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Title: Why?
Source: Me
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Published: Aug 18, 2006
Author: Me
Post Date: 2006-08-18 15:53:28 by Hmmmmm
Keywords: None
Views: 6120
Comments: 146

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#66. To: robin (#57)

That was almost worth this whole stupid thread.

Oh, there's more. Lots more.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   19:43:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: robin, Esso (#64)

Want to buy some insignias? No one gets away with counterfiets, agreed? Alright, let's go harass some shoppers!

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:44:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: Esso (#64)

Quit bogarting that peace, Herbert!

Dakmar  posted on  2006-08-19   19:53:20 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: Dakmar (#67)

I'm not allowed in the mall anymore as part of my probation agreement. I was caught by a security guard assembling a 50 kiloton thermonuclear device in the mall's bathroom out of two mysterious & mythical clear liquids in a foiled plot to cause the world's worst shopping misadventure.

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   19:58:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: robin (#57)

I always liked this one.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   19:58:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: christine, Dakmar (#68)

CHRISTINE! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! Dakmar red X'd me!

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   20:02:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: Esso (#71)

CHRISTINE! HELP! HELP! I'M BEING REPRESSED! Dakmar red X'd me!

She ain't gonna help. She wouldn't help me when Dee called me the "N" word in post #31

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   20:14:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: Hmmmmm (#72)

I'll bet she's mixed up in that NWO plot with that evil Alex Jones character. What kind of name is Jones, anyway???? What's he trying to hide???? Using a bunch of question marks really makes a post compelling, doesn't it????????????

Salsa shark. We're gonna need a bigger boat. Man goes into cage,
cage goes into salsa, shark's in the salsa. Our shark! - Dakmar Quint

Esso  posted on  2006-08-19   20:31:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Esso (#73)

This place is going to hell in a hurry, take this thread for example.

Disgraceful!!!

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   20:39:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: robin (#59)

Your link prompted me to find out who these people were and what happened to them.

I find an article here:

http://seatt lepi.nwsource.com/local/142982_bearattack08.html

Interesting, this:

Wednesday, October 8, 2003

Grizzly mauls, kills a bear 'expert' Alaska attack also takes life of female companion in park

THE ASSOCIATED PRESS

ANCHORAGE, Alaska -- A self-styled bear expert who once called Alaska's brown bears harmless party animals was one of two people fatally mauled in a bear attack in Katmai National Park and Preserve -- the first known bear killings in the 4.7 million-acre park...

No weapons were found at the scene, Park Service spokeswoman Jane Tranel said. Firearms are prohibited in that part of the park.

And this:

Park rangers encountered a large, aggressive male brown bear when they arrived at the campsite. Katmai park ranger Joel Ellis said two officers stood by with shotguns as he fired 11 times with a semiautomatic handgun before the animal fell 12 feet away.

And:

As the plane was being loaded, another aggressive bear approached and was killed by park rangers and troopers. The bear was younger, possibly a 3-year- old, according to Bruce Bartley, a spokesman for the Alaska Department of Fish and Game office in King Salmon.

So it seems that we're not allowed to defend ourselves against bears but rangers and police are? What other reason could there be for not allowing firearms except that maybe dead humans are preferable to dead bears, except if the humans are rangers and/or cops?

Sorry for getting off topic. Now back to the subject of the thread, WHY?

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:24:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: Hmmmmm (#74)

All right -- that's enough! I have HAD IT with these UNVIRTUOUS snakes on this FULLY-UNSATISFACTORY plane!!!

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Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   21:25:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: Enderby (#76)

We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message:

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:37:21 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: Dakmar (#58)

My Mom said were related to that Perkins nut from Wild Kingdom, but now I think she was just trying to keep us kiddies entertained.

I'm Marlin Perkins in real life. Before I got my show I was the milk man in your area. As Jim usually did the hands on dirty work - even back then before the show - you are probably actually related to Jim.

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...  posted on  2006-08-19   21:39:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: Critter (#77)

We interupt this nonsense to bring you the following important message:

You have brought an important social concern to light. This young person has been working so hard, digging carrots and radishes in her small subsistence garden, that she has torn the knees out of her trousers. "I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."

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Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   21:45:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#80. To: Hmmmmm (#74)

going to hell

Watch yer language, boy...........you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:45:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#81. To: Critter (#77)

Least you could do is offer to buy the girl a pair of new jeans.......hers are all torn up! :( Poor lil' girl.....

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:47:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#82. To: Critter (#77)

Or even photoshop air paint her some new ones.......or make shorts out the old ones! Geeze........gotta tell you fellas everything.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:48:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#83. To: rowdee (#49)

Still hung up on 'kinis', I see

Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:48:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#84. To: Critter (#83)

Merely proving the existence of God lady. Stuff like that don't happen by mistake. hehehe

You do understand!!!

Alas, God also makes them less endowed and less lovely on the eyes......but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-19   21:51:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#85. To: Enderby (#76)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   21:53:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#86. To: rowdee (#80)

you gonna really git it when she comes back to check on the playpen!

She's much to busy with reality, a subject I just can't seem to stomach these days.

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-19   21:55:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#87. To: rowdee (#84)

but I praise Him for making some (guys) with eyes that aren't too sharp!

I resemble that remark!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   22:01:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#88. To: Hmmmmm (#70)

We need MUCH more of this stuff - thanks.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   22:07:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#89. To: Enderby (#79)

"I see ... one-third of a nation ... ill-fed, ill-clothed, ill-housed ..."

I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.

Please Wake Up Before It's Eternally too Late

Lod  posted on  2006-08-19   22:11:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#90. To: Critter (#85)

Do NOT make me laugh that hard again! I'm weeping and my poor little belly hurts.

Damn, that was good!

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Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   22:13:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#91. To: lodwick (#89)

I see a rack that would break Boone & Crockett's best in class records.

Mmmmmmmm ... mighty mammaries ... mmmmmmmm ...

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Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   22:14:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#92. To: Enderby (#90)

Do NOT make me laugh that hard again!

OK, I promise! (fingers crossed)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   22:20:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#93. To: Critter (#92)

OK, I promise!

Ain't a-trustin' you no more.

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Enderby  posted on  2006-08-19   22:26:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#94. To: Enderby (#93)

True Love!!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-19   23:38:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#95. To: Critter (#94) (Edited)

If we don't beat the honway thread I'm really going to be pissed.

What did she do, ban him again?

I'm not ready to make nice

Hmmmmm  posted on  2006-08-20   0:25:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: Hmmmmm (#86)

Yeah......reality is really a bitch......my kid brother died this morning.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:35:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#97. To: Critter (#87)

Different eyes for different folks.....right? To think that in some centuries past, these 'skinny lil broads' you find in skimpy clothes woulda been taunted to put some meat on their bones...........and some of your male friends would be jokin you need your eyes checked.........LOL.

DOn't resemble those remarks........that's just the way it was--back then. :)

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:37:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: rowdee (#96)

my kid brother died this morning.

OMG! My condolences and prayers for he and you and your family!

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   0:38:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#99. To: rowdee (#97)

DOn't resemble those remarks........that's just the way it was--back then. :)

I like my women a little on the "soft" side. :)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   0:39:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#100. To: Hmmmmm (#95)

Time for another babe?

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   0:40:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#101. To: Critter (#98)

Thank you......it is appreciated.

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:40:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#102. To: Critter (#99)

Ssssssssssssssoft? You are a gentle man. :) Very wise man, too! :) :)

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:41:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#103. To: Critter (#100)

You gonna have her dressed decently?

rowdee  posted on  2006-08-20   0:42:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#104. To: rowdee (#103)

You gonna have her dressed decently?

Never! :p

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   1:03:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#105. To: Hmmmmm (#95)

Do I hear a fat lady singing?

Critter  posted on  2006-08-20   1:03:46 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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