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Title: Coral Snake's Bites of the Week ## (All El Pee edition, Goldi-Lox and the four BOTS ban honway.)
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Published: Aug 20, 2006
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2006-08-21 00:04:23 by Coral Snake
Keywords: El Pee, honway, Banned
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week 20 (All El Pee edition, Goldi-Lox and the four BOTS ban honway.) For a long time the Bites ignored the fact that LibertyPost (aka El Pee) was becomming a clone of FreeRepublic with its own bot-harpy corps dedicated to banning genuine truth seekers and patriots. Version twenty will make up for this by emphisizing the bots of El Pee starting with its owner/mod Goldi-Lox. Also included as a major Bite recipient for the first time (and with three white persian cats at that) are current bot leaders at El Pee Ghost of Quantrill and Badeye. For those new to the Bites the white persian cats must be explained again. They are given to Bots, Neo-Cons, Gun Granbbers, Socialists and other obnoxous types to represent the GENERAL level of warmongering, dishonesty and just plain EVIL they practice in their botdom. They are derived from the white persian cat that always accompanied Ernst Stavro Blofeld in the Sean Connery series of James Bond movies. As always Remember the KEY and enjoy. It seems more and more each day that Goldi-Lox is taking LibertyPost (aka El Pee) in the same direction as FreeRepublic and that She is becomming little more than JimRob in drag. The only thing lacking from El Pee to make it exactly like FreeRepublic is keywords, a progress bar with phony fireworks for the SnookerThons and some bot clown who solicits donations under the guise of faux "auctions on eBay. El Pee used to be the premere Free Speach forum when Goldi co ran it with Neil McIver, the person who programmed the software for El Pee and the more advanced version of it that the forums the Bites appear on. However since McIver left it El Pee became increasing more FreeRepublic like under Goldi's soul control and also became heavily infultrated with members of the ClownPosse website as well as allowing the return of some of the more obnoxious El Pee bots who will also be receiving bites this week. People who warned Goldi about the direction that El Pee was headed with the returning bots and the ClownPosse infultration were banned in a purge that continues to this day. The latest victim of this banning purge was honway and it was his banning that prompted this manly El Pee version of the Bites for this week. Most of the Bites this week will be giong to bot supporters of the honway banning and El Pee bots in general. How about a bot who whole heartedly supports every unconstitutional aspect of Shrubya's "War on Terror" while naming himself for one of American history's worst war criminals and terrorists??????!!!!!! The bot in quesrion is Ghost of Quantrill. This person is a virtual male equivalant of Howlin at FreeRepublic on El Pee and probable current non Mod leader of El Pee's increasingly powerful bot contingent (Goldi is the only mod at El Pee). Before we go to the next bot El Pee bot to get the fangs a mention must be made of the "hero" for which Ghost of Quantrill names himself for. While the Condederacy had many brave and valient leaders in its armed forces like Generals Robert E. Lee and Stonewall Jackson major William Clark Quantrill was considerably less than the Confederacy's finest hour morally speaking. Like his fellow Ohioan in the Northern army William Tecumsah Sherman, Quantrill would become known for the murder of civilians and "total war" level pyromania during the War Between the States. This warmongering would reach its zenith at Lawrence Kansas. Actually with heroes like this we can see why Ghost of Quantrill likes Shrubya so much. The "War on Terror" Would have been William Clark Quantrill's kind of war if he were alive today. The bite however is for Ghost of Quantrill's support of Goldi-Lox in the honway banning. Badeye is another of the leaders of the bot corps at El Pee. So obnoxious and such a liar was Badeye that he was banned from El Pee when Neil McIver did most of the mod duties for the site. Today Badeye is a well known pet of Goldi-Lox who can do no wrong at El Pee. Badeye is also a major promoter of the emerging SnookerThon type fundraising at El Pee. All he has to do is learn to write song parodies modern music and solicit donations for Goldi on eBay in the guise of "auctions" and Badeye can be a clone for Doug from Upland. This bite like most of the El Pee related ones this week is for his support of the honway banning. Another bot leader ar El Pee who thinks that Shrubya and Goldi-Lox can do no wrong. Like Badeye can most be tied to Doug from Upland as a clone for a FreeRepublic bot Chrystalk can be closest tied to the Howlin/nopardons type of bot. So often is he directly tied to El Pee censorship and bannings that remaining truth seekers and patriots there regard him as a secret mod even though Gold-Lox denies this. Chrystalk is also another supporter of the emerging SnookerThon fundraising going on at El Pee these days. This bite like most of the El Pee related ones this week is for his support of the honway banning. Yet another of the major El Pee bots getting a bite this week for supporting the honway banning. Like most of them he is also a supporter of the emerging SnookerThon tradition of fundraising at El Pee. However Be A Chooser seems to be more of a follower than a leader even though he is one of the long time stars in the El Pee stable of bots which is the reason his white persian cat quota is reduced to two while the other El Pee bits we have looked at get three. He is a card carrying member of the El Pee equivalant of the Howlin/nopardond Hsrpy corps at El Pee however. 
Bite One --------------->Goldi-Lox 
Bite Two ------------> Ghost of Quantrill Bite Three ------------> Badeye (aka BOTeye, boteye) Bite Four --------------> Chrystalk Bite Five --------------> Be A Chooser
More next sunday/monday cycle.
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