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Title: Why?
Source: Me
URL Source: http://None
Published: Aug 18, 2006
Author: Me
Post Date: 2006-08-18 15:53:28 by Hmmmmm
Keywords: None
Views: 5242
Comments: 146

Ha ha ha hahahahahahahaha


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I'm expecting 2000 posts here.

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#1. To: All (#0)

Oh nevermind!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   15:54:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Hmmmmm (#0) (Edited)

Good luck with that, you're now 1/1000th of the way there.

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-18   15:55:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#2)

Good luck with that, you're now 1/1000th of the way there.

I'm not all that good with fractions, but am surprised to know I'm half way there already.

Thanks!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   16:02:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

Why not?

- - - - - - - - - - -
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby  posted on  2006-08-18   16:06:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

LOL!

christine  posted on  2006-08-18   16:09:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: christine (#5)

LOL!

Is that some kind of threat that you'll delete my account, wipe me off the web, erase my bits?

If I were you I'd think twice about that Missy.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   16:18:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

I'm expecting 2000 posts here.

posts or just views?

We're all here to help ;P

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-18   16:20:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Hmmmmm (#0) (Edited)

I'll do my part with this subject line from spammer "Cleveland" -

But now I can penetrate hardly and give the pleasure to every woman!

++++++++

Who are these mopes, and where do they exist?

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-18   16:27:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: robin (#7)

posts or just views?

We're all here to help ;P

If I'd meant views I'd would've said views. I'm a man of very high standards.

I have to go out now and I expect this thread to be 1400+ posts by the time I get back or so help me God I'll post a "What if?" thread.

Thanks for the help.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   16:33:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Hmmmmm (#9)

If I'd meant views I'd would've said views. I'm a man of very high standards.

Sorry I asked!

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-18   16:35:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: ALL (#10) (Edited)

SLOW DOWN! WE'RE MORE THAN 1/200TH OF THE WAY THERE ALREADY! YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO LAST, DON'T YOU??????

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-18   16:39:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: All (#0)

I had a long talk with Jim today...... about the Whiteflies on my azaleas

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   16:50:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#11)

YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO LAST, DON'T YOU??????

I expect it'll be archived on hard drives for generations to come.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   16:53:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Esso (#11)

SLOW DOWN! WE'RE MORE THAN 1/200TH OF THE WAY THERE ALREADY! YOU WANT THIS THREAD TO LAST, DON'T YOU??????

Easy on the bold caps. We're trying to save bandwidth.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   16:55:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

Why?

-- because we like you! -- M- O- U- S- E!


"We have fourty million reasons for failure, but not a single excuse." -- Kipling

Tauzero  posted on  2006-08-18   23:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

Why?

Hmmmmmmmmm, I don't know.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-18   23:20:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Critter (#16)

Hmmmmmmmmm, I don't know.

This is the worst "Why" thread ever.

Sometimes I just go berzerk!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   23:45:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Esso (#2)

I think we're 3/4 of the way there now.

We need to ban somebody to put us over the top, that or maybe a couple of good opusi should do it. You go first.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-18   23:51:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

I want to play a part in this 2000 post thread! :)

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-18   23:59:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Hmmmmm (#9)

I have to go out now and I expect this thread to be 1400+ posts by the time I get back or so help me God I'll post a "What if?" thread.

Is that a threat........or a promise? *gulp*

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   0:01:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Hmmmmm, Robin (#18)

I'm going to start whining really loudly to get Robin banned, 'cause she's guilty of anti-underwearitism. That should finish things off.

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   0:03:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: rowdee (#19)

I want to play a part in this 2000 post thread! :)

....and so you will.

Please close my account at this time and remove all my meaningless posts from this forum. I will no longer submit to the humiliation of posting on any forum that would have me.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   0:06:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Hmmmmm (#22)

My kids want to know if they'll be allowed to eat you after your "account is closed."

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   0:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Hmmmmm (#23)

Well, Zena probably wouldn't actually eat you, she's kind of fussy. But on the other hand, Princess Dopey-Girl & Rattooie are always hungry. I don't know where the little guy puts it all.

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   0:28:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Hmmmmm (#17)

Sometimes I just go berzerk!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   0:37:29 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Esso (#23)

My kids want to know if they'll be allowed to eat you after your "account is closed."

I'm afraid I wouldn't be much more than a snack. On the plus side I prolly taste just like chicken. Yum yum!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   0:38:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: Hmmmmm (#22)

Actually what this thread needs is a babe...

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   0:39:38 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Critter (#27)

Now you've got to post the spread-eagle picture of Jeff Gannon or you'll have all the republicans crying 'discrimination' to Chris & Zip in their PM.

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   0:47:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Critter (#25)

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   0:49:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Esso (#28)

Now you've got to post the spread-eagle picture of Jeff Gannon or you'll have all the republicans crying 'discrimination' to Chris & Zip in their PM.

The PM's here are crazy, I've recieved 2447 PM's begging me to reconsider and one asking for information on my supplier, like I'm gonna give Dak up. Fat chance.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   0:55:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Hmmmmm (#22)

No. NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

WHY? WHY? WHY?

You nut.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   1:27:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Critter (#25)

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   1:28:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: All (#32)

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   2:45:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Critter (#27)

Actually what this thread needs is a babe...

NOW we're talking...you got about 1900 more like her? I'll check back later...

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-08-19   7:45:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: rowdee, christine (#31)

WHY? WHY? WHY?

You nut.

Ping to Dee's egregious use of the "N" word in an ad-Hmmmmmmimimim attack.

Completely over the top!!!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   14:02:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Hmmmmm (#22)

Please close my account at this time and remove all my meaningless posts from this forum. I will no longer submit to the humiliation of posting on any forum that would have me.

What a Groucho.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-19   14:04:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: robin (#36)

I had no idea you were that old old enough to know of this shtick.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   14:21:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Hmmmmm (#33)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   15:04:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Hmmmmm (#35)

handle it yoself, boy, i ain't playing yo mama.

christine  posted on  2006-08-19   15:41:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Critter (#38)

now that's just cool.

christine  posted on  2006-08-19   15:48:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: who knows what evil (#34)

The timing is working out perfect here, by the time we get to 2000 posts gold should be $3000 an oz.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   15:48:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Critter, all (#38)

is anyone else having problems with youtube videos stopping and starting lately?

christine  posted on  2006-08-19   15:51:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Hmmmmm, *You gotta be shitting me* (#41)

there. that oughta help. :P

christine  posted on  2006-08-19   15:54:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: christine (#42)

A little bit of trouble. I think they are outgrowing their servers. hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   15:56:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Hmmmmm (#41)

Maybe we need more babes?

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   16:16:11 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Critter (#45)

I'm starting to agree with you!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   16:22:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: Hmmmmm, Christine (#35)

Look here, Buster Brown, er, Hmmmmmmmmmm.......ya do what ya gotta do!

P.S. Get over yerself wudja! Out there somewhere between brazil nuts and peanuts is a little spot marked "reserved for H nuts, or nuts like you!".

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   16:22:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: Hmmmmm (#41)

The timing is working out perfect here, by the time we get to 2000 posts gold should be $3000 an oz.

AHA! The truth comes out!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$. That's what it is always about. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   16:24:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: Critter (#45)

Still hung up on 'kinis', I see.........she don't 'xactly look like a french fry to me. She also doesn't look like she's 53! LOL.... Boy, you got 'it' bad. :)

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   16:26:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: rowdee (#48)

AHA! The truth comes out!!!!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$. That's what it is always about. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$.

You got me. By the time gold gets to $3000 an oz. I'll have almost $300. If that shoud coincide with this thread reaching 2000 posts I guess that will make me rich and famous.

Don't worry, I won't forget ya'll.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   16:40:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Critter (#38)

Great video.

Zappa got it.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   16:48:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Hmmmmm (#50)

Don't worry, I won't forget ya'll.

Well, it is certainly nice to know that you are willing to share your good tidings with all the rest of us. :)

Dat's a real man there.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   16:49:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: christine (#42)

is anyone else having problems with youtube videos stopping and starting lately?

No. They are playing to perfection here. My problem is that I can only view them here, not a the TubeSite - so thanks to everyone who post the videos and not the link.

Saturday afternoon cheers, everyone.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   16:53:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: christine (#42)

Not me.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   16:54:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: Hmmmmm (#54)

Hilarious - thanks.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   16:58:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: lodwick (#51)

Zappa got it.

In some ways, he sure did.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   18:02:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: Hmmmmm (#54)

That was almost worth this whole stupid thread.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-19   19:14:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: robin (#57)

Do you really want someone to post a good old nigger work song? I know dozens of them, but sincew my communist brain-washing will prolly put up a Black Flag video if challenged. My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:20:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Dakmar (#58)

My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.

Have you seen Grizzly Man?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0427312/

Nothing like this was ever on Wild Kingdom or sponsored by Mutual of Omaha.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-19   19:22:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: robin (#59)

I get tired of being called a parasite because I live in a metro area. Rural conservatives are ignored in msm but overrepresented in talk radio. We need our own talk radio trophy award tv show.

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:28:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Dakmar (#60)

Who would you nominate?

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-19   19:31:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: robin (#61)

I have a 5 year plan: I'll become dictatator....no, hear me out.... :)

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:33:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: Dakmar (#62)

Well you've got the speech pattern down pat.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-19   19:34:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: Dakmar (#62)

You're a talking potato?

I just KNEW it!

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   19:40:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: robin (#61)

sea and sand

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:41:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: robin (#57)

That was almost worth this whole stupid thread.

Oh, there's more. Lots more.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   19:43:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: robin, Esso (#64)

Want to buy some insignias? No one gets away with counterfiets, agreed? Alright, let's go harass some shoppers!

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:44:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: Esso (#64)

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:53:20 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: Dakmar (#67)

I'm not allowed in the mall anymore as part of my probation agreement. I was caught by a security guard assembling a 50 kiloton thermonuclear device in the mall's bathroom out of two mysterious & mythical clear liquids in a foiled plot to cause the world's worst shopping misadventure.

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   19:58:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: robin (#57)

I always liked this one.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   19:58:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: christine, Dakmar (#68)

CHRISTINE! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! Dakmar red X'd me!

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   20:02:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: Esso (#71)

CHRISTINE! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! Dakmar red X'd me!

She ain't gonna help. She wouldn't help me when Dee called me the "N" word in post #31

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   20:14:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: Hmmmmm (#72)

I'll bet she's mixed up in that NWO plot with that evil Alex Jones character. What kind of name is Jones, anyway???? What's he trying to hide???? Using a bunch of question marks really makes a post compelling, doesn't it????????????

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   20:31:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Esso (#73)

This place is going to hell in a hurry, take this thread for example.

Disgraceful!!!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   20:39:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: robin (#59)

Your link prompted me to find out who these people were and what happened to them.

I find an article here:

http://seatt lepi.nwsource.com/local/142982_bearattack08.html

Interesting, this:

Wednesday, October 8, 2003

Grizzly mauls, kills a bear 'expert' Alaska attack also takes life of female companion in park

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A self-styled bear expert who once called Alaska's brown bears harmless party animals was one of two people fatally mauled in a bear attack in Katmai National Park and Preserve -- the first known bear killings in the 4.7 million-acre park...

No weapons were found at the scene, Park Service spokeswoman Jane Tranel said. Firearms are prohibited in that part of the park.

And this:

Park rangers encountered a large, aggressive male brown bear when they arrived at the campsite. Katmai park ranger Joel Ellis said two officers stood by with shotguns as he fired 11 times with a semiautomatic handgun before the animal fell 12 feet away.

And:

As the plane was being loaded, another aggressive bear approached and was killed by park rangers and troopers. The bear was younger, possibly a 3-year- old, according to Bruce Bartley, a spokesman for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game office in King Salmon.

So it seems that we're not allowed to defend ourselves against bears but rangers and police are? What other reason could there be for not allowing firearms except that maybe dead humans are preferable to dead bears, except if the humans are rangers and/or cops?

Sorry for getting off topic. Now back to the subject of the thread, WHY?

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:24:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: Hmmmmm (#74)

All right -- that's enough! I have HAD IT with these UNVIRTUOUS snakes on this FULLY-UNSATISFACTORY plane!!!

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   21:25:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: Enderby (#76)

We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message:

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:37:21 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: Dakmar (#58)

My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.

I'm Marlin Perkins in real life. Before I got my show I was the milk man in your area. As Jim usually did the hands on dirty work - even back then before the show - you are probably actually related to Jim.

.

...  posted on  2006-08-19   21:39:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: Critter (#77)

We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message:

You have brought an important social concern to light. This young person has been working so hard, digging carrots and radishes in her small subsistence garden, that she has torn the knees out of her trousers. "I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   21:45:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#80. To: Hmmmmm (#74)

going to hell

Watch yer language, boy...........you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:45:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: Critter (#77)

Least you could do is offer to buy the girl a pair of new jeans.......hers are all torn up! :( Poor lil' girl.....

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:47:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Critter (#77)

Or even photoshop air paint her some new ones.......or make shorts out the old ones! Geeze........gotta tell you fellas everything.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:48:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: rowdee (#49)

Still hung up on 'kinis', I see

Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:48:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: Critter (#83)

Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe

You do understand!!!

Alas, God also makes them less endowed and less lovely on the eyes......but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:51:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#85. To: Enderby (#76)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:53:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#86. To: rowdee (#80)

you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!

She's much to busy with reality, a subject I just can't seem to stomach these days.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   21:55:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#87. To: rowdee (#84)

but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!

I resemble that remark!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   22:01:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: Hmmmmm (#70)

We need MUCH more of this stuff - thanks.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   22:07:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#89. To: Enderby (#79)

"I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."

I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   22:11:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: Critter (#85)

Do NOT make me laugh that hard again! I'm weeping and my poor little belly hurts.

Damn, that was good!

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   22:13:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#91. To: lodwick (#89)

I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.

Mmmmmmmm ... mighty mammaries ... mmmmmmmm ...

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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   22:14:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#92. To: Enderby (#90)

Do NOT make me laugh that hard again!

OK, I promise! (fingers crossed)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   22:20:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: Critter (#92)

OK, I promise!

Ain't a-trustin' you no more.

- - - - - - - - - - -
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken

Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   22:26:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#94. To: Enderby (#93)

True Love!!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   23:38:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#95. To: Critter (#94) (Edited)

If we don't beat the honway thread I'm really going to be pissed.

What did she do, ban him again?

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   0:25:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: Hmmmmm (#86)

Yeah......reality is really a bitch......my kid brother died this morning.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:35:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#97. To: Critter (#87)

Different eyes for different folks.....right? To think that in some centuries past, these 'skinny lil broads' you find in skimpy clothes woulda been taunted to put some meat on their bones...........and some of your male friends would be jokin you need your eyes checked.........LOL.

DOn't resemble those remarks........that's just the way it was--back then. :)

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:37:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: rowdee (#96)

my kid brother died this morning.

OMG! My condolences and prayers for he and you and your family!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   0:38:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#99. To: rowdee (#97)

DOn't resemble those remarks........that's just the way it was--back then. :)

I like my women a little on the "soft" side. :)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   0:39:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#100. To: Hmmmmm (#95)

Time for another babe?

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   0:40:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#101. To: Critter (#98)

Thank you......it is appreciated.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:40:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#102. To: Critter (#99)

Ssssssssssssssoft? You are a gentle man. :) Very wise man, too! :) :)

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:41:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: Critter (#100)

You gonna have her dressed decently?

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:42:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#104. To: rowdee (#103)

You gonna have her dressed decently?

Never! :p

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   1:03:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#105. To: Hmmmmm (#95)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   1:03:46 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#106. To: rowdee (#96)

Yeah......reality is really a bitch..

Yeah it is. I'm sorry for your loss.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   1:06:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#107. To: Critter (#105)

Ouch!

When I fell out of my chair I hit my head.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   1:08:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#108. To: Hmmmmm (#95)

you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)

christine  posted on  2006-08-20   1:09:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#109. To: rowdee (#96)

my kid brother died this morning.

much sympathy...

christine  posted on  2006-08-20   1:11:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#110. To: Critter (#75)

This guy would never have shot a bear. He understood the risks. He lived among the Kodiak grizzly bears for 13 summers. Timothy Dexter (Tweadwell) (he changed his name when he was a wannabe actor) was crazy but likeable. He videotaped himself talking to and about the bears for 100 hours. Werner Herzog and others put some of the footage together to create the movie. Some of the Alaska scenary is breathtaking. There are parts that are downright funny, without meaning to be. It is also somewhat ghoulish, but we skipped over some of that.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-20   1:13:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#111. To: robin (#110)

This guy would never have shot a bear.

When a bear is going to eat you or your lady friend, you better be willing to shoot it. Tis a shame people don't understand that, in advance.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   1:18:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#112. To: christine (#108)

you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)

Hmmmmm, do you think she's drunk enough to let me?

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   1:23:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#113. To: Critter (#111)

You should watch 5 minutes of this film to listen to his complete unwillingness to ever shoot a bear and his complete understanding of what they could do to him.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-20   1:24:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#114. To: Hmmmmm (#112)

ask him. :P

christine  posted on  2006-08-20   1:26:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#115. To: Hmmmmm (#106)

Thank you.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   1:27:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#116. To: christine (#109)

Thank you, Chrissie.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   1:27:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#117. To: christine (#114)

ask him. :P

Ooops! I guess I'm not drunk enough yet.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   1:29:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#118. To: christine, Hmmmmmmmmm (#114)

ask him. :P

Bet he really did fall out of the chair on this one!!!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   1:30:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#119. To: Hmmmmm, Christine (#117)

ask him. :P Ooops! I guess I'm not drunk enough yet.

Ah ha! That's close enough!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   1:31:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#120. To: Hmmmmm (#0)

I'm expecting 2000 posts here.

Well Hmmmmm, I'll add ONE post to your score for now. We'll see about more later.. :)


You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006

FormerLurker  posted on  2006-08-20   1:43:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#121. To: Hmmmmm. christine (#112)

you better grab FormerLurker then. ;)
Hmmmmm, do you think she's drunk enough to let me?

Er, Hmmmmmm, hate to tell you this, but this FormerLurker is a he, not a she..


You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006

FormerLurker  posted on  2006-08-20   1:46:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#122. To: All (#120)

Here's something I think everybody here should take a peek at. Let me know your thoughts...

Don't Trust Your Eyes


You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006

FormerLurker  posted on  2006-08-20   1:54:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#123. To: rowdee (#119)

Ah ha! That's close enough!

This fellow named Sam has been wrenching and riding Harleys for 25 years and is finally sick of fixing 'em. He quits his job and buys 50 acres of land in the mountains--as far from humanity as possible.

He sees the postman once a week and gets groceries once a month.

Otherwise, it's total peace and quiet. After 6 months or so of almost total isolation, Sam is finishing dinner when someone knocks on his door. he opens it and there's a big, bearded dude standing there. "Name's Enoch...your neighbour from four miles over the ridge...having' a party Saturday...thought you'd like to come." "Great," Sam says, "after six months of this I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Enoch is leaving he stops. "Gotta warn you, there's gonna be some drinking'." "Not a problem...after 25 years of Harley riding', I can do that with the best of them." Again, as he starts to leave, Enoch stops. "More 'n' likely gonna be some fighting' too." "Damn!" Sam thinks, "tough crowd...sounds like the Redwood Run."

"Well," he says, "I get along with people. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Enoch turns from the door. "I've seen some wild sex at these parties too." "Now that is not a problem," says Sam, "remember, I've been alone for six months. I'll definitely be there! By the way...what time should I get to the party?" Enoch stops in the door again and says, "Whenever you want...it's just gonna be the two of us."

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   1:58:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#124. To: FormerLurker (#121)

see post 123

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   2:01:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#125. To: FormerLurker (#122)

i'm cross-eyed now. :P

christine  posted on  2006-08-20   2:02:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#126. To: Hmmmmm (#124)

Sorry, but not ready for Dueling Banjos... LOL


You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006

FormerLurker  posted on  2006-08-20   2:05:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#127. To: christine (#125)

i'm cross-eyed now. :P

Trippy isn't it? I stared at it for an hour once and saw God...


You appear to be a major trouble maker...and I'm getting really pissed. - GoldiLox, 7/27/2006

FormerLurker  posted on  2006-08-20   2:06:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#128. To: Hmmmmm (#123)

Regardless of the setting, that is one funny joke!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   2:08:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#129. To: rowdee (#128)

Regardless of the setting, that is one funny joke!

I've thought so for the last 15 years. Some of them just kinda stick around forever.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   2:11:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#130. To: Hmmmmm (#129)

Yup.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   2:12:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#131. To: Hmmmmm (#129)

This is is dedicated to all the busy bodies in the world.......

Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her nasty habit, but feared her enough to maintain their silence.

She made a very big mistake one Sunday, however, when she accused Henry, a new member, of being an alcoholic after she saw his old pickup parked in front of the town's only bar one afternoon.

She emphatically and quite loudly told Henry, and several other parisheners, that everyone seeing it there knew what he was doing, and what his problem was.

Henry, a man of few words, stood up, stared at her for a moment and just turned and walked away. He didn't explain, defend, or deny. He said nothing. Nothing at all.

Later that evening, Henry quietly parked his pickup in front of Mildred's house, walked home and left it there all night.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   2:16:52 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#132. To: rowdee (#131)

LMAO!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   2:23:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#133. To: rowdee (#131)

This one had me rolling:

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   2:26:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#134. To: Critter (#133)

dat be good

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   3:01:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#135. To: Hmmmmm, WHY has this thread died? (#46)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   12:58:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#136. To: Critter (#135)

WHY has this thread died?

A mans gotta sleep sometime. (with the exception of Imawit)

Now I've got a 13 month old demon running around here somewhere, ooops gotta gooooo......

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   13:07:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#137. To: rowdee (#131)

ROFLOL!

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-20   13:14:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#138. To: Hmmmmm (#136)

Now I've got a 13 month old demon running around here somewhere, ooops gotta gooooo......

I guess the demon is winning? hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   16:38:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#139. To: Critter (#138)

A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, and he asks her,

"What's the special of the day Chilli," she says, "but the biker next to you got the last bowl."

The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it.

As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten." Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked."

No, help yourself," replied the biker.

The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli.

When he got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl.

The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too."

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   19:01:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#140. To: Hmmmmm (#139)

Lmao!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   19:03:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#141. To: Critter (#133)

Out-freaking-standing.

Bush is my bitch, and we pay the bills around this MF.

Dude gets it.

The word is out there.

Lod  posted on  2006-08-20   19:16:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#142. To: Hmmmmm (#139)

I guess you're just not going to make it bro.

These people here just don't care! Dammit!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   22:06:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#143. To: Critter (#133)

funny!

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-08-20   22:23:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#144. To: robin (#143)

We cannot fail Hmmmmmm or is it Hmmmm? or Hmmmmmmm? I forget!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   22:33:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#145. To: Critter (#142)

I guess you're just not going to make it bro.

Jesus! look at the views. I think the NSA is monitoring this thread.

I've got to check my post's to make sure I didn't mention Jews.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   22:35:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#146. To: Hmmmmm (#145)

You did say Jesus and Jews in the same post. This must be a Jew bashing Christian site.

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   22:37:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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