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Title: Why?
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Published: Aug 18, 2006
Author: Me
Post Date: 2006-08-18 15:53:28 by Hmmmmm
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Views: 5292
Comments: 146
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#106. To: rowdee (#96)
Yeah it is. I'm sorry for your loss.
Ouch! When I fell out of my chair I hit my head.
you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)
much sympathy...
This guy would never have shot a bear. He understood the risks. He lived among the Kodiak grizzly bears for 13 summers. Timothy Dexter (Tweadwell) (he changed his name when he was a wannabe actor) was crazy but likeable. He videotaped himself talking to and about the bears for 100 hours. Werner Herzog and others put some of the footage together to create the movie. Some of the Alaska scenary is breathtaking. There are parts that are downright funny, without meaning to be. It is also somewhat ghoulish, but we skipped over some of that.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers When a bear is going to eat you or your lady friend, you better be willing to shoot it. Tis a shame people don't understand that, in advance.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Hmmmmm, do you think she's drunk enough to let me?
You should watch 5 minutes of this film to listen to his complete unwillingness to ever shoot a bear and his complete understanding of what they could do to him.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers ask him. :P
Thank you.
Thank you, Chrissie.
Ooops! I guess I'm not drunk enough yet.
Bet he really did fall out of the chair on this one!!!
Ah ha! That's close enough!
Well Hmmmmm, I'll add ONE post to your score for now. We'll see about more later.. :)
you better grab FormerLurker then. ;) Er, Hmmmmmm, hate to tell you this, but this FormerLurker is a he, not a she..
Here's something I think everybody here should take a peek at. Let me know your thoughts...
This fellow named Sam has been wrenching and riding Harleys for 25 years and is finally sick of fixing 'em. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the mountains--as far from humanity as possible. He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month. Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, Sam is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. he opens it and there's a big, bearded dude standing there. "Name's Enoch...your neighbour from four miles over the ridge...having' a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come." "Great," Sam says, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving he stops. "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinking'." "Not a problem...after 25 years of Harley riding', I can do that with the best of them." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too." "Damn!" Sam thinks, "tough crowd...sounds like the Redwood Run." "Well," he says, "I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties too." "Now that is not a problem," says Sam, "remember, I've been alone for six months. I'll definitely be there! By the way...what time should I get to the party?" Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whenever you want...it's just gonna be the two of us."
see post 123
i'm cross-eyed now. :P
Sorry, but not ready for Dueling Banjos... LOL
Trippy isn't it? I stared at it for an hour once and saw God...
Regardless of the setting, that is one funny joke!
I've thought so for the last 15 years. Some of them just kinda stick around forever.
Yup.
This is is dedicated to all the busy bodies in the world....... Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her nasty habit, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a very big mistake one Sunday, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon. She emphatically and quite loudly told Henry, and several other parisheners, that everyone seeing it there knew what he was doing, and what his problem was. Henry, a man of few words, stood up, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Nothing at all. Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.
LMAO!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
This one had me rolling:
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
dat be good
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
A mans gotta sleep sometime. (with the exception of Imawit) Now I've got a 13 month old demon running around here somewhere, ooops gotta gooooo......
ROFLOL!
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers I guess the demon is winning? hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her, "What's the special of the day Chilli," she says, "but the biker next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten." Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked." No, help yourself," replied the biker. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli. When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl. The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."
Lmao!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Bush is my bitch, and we pay the bills around this MF. Dude gets it. The word is out there.
I guess you're just not going to make it bro. These people here just don't care! Dammit!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
funny!
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers We cannot fail Hmmmmmm or is it Hmmmm? or Hmmmmmmm? I forget!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Jesus! look at the views. I think the NSA is monitoring this thread. I've got to check my post's to make sure I didn't mention Jews.
You did say Jesus and Jews in the same post. This must be a Jew bashing Christian site.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Yeah......reality is really a bitch..
#107. To: Critter (#105)
#108. To: Hmmmmm (#95)
#109. To: rowdee (#96)
my kid brother died this morning.
#110. To: Critter (#75)
#111. To: robin (#110)
This guy would never have shot a bear.
#112. To: christine (#108)
you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)
#113. To: Critter (#111)
#114. To: Hmmmmm (#112)
#115. To: Hmmmmm (#106)
#116. To: christine (#109)
#117. To: christine (#114)
ask him. :P
#118. To: christine, Hmmmmmmmmm (#114)
ask him. :P
#119. To: Hmmmmm, Christine (#117)
ask him. :P Ooops! I guess I'm not drunk enough yet.
#120. To: Hmmmmm (#0)
I'm expecting 2000 posts here.
You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006 
#121. To: Hmmmmm. christine (#112)
Hmmmmm, do you think she's drunk enough to let me?
You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006
#122. To: All (#120)
You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006
#123. To: rowdee (#119)
Ah ha! That's close enough!
#124. To: FormerLurker (#121)
#125. To: FormerLurker (#122)
#126. To: Hmmmmm (#124)
You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006
#127. To: christine (#125)
i'm cross-eyed now. :P
You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006
#128. To: Hmmmmm (#123)
#129. To: rowdee (#128)
Regardless of the setting, that is one funny joke!
#130. To: Hmmmmm (#129)
#131. To: Hmmmmm (#129)
#132. To: rowdee (#131)
#133. To: rowdee (#131)
#134. To: Critter (#133)
#135. To: Hmmmmm, WHY has this thread died? (#46)
#136. To: Critter (#135)
WHY has this thread died?
#137. To: rowdee (#131)
#138. To: Hmmmmm (#136)
Now I've got a 13 month old demon running around here somewhere, ooops gotta gooooo......
#139. To: Critter (#138)
#140. To: Hmmmmm (#139)
#141. To: Critter (#133)
Out-freaking-standing.
#142. To: Hmmmmm (#139)
#143. To: Critter (#133)
#144. To: robin (#143)
#145. To: Critter (#142)
I guess you're just not going to make it bro.
#146. To: Hmmmmm (#145)
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