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Title: Why?
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Published: Aug 18, 2006
Author: Me
Post Date: 2006-08-18 15:53:28 by Hmmmmm
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Comments: 146
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#54. To: christine (#42)
Not me.
In some ways, he sure did.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
That was almost worth this whole stupid thread.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers Do you really want someone to post a good old nigger work song? I know dozens of them, but sincew my communist brain-washing will prolly put up a Black Flag video if challenged. My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
Have you seen Grizzly Man? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/ Nothing like this was ever on Wild Kingdom or sponsored by Mutual of Omaha.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers I get tired of being called a parasite because I live in a metro area. Rural conservatives are ignored in msm but overrepresented in talk radio. We need our own talk radio trophy award tv show.
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
Who would you nominate?
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers I have a 5 year plan: I'll become dictatator....no, hear me out.... :)
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
Well you've got the speech pattern down pat.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers You're a talking potato? I just KNEW it!
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
Oh, there's more. Lots more.
Want to buy some insignias? No one gets away with counterfiets, agreed? Alright, let's go harass some shoppers!
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!
I'm not allowed in the mall anymore as part of my probation agreement. I was caught by a security guard assembling a 50 kiloton thermonuclear device in the mall's bathroom out of two mysterious & mythical clear liquids in a foiled plot to cause the world's worst shopping misadventure.
I always liked this one.
CHRISTINE! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! Dakmar red X'd me!
She ain't gonna help. She wouldn't help me when Dee called me the "N" word in post #31
I'll bet she's mixed up in that NWO plot with that evil Alex Jones character. What kind of name is Jones, anyway???? What's he trying to hide???? Using a bunch of question marks really makes a post compelling, doesn't it????????????
This place is going to hell in a hurry, take this thread for example. Disgraceful!!!
Your link prompted me to find out who these people were and what happened to them. I find an article here: http://seatt lepi.nwsource.com/local/142982_bearattack08.html Interesting, this: Wednesday, October 8, 2003 Grizzly mauls, kills a bear 'expert' Alaska attack also takes life of female companion in park THE ASSOCIATED PRESS ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A self-styled bear expert who once called Alaska's brown bears harmless party animals was one of two people fatally mauled in a bear attack in Katmai National Park and Preserve -- the first known bear killings in the 4.7 million-acre park... No weapons were found at the scene, Park Service spokeswoman Jane Tranel said. Firearms are prohibited in that part of the park. And this: Park rangers encountered a large, aggressive male brown bear when they arrived at the campsite. Katmai park ranger Joel Ellis said two officers stood by with shotguns as he fired 11 times with a semiautomatic handgun before the animal fell 12 feet away. And: As the plane was being loaded, another aggressive bear approached and was killed by park rangers and troopers. The bear was younger, possibly a 3-year- old, according to Bruce Bartley, a spokesman for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game office in King Salmon. So it seems that we're not allowed to defend ourselves against bears but rangers and police are? What other reason could there be for not allowing firearms except that maybe dead humans are preferable to dead bears, except if the humans are rangers and/or cops? Sorry for getting off topic. Now back to the subject of the thread, WHY?
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
All right -- that's enough! I have HAD IT with these UNVIRTUOUS snakes on this FULLY-UNSATISFACTORY plane!!!
- - - - - - - - - - - We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message: Do I hear a fat lady singing?
I'm Marlin Perkins in real life. Before I got my show I was the milk man in your area. As Jim usually did the hands on dirty work - even back then before the show - you are probably actually related to Jim.
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You have brought an important social concern to light. This young person has been working so hard, digging carrots and radishes in her small subsistence garden, that she has torn the knees out of her trousers. "I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."
- - - - - - - - - - - Watch yer language, boy...........you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!
Least you could do is offer to buy the girl a pair of new jeans.......hers are all torn up! :( Poor lil' girl.....
Or even photoshop air paint her some new ones.......or make shorts out the old ones! Geeze........gotta tell you fellas everything.
Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
You do understand!!! Alas, God also makes them less endowed and less lovely on the eyes......but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
She's much to busy with reality, a subject I just can't seem to stomach these days.
I resemble that remark!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
We need MUCH more of this stuff - thanks.
I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.
Do NOT make me laugh that hard again! I'm weeping and my poor Damn, that was good!
- - - - - - - - - - - Mmmmmmmm ... mighty mammaries ... mmmmmmmm ...
- - - - - - - - - - - OK, I promise! (fingers crossed)
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Ain't a-trustin' you no more.
- - - - - - - - - - - True Love!!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
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#55. To: Hmmmmm (#54)
Hilarious - thanks.
#56. To: lodwick (#51)
Zappa got it.
#57. To: Hmmmmm (#54)
#58. To: robin (#57)
#59. To: Dakmar (#58)
My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.
#60. To: robin (#59)
#61. To: Dakmar (#60)
#62. To: robin (#61)
#63. To: Dakmar (#62)
#64. To: Dakmar (#62)
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint
#65. To: robin (#61)
#66. To: robin (#57)
That was almost worth this whole stupid thread.
#67. To: robin, Esso (#64)
#68. To: Esso (#64)
#69. To: Dakmar (#67)
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint
#70. To: robin (#57)
#71. To: christine, Dakmar (#68)
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint
#72. To: Esso (#71)
CHRISTINE! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! Dakmar red X'd me!
#73. To: Hmmmmm (#72)
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint
#74. To: Esso (#73)
#75. To: robin (#59)
#76. To: Hmmmmm (#74)
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#77. To: Enderby (#76)
#78. To: Dakmar (#58)
My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.
#79. To: Critter (#77)
We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message:
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#80. To: Hmmmmm (#74)
going to hell
#81. To: Critter (#77)
#82. To: Critter (#77)
#83. To: rowdee (#49)
Still hung up on 'kinis', I see
#84. To: Critter (#83)
Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe
#85. To: Enderby (#76)
#86. To: rowdee (#80)
you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!
#87. To: rowdee (#84)
but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!
#88. To: Hmmmmm (#70)
#89. To: Enderby (#79)
"I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."
#90. To: Critter (#85)
little belly hurts.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#91. To: lodwick (#89)
I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#92. To: Enderby (#90)
Do NOT make me laugh that hard again!
#93. To: Critter (#92)
OK, I promise!
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#94. To: Enderby (#93)
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