20:59:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL!!!

robin  posted on  2005-04-06   20:59:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

WELL.. first question ..what was YOUR score? :P

28.

I was never much of an eyeball licker.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-06   21:00:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Only homo-goat-fucking-eyeball-lickers go to Hell

How about homo-fucking goat-eye lickers? Do they get off scott free?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-06   21:02:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

28?

Jesus scored way higher than that.

Lod  posted on  2005-04-06   21:04:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That's all??..I'm not telling LOL!!!

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-06   21:05:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Jesus scored way higher than that.

I was only kidding. I think I had a 207.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-06   21:06:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

A pimp is a good thing to be.

True
False

Some people just deserve to die.

True
False

Are these trick questions?

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-06   21:15:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

28?

28? You scored 28?

Want to be the new Pope?

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-06   21:18:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

28?

CM alledged that he was the new Pope, but then recanted.

Lod  posted on  2005-04-06   21:21:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Do they get off scott free?

With a good lawyer, yes.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-06   21:24:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My fate...

Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

christine  posted on  2005-04-06   21:52:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

this after i scored NORMAL.

christine  posted on  2005-04-06   21:53:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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