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Title: Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (Douggie from Upland reduced to wasting Freeper bandwidth with toilet humor.)
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Published: Aug 31, 2006
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2006-08-31 20:53:52 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Doug from Upland, Toilet Humor, FreeRepublic
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Coral Snake Song - Come, Pretty School-Girl! or the Little White Cottage on Evergreen Square (Douggie from Upland reduced to wasting Freeper bandwidth with toilet humor.) Original Song by Henry Clay Work (1882) Midi: Come Pretty School Girl! (Musical Introduction) (1.) (CHORUS) (Musical Interlude) (2.) (CHORUS) (Musical Interlude) (3.) (CHORUS)
Writing the history of our time in song to historic music.
Update Parody by Coral Snake (2006)
Look under 1883
Now at FreeRepublic, see its nature true;
Doug's toilet humor that is quite verging on blue --
From Doug from Upland's mill,
It's bandwidth wasting swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
Red as roses that are growing on the wall,
Doug from Uplands cheeks, they should now out-blush them all.
Doug's morals have gone nill,
And his songs are now swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
Now it's time to put the foot down on this blight,
Four 
may occupy Doug's next bite.
For now Douggie will fill,
Bandwidth with sludge and swill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
Oh! Doug from Upland's, morals fell today;
And it would be a big one -- a free fall all the way;
Now Doug just writes swill,
Bandwidth wasting shill,
As Doug writes toilet humor down in Freeperville.
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Written in Reply to these DFU Songs: http://www. freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1693240/posts http://www. freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1692213/posts Ultimate Doug from Upland desparation for BOT news. Obsessing over a conversation between two women in the bathroom!!!!
Oh I thought this would be about "If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers Good work, CS, but I won't go to the FR links. I haven't been there in many weeks.
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Pretty School-Girl!
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