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Title: ROTFLOL! Again
Source: El Pee
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=157555
Published: Sep 3, 2006
Author: Leveller
Post Date: 2006-09-03 16:56:51 by BAC
Keywords: None
Views: 4746
Comments: 152

Kooks!

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#135. To: leveller (#0)

Here's the thread where it was linked back to LP. I thought I had remembered that you actually posted the whole thing here.

christine  posted on  2007-03-26   21:16:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

It's up and running again: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/listarticles.cgi? 115#A181554

This time it's not in Breaking News. It should be annoying, anyhow.

leveller  posted on  2007-03-26   21:35:51 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

i don't see it. that's the list of articles in News and Current Events. can you copy and paste the whole thing here so we can save it?

christine  posted on  2007-03-26   21:52:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

copy and paste the whole thing

The rabid responses are better than the last time.

Title: LP SOON TO BE LIKUD POST Source: Unauthorized Officials URL Source: http://thisisnotlikelytow orkatallbutyoucantryit Published: Mar 26, 2007 Author: Unauthorized Officials Post Date: 2007-03-26 21:33:09 by leveller 10 Comments

LP NOW LIKUD POST

Effective 31 October 2006, Liberty Post will be known as Likud Post, as a clear nod to the greatest party in our greatest ally in the War on Terror.

We are at war, and in such perilous times, no institutions are exempt from the duties of citizenship, including the wholehearted support of one's government. Since our nation has placed its faith in the Bush Administration, and that administration has placed its faith in Israel, it that ally we should praise and support.

Our government has good reason to rely upon the warriors of the Holy Land. These are the End Times, and we are on the path to Armageddon, World War III. The continued existence of Israel and its growth into Greater Israel are necessary to fulfill the prophecies. Soon, all Jewry will assemble in Jerusalem, and the Rapture will begin. Our Savior will Return, and offer the Jewish multitudes the choice between Salvation hrough belief in Christ Almighty, or eternal d*mnation. There is, of course, no good reason to mention this to them, now. If knowledge is power, it is also an inconvenience. It is sufficient for our Salvation if the Jews are happy we sell them bunker-busters on demand. On the other hand, if the Rapture doesn't come this time around, while we're remaking the Middle Eastern map we can grab the oil. Everybody wins.

We are at war against terrorists, who are heartless, soulless savages. Their religion is one of war and hatred. Its name is anathema. Consequently, the following new rules for this forum are now in effect, and are to be ignored at one's peril:

NEW FORUM RULES (reprinted)

The following unauthorized list of new forum rules were derived emprically, by induction. Ignore them at your peril.

1. Racist comments will not be tolerated.*

* Exception: Arabs may be described in any terms, no matter how offensive.

2. Attacks on religion will not be tolerated.*

* Exception: Muslims are fair game for any slur. Their extermination may and should be advocated.

3. Posters will treat each other with respect.*

* Exception: Antiwar posters may be routinely vilified with ad hominems. Lists of such posters should be kept and turned in for investigative purposes. Such posters may be threatened with blacklisting whenever it is appropriate. They may be reminded that the government may soon imprison and put them to death, if necessary.

4. There will be no censorship of political ideas. *

* Exception: Under no circumstances will articles or comments critical of Israel or the American alliance with Israel be tolerated. Transgressions will elicit bans.

The recent posting of the New Forum Rules has inspired many questions. As a public service, Unauthorized Officials have provided the following answers to Frequently Asked Questions:

ARE MUSLIMS HUMAN?

This a difficult and subtle question, the answer to which depends upon the context, but in general the safe answer is "No, of course not." Usually they are just Satan's minions, as Crystalk explains in this classic post:

"Nothing other than what Satan wants, can be expected from those possessed by him. That includes all Muslims; they invite Satan to take over their souls by the reciting of Shehada; and the adversary is in possession of them all, and they will do his bidding in the end.

Satan delights in war, blood is his drink and his delight. The Shia have their feast of blood and cut their own children, bathing them in blood annually."

Crystalk posted To: BrerRabbit (#3) on 2006-08-07 08:34:01 (Title: Arab Anger at Their Governments Grow, Post Date: 2006-08-07)

WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ALL MUSLIMS?

Help comes to us from DAnconia55, who explains thus:

"'If Abdul will pray, to a smoking crater.'

Not so fast.

FIRST we steal the magic meteorite.

And carve it into urinals and toilets for the bathrooms (Male and female) at the NY Stock Exchange.

THEN we nuke them.

And the remainder of their cult can spend the rest of existence knowing we're pissing on their religious artifact."

DAnconia55 posted To: Travis McGee (#16) on 2006-08-23 04:00:53 (Title: Bin Laden has approval from an Islamic cleric for 10 million American nuke deaths, Post Date: 2006-08-22)

Zetso Phretso also explains that Muslims should be nuked:

"The primary mistake Israel has made is to hold back using their atomic weapons. They would have done us all a favor if they had turned Lebanon into a smoking radioactive crater. Now the real fight has been postponed until a later date.

The simple fact is that there is no place in the modern world for Islamic "culture." If Islam cannot be reformed and brought out of the 12th century, it must be contained or eliminated."

Zetso Phretso posted To: r-u-n-n o-f-t (#3) on 2006-08-23 07:39:51 (Title: Lebanon: War wipes out 15 years of economic recovery, Post Date: 2006-08-23)

ARE MEXICANS PEOPLE?

No, of course not. The question is a popular one, because the New Forum Rules don't specifically address it. It was not deemed necessary to do so, the sub- human character of Mexicans being so obvious. Crystalk helps us with the following comment:

"As far as I am concerned anything that is Muslim, Mexican, or Black is dangerous and persistently so.

Time for USA to take out the trash."

Crystalk posted To: out damned spot (#2) on 2006-08-18 03:44:00 (Title: 3 Valley schools 'dangerous' (Four of the five Texas "dangerous" campuses are on the Rio Grande, Published: Aug 18, 2006)

Crystalk also demonstrated the way to discuss Mexicans with the following classic post:

"The Mexicans glare at you, it is not safe, they all have knives and machetes, they are all either on drugs or drunk."

Crystalk posted To: FreedomFriend (#44) on 2006-08-15 22:13:54 (Title: America's Non-White future, Post Date: 2006-08-15)

WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ANTI-WAR POSTERS AT LP?

As posterboy explains, they should be prosecuted and executed, for treason:

"Once we get the hate laws through, that anti-Semitic hellhole will be shut down for good. It's about time some of these Americans start to get some understanding that this crap's not going to be tolerated much longer.

Anybody caught badmouthing Israel is committing treachery and treason against the American government in a time of war, and that's the death penalty. When the Pres finally signs the capital punishment order for anti-Semitism, these haters aren't gonna know what hit 'em."

posterboy posted To: Aaron, White Sands (#43) on 2006-08-25 01:28:13 (Title: Israel Charged with Systematic Harassment of U.S. Marines, Post Date: 2006-08- 24)

WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ANTI WAR PROTESTERS?

Some of you already know the answer, but let JoeSnuffy tell it:

"Personally I think anti war protestors would make great sandbags... to snug in arab Muzzie rocket launcher sites..."

JoeSnuffy posted To: leveller (#29) on 2006-08-27 22:22:10 (Title: NEW FORUM RULES, Post Date: 2006-08-27)

MUST ANTI-ISRAEL COMMENTS BE REPORTED?

Yes. Posterboy explains:

"So all we've got to do is report the people who are anti-Israel to Goldi and they will be banned? Cool. I've got a lot of people to start reporting on.

posterboy posted To: WhiteSands (#8) on 2006-08-19 16:11:00 (Title: Israeli Troops Criticize Army, Equipment, Post Date: 2006-08-18)

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Nice. Good to see you leaving the dark side of moonrock god worshipping headcutters and clit choppers. Good work.

SovereignMan posted on 2007-03-26 21:39:39 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. To: leveller (#0) Aww, you're not going to cry are you???

Lunatic Fringe posted on 2007-03-26 21:41:09 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. To: Lunatic Fringe (#2)

Aww, you're not going to cry are you?? It's too bad he doesn't serve some cheese with his whine. Perhaps in his case he should serve some nachos.

calcon posted on 2007-03-26 21:44:26 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. To: leveller (#0) LP has been accused of being Jew haters and Jew lovers. I guess we must be right in the middle which is a good thing.

JustUsealittleBrainPower posted on 2007-03-26 21:49:52 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. To: leveller (#0)

WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ANTI WAR PROTESTERS? Some of you already know the answer, but let JoeSnuffy tell it:

"Personally I think anti war protestors would make great sandbags... to snug in arab Muzzie rocket launcher sites..."

JoeSnuffy posted To: leveller (#29) on 2006-08-27 22:22:10 (Title: NEW FORUM RULES, Post Date: 2006-08-27)

thanks sniviler...

got my .14 seconds of fame.....

I was quite proud of this post..would like to thank the academy students and staff of UC Berkley for throwing dog s**t and spitting on me and my esteemed war mongers after we returned from fighting in SE Asia..

I really owe you all alot...

Hope to pay each and everyone of you back someday...

JoeSnuffy posted on 2007-03-26 21:56:58 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. To: All (#1) I may not like some of the comments I see posted here, but at least we know that people can post their thoughts...unlike Fraud Republic. We don't have orwellian censors here

KineTIK posted on 2007-03-26 21:58:07 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. To: leveller (#0) leveller is Muslim and does not like private property, free speech and Joos.

WhiteSands posted on 2007-03-26 21:58:24 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. To: WhiteSands, leveller (#7) I'm betting leveller has a little shine in his room dedicated to Rachel Corrie.

calcon posted on 2007-03-26 22:00:07 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. To: KineTIK (#6)

We don't have orwellian censors here You sure??

You recall how in elementary school there were always those that whispered to the teacher?

We got a few of those here.

Cynicom posted on 2007-03-26 22:00:39 ET Reply Trace

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. To: calcon (#8)

I'm betting leveller has a little shine in his room dedicated to Rachel Corrie. It's as tall as a sheet of paper.

82Marine89 posted on 2007-03-26 22:03:06 ET Reply Trace

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leveller  posted on  2007-03-26   22:06:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Thanks for wallowing through the slime for us.

tom007  posted on  2007-03-26   23:32:22 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

the slime

The slime calls this place the echo chamber.

leveller  posted on  2007-03-27   9:13:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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