IT sounds like the television anchorwoman's ultimate nightmare. Take lavatory break. Leave personal microphone on. Have cloakroom gossip - including how much you hate your sister-in-law - broadcast live in excruciating detail during a nationally televised speech by President Bush. CNN was forced to apologise yesterday after such a fate befell Kyra Phillips, whose trenchant views on her brothers wife, mixed with the sound of zips and running water, drowned out Mr Bush as he spoke live from New Orleans to mark the anniversary of Hurricane Katrina.
Her inadvertent comments gave the name of her show, Live From, a whole new meaning.
As Mr Bush spoke of improved communications between government agencies, CNNs viewers heard Phillipss voice interject during a conversation with an unidentified colleague: ... assholes.
Phillips, responding to news about her cloakroom confidantes latest relationship, continues on the subject of men, first lavishing praise on her husband, whom she calls a really, passionate, compassionate, great, great human being.
Meanwhile, as one can only imagine the screams beginning to emerge from the CNN production suite, and as Mr Bush can barely be heard talking of what went right and what went wrong, Phillipss friend says that her boyfriend is about to come for an extended visit an observation followed by the sound of a running tap.
Unfortunately, as millions of viewers were about to discover, Phillipss view of her sister-in-law is not so enthusiastic as the one reserved for her husband. She says she has to protect her brother, because his wife is such a control freak.
At this point, another female voice from the CNN control room can be heard, telling Phillips to turn off her microphone.
Seconds later, her co-presenter, a flustered-looking Daryn Kagan, says, mistakenly: All right, weve been listening in to President Bush ...
Back on air, Phillips one of the networks main daytime presenters says: And by the way, we apologise for an issue we had with our mikes. We apologise for a little bit of an interruption there during the President.
How she apologises to her brother and sister-in-law remains to be seen. But her comments should make for an interesting Thanksgiving this year.
By late afternoon Phillipss entry in Wikipedia, the online encyclopedia, had already been updated with a full account of her mishap. But yesterday she was back on air with no mention of the incident.
The Times