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Title: August 22. Today is the End of the World. So whatcha doing?
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Mehitable
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Published: Aug 22, 2006
Author: Mehitable Storm
Post Date: 2006-08-22 12:09:06 by mehitable
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Comments: 62
So, as we've been told by repeated articles and blathering over the past few weeks, apparently today could well be....The End of the World. I'm wondering how ya'll are gonna spend this Last Day? Planning anything special? Any going away parties? Barbecues? I'm just sitting here working as usual - well...somewhat...and wondering if I'll have to pay rent next week, or if I really should get that hotel room for the Memorial Day weekend.
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#1. To: mehitable (#0)
I want clean underwear for the rapture.
I don't think you really need it. My understanding is that when you're "raptured" it's kind of like instant dry-cleaning. Your sins and any unsightly coffee or other stains are wiped away.
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
If it truly was the end of the world, in a nuclear sense, I'd be stealing morphine and gunning down a few people. If a big flying Jesus came back and took the faithful, I'd be looting their houses and cars. As it is, I'm at my lousy job, trying to smile at people as I buy their damaged crap.
"GM is not a car company, it's a bank that gives free cars to its customers when they take out a loan."--Magorn.
Indrid, there's nothing like planning ahead. Although if you go on your killing spree on the Last Day, I'm afraid you won't got that champagne and prawn dinner special that's been going around. But I guess the satisfaction of a job well done will be enough!
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
All I need is a "technical", one of those pickups with a .50 cal mounted in the back like the Somalis use, some adrenochrome, and a case of Cold Duck.
"GM is not a car company, it's a bank that gives free cars to its customers when they take out a loan."--Magorn.
Sounds good. Just don't take out Cheezus by accident. Or Gabriel.
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
BUSH: The terrorists attacked us and killed 3,000 of our citizens before we started the freedom agenda in the Middle East. They were … QUESTION: What did Iraqi have to do with that? BUSH: What did Iraq have to do with what? QUESTION: The attacks upon the World Trade Center. BUSH: Nothing. . . . .Except for it’s part of — and nobody’s ever suggested in this administration that Saddam Hussein ordered the attack. Iraq was a — Iraq — the lesson of September the 11th is: Take threats before they fully materialize...
At the moment, I'm finishing my lunch hour at work. This evening, I'll be celebrating my birthday at home. No end-of-the-worlds 'til after I've had my birthday, OK?
- - - - - - - - - - - I want clean underwear for the rapture. With that one post I just know we had similar parenting.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers This is the end...........?
lol!
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers Happy Birthday, Enderby!!! We'll let you have your cake first :)
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
Remember Ralph Cramden...ahuminahuminahumina....
"I woke up in the CRAZY HOUSE."
I'm not sure about the ice cream. Happy Birthday Enderby! (and many more)
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers I'm not sure about the ice cream. Thank you both so kindly! I'm betting I'll get that ice cream, and some cake, too. I've had a lot of birthday practice -- this is my 52nd. And since I can't imagine either one of you being any older than 26, I'll just assume you are both 26. And that means that you-all have the same combined birthday experience that I have myself. So far, I have totally not noticed any world-ending going on. I think we'll just sli-i-i-i-ide right on past, this time. Maybe next year?
- - - - - - - - - - - smoooch!
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers Richard W.
A blazing red sun is slipping behind the hills right now here in East Tennessee, and we are still here. I guess we all have to go to work tomorrow. :-(
;P So what's the next favorite date for Armageddon?
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet....and then I'll probably go home and get drunk.
"Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future."
Buying an extended warranty for the van.
I KNOW YOU DIDN'T JUST FUCKING POST THAT!!!! OMG!!! Tippy Turtle. Oh my freakin gawd! I thought I was the only guy who remembered that.
Welp, That's it. I'm done with predicting the future. Not that I was any good at it. I think I've finally reached my threshold for fearmongering by the government, and the media. If the end of the world comes, I really don't want to be prepared for it. I'll just react to it in the best way I know how, and not live my life in fear of a bunch of fags dressed in robes plotting the end of the world.
Laundry.
#2. To: lodwick (#1)
#3. To: mehitable (#0)
Planning anything special?
#4. To: Indrid Cold (#3)
#5. To: mehitable (#4)
Although if you go on your killing spree on the Last Day, I'm afraid you won't got that champagne and prawn dinner special that's been going around.
#6. To: Indrid Cold (#5)
#7. To: Indrid Cold (#3)
Here's a little sumtin' to keep you smilin...on YouTube today
#8. To: mehitable (#0)
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#9. To: lodwick (#1)
Laundry.
#10. To: mehitable (#0)
This is it................?
#11. To: angle (#7)
#12. To: Enderby (#8)
#13. To: angle (#7)
#14. To: mehitable, Enderby (#12)
Happy Birthday, Enderby!!! We'll let you have your cake first :)
#15. To: robin, mehitable (#14)
We'll let you have your cake first :)
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#16. To: Enderby (#15)
And since I can't imagine either one of you being any older than 26, I'll just assume you are both 26.
#17. To: mehitable (#0)
#18. To: mehitable (#0)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#19. To: who knows what evil (#18)
A blazing red sun is slipping behind the hills right now here in East Tennessee, and we are still here. I guess we all have to go to work tomorrow. :-(
#20. To: mehitable (#0)
#21. To: Arete (#17)
But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
#22. To: mehitable (#0)
#23. To: orangedog (#20)
First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet....and then I'll probably go home and get drunk.
#24. To: Enderby (#8)
#25. To: mehitable (#0)
 | What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#26. To: Rabble Rouser (#23)
i didn't get it til you posted that. :P
#27. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#25)
i'll drink to that.
and not live my life in fear of a bunch of fags dressed in robes plotting the end of the world.
#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#23)
"I just figured out a new way to really bug people.....hehehehe!" The musical greeting card trick was a riot when I pulled it in high school.
Tippy Turtle. Oh my freakin gawd! I thought I was the only guy who remembered that.
"Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future."
#29. To: christine, Rabble Rouser (#26)
Tippy seems to have vanished down the memory hole. Hard to find anything about it even on google.
i didn't get it til you posted that.
"Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future."
#30. To: lodwick (#1)
Hmmmm.....I wouldn't have thought of that, loddy. My Mom always insisted we put on fresh underwear in case we were in an accident or something and we had to go to the doctor! Will God give us shots?
I want clean underwear for the rapture.
#31. To: Enderby (#8)
You mean, no one told you to change your birthday to the 21st? That doesn't hardly seem fair........but are you sure you even want another birfday?
#32. To: orangedog (#28)
I went to the post office today to sign for a certified letter from the IRS. Actually two of them. Anyway, I got to thinking, if I mail enough helium baloons, my postal fees should add up to enough money to cover what the IRS thinks I owe. It's gonna take a lot of ballons but at least now I have a plan!
#33. To: Enderby (#8)
Oh damn...........I forgot to say, HAPPY BIRFDAY TO YOU!
#34. To: who knows what evil (#18)
Damn, but these conspiracies take their toll on people! It's a conspiracy, I tell ya--a conspiracy!
I guess we all have to go to work tomorrow. :-(
#35. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#25)
The robes I always thought were a little comical, but capes are another thing entirely. If there's one thing that the first Star Wars trilogy taught me is that it's never a good thing when grown men who like to wear capes take an unhealthy interest in your future.
I'll just react to it in the best way I know how, and not live my life in fear of a bunch of fags dressed in robes plotting the end of the world.
"Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future."
#36. To: orangedog (#29)
They should do a Best of Saturday Night Live with just the fake ads and cartoons. But no Mr. Bill, please.
Tippy seems to have vanished down the memory hole.
#37. To: Rabble Rouser (#32)
And if you get bored in the mean time you can always go into a bank, take a withdraw slip, write "This is a stick up!" on the back, put it back on top of the stack and wait for the next fool to come along and use it.
"Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future."
#38. To: Rabble Rouser (#36)
Comedy Central played it as part of a best-of show once, but it was more than ten years ago. I haven't seen any Tippy cartoons in forever.
"Perhaps I should let you all in on a little secret. No one likes you in the future."
#39. To: orangedog (#37)
Man that's so....wrong. I've got some terrible ideas about IRS 941 reports.
, write "This is a stick up!" on the back, put it back on top of the stack and wait for the next fool to come along and use it.
#40. To: Rabble Rouser, orangedog (#36)
Before Tippy Turtle, there was Tippy the turtle: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=211172294308374001
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers
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