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Published: Aug 18, 2006
Author: Me
Post Date: 2006-08-18 15:53:28 by Hmmmmm
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Views: 5308
Comments: 146
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#77. To: Enderby (#76)
We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message: Do I hear a fat lady singing?
I'm Marlin Perkins in real life. Before I got my show I was the milk man in your area. As Jim usually did the hands on dirty work - even back then before the show - you are probably actually related to Jim.
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You have brought an important social concern to light. This young person has been working so hard, digging carrots and radishes in her small subsistence garden, that she has torn the knees out of her trousers. "I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."
- - - - - - - - - - - Watch yer language, boy...........you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!
Least you could do is offer to buy the girl a pair of new jeans.......hers are all torn up! :( Poor lil' girl.....
Or even photoshop air paint her some new ones.......or make shorts out the old ones! Geeze........gotta tell you fellas everything.
Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
You do understand!!! Alas, God also makes them less endowed and less lovely on the eyes......but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
She's much to busy with reality, a subject I just can't seem to stomach these days.
I resemble that remark!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
We need MUCH more of this stuff - thanks.
I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.
Do NOT make me laugh that hard again! I'm weeping and my poor Damn, that was good!
- - - - - - - - - - - Mmmmmmmm ... mighty mammaries ... mmmmmmmm ...
- - - - - - - - - - - OK, I promise! (fingers crossed)
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Ain't a-trustin' you no more.
- - - - - - - - - - - True Love!!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
If we don't beat the honway thread I'm really going to be pissed. What did she do, ban him again?
Yeah......reality is really a bitch......my kid brother died this morning.
Different eyes for different folks.....right? To think that in some centuries past, these 'skinny lil broads' you find in skimpy clothes woulda been taunted to put some meat on their bones...........and some of your male friends would be jokin you need your eyes checked.........LOL. DOn't resemble those remarks........that's just the way it was--back then. :)
OMG! My condolences and prayers for he and you and your family!
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
I like my women a little on the "soft" side. :)
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Time for another babe?
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Thank you......it is appreciated.
Ssssssssssssssoft? You are a gentle man. :) Very wise man, too! :) :)
You gonna have her dressed decently?
Never! :p
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Yeah it is. I'm sorry for your loss.
Ouch! When I fell out of my chair I hit my head.
you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)
much sympathy...
This guy would never have shot a bear. He understood the risks. He lived among the Kodiak grizzly bears for 13 summers. Timothy Dexter (Tweadwell) (he changed his name when he was a wannabe actor) was crazy but likeable. He videotaped himself talking to and about the bears for 100 hours. Werner Herzog and others put some of the footage together to create the movie. Some of the Alaska scenary is breathtaking. There are parts that are downright funny, without meaning to be. It is also somewhat ghoulish, but we skipped over some of that.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers When a bear is going to eat you or your lady friend, you better be willing to shoot it. Tis a shame people don't understand that, in advance.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Hmmmmm, do you think she's drunk enough to let me?
You should watch 5 minutes of this film to listen to his complete unwillingness to ever shoot a bear and his complete understanding of what they could do to him.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers ask him. :P
Thank you.
Thank you, Chrissie.
Ooops! I guess I'm not drunk enough yet.
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#78. To: Dakmar (#58)
My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.
#79. To: Critter (#77)
We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message:
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#80. To: Hmmmmm (#74)
going to hell
#81. To: Critter (#77)
#82. To: Critter (#77)
#83. To: rowdee (#49)
Still hung up on 'kinis', I see
#84. To: Critter (#83)
Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe
#85. To: Enderby (#76)
#86. To: rowdee (#80)
you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!
#87. To: rowdee (#84)
but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!
#88. To: Hmmmmm (#70)
#89. To: Enderby (#79)
"I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."
#90. To: Critter (#85)
little belly hurts.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#91. To: lodwick (#89)
I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#92. To: Enderby (#90)
Do NOT make me laugh that hard again!
#93. To: Critter (#92)
OK, I promise!
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#94. To: Enderby (#93)
#95. To: Critter (#94)
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#96. To: Hmmmmm (#86)
#97. To: Critter (#87)
#98. To: rowdee (#96)
my kid brother died this morning.
#99. To: rowdee (#97)
DOn't resemble those remarks........that's just the way it was--back then. :)
#100. To: Hmmmmm (#95)
#101. To: Critter (#98)
#102. To: Critter (#99)
#103. To: Critter (#100)
#104. To: rowdee (#103)
You gonna have her dressed decently?
#105. To: Hmmmmm (#95)
#106. To: rowdee (#96)
Yeah......reality is really a bitch..
#107. To: Critter (#105)
#108. To: Hmmmmm (#95)
#109. To: rowdee (#96)
my kid brother died this morning.
#110. To: Critter (#75)
#111. To: robin (#110)
This guy would never have shot a bear.
#112. To: christine (#108)
you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)
#113. To: Critter (#111)
#114. To: Hmmmmm (#112)
#115. To: Hmmmmm (#106)
#116. To: christine (#109)
#117. To: christine (#114)
ask him. :P
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