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Title: ROTFLOL! Again
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El Pee
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=157555
Published: Sep 3, 2006
Author: Leveller
Post Date: 2006-09-03 16:56:51 by BAC
Keywords: None
Views: 4628
Comments: 152
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#63. To: Jethro Tull (#46)
Cool@ Can I place an order :-))) What are you drinkin' tonight? I think I'm gonna' make a nice simple 25 oz martini. I could use it. Did you catch the martial law post? Cheers bro!
(I still have that narcotic smuggling thing going on in NYC)
LEAP
"To educate a man in mind and not morals is to create a menace to society."
--Theodore Roosevelt
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. Government will lead the American people, and the West in general, into an unbearable hell and choking life.
-- Osama bin Laden
"A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our govt was founded."
- Lincoln
All our liberties are due to men who, when their conscience has compelled them, have broken the laws of the land.
--William K Clifford
#64. To: buckeroo (#52)
Best you think it over. It's a turn key operation and perhaps your only chance to be the owner of your very own Talmudic study group. IMVHO, if you do take the plunge, Golda will kiss your tush, butt good :)
#65. To: ... (#58)
He didn't have much success here, his shctick here was 'the jerk who just fell off the turnip truck'.
"hate spewing, controlling, bullying, dishonest idiot"
“Yes, but is this good for Jews?"
#66. To: christine (#62)
Thank you, I try...but now I must take a shower after visiting LP. ;)
oh, Indie, so very well said!
LEAP
"To educate a man in mind and not morals is to create a menace to society."
--Theodore Roosevelt
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. Government will lead the American people, and the West in general, into an unbearable hell and choking life.
-- Osama bin Laden
"A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our govt was founded."
- Lincoln
All our liberties are due to men who, when their conscience has compelled them, have broken the laws of the land.
--William K Clifford
#67. To: Jethro Tull (#64)
If I wanted to create a webchatsite, I don't need a webforum. I have it all on usenet and irc.
#68. To: IndieTX (#63)
No oil for me tonight. Bucky has me a little pissed and drink will only unleash my inner beast. Yes, the thread is bookmarked. I think it's time for a lead party.
#69. To: Jethro Tull (#64)
Oh, I forgot .. you only know how to use an IE browser. Oh well, take some lessons.
#70. To: lodwick (#61)
You are most welcome ! One more: Quote by: John Locke (1632-1704) English philosopher and political theorist. Considered the ideological progenitor of the American Revolution and who, by far, was the most often non-biblical writer quoted by the Founding Fathers of the USA.
Thank you for the beautiful words from Patrick Henry. Amen.
"Any single man must judge for himself whether circumstances warrant obedience or resistance to the commands of the civil magistrate; we are all qualified, entitled, and morally obliged to evaluate the conduct of our rulers. This political judgment, moreover, is not simply or primarily a right, but like self-preservation, a duty to God. As such it is a judgment that men cannot part with according to the God of Nature. It is the first and foremost of our inalienable rights without which we can preserve no other."
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#71. To: buckeroo (#67)
hehehehehe.... You couldn't piss on the grass without hitting your shoes. Try again.
If I wanted to create a webchatsite, I don't need a webforum. I have it all on usenet and irc.
#72. To: Jethro Tull (#68)
Was da matter, BIG_SHOT? Ya lost self control? Hey just between you and me once about three years ago I went dirt biking with a bunch of friends this time of the year for a nice long weekend. We drank so much beer, I had to go out on the flats and scrawl "JT" with my piss .. man, I pissed "JT" for about a minute streaming those initials ... about 10' feet long.
Bucky has me a little pissed and drink will only unleash my inner beast.
#73. To: Jethro Tull (#68) (Edited)
Yeah the MArtial LAw Survival Guide I posted got me in the mood. Time to go break out the "instruments" and the Hoppes #9 and salivate while I feel them all off. LOL.
I think it's time for a lead party.
LEAP
"To educate a man in mind and not morals is to create a menace to society."
--Theodore Roosevelt
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. Government will lead the American people, and the West in general, into an unbearable hell and choking life.
-- Osama bin Laden
"A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our govt was founded."
- Lincoln
All our liberties are due to men who, when their conscience has compelled them, have broken the laws of the land.
--William K Clifford
#74. To: Jethro Tull (#68) (Edited)
LOL!! Want to see an inner-beast??? *Fair Warning* / Language... bad language... Edit: link removed for now.. causing slow page load... YouTube having bypass surgery or hot flashes.. not sure. Could be in early LABOR day. Hives. Hernia. Piles. Nosebleeds. Psoriasis. LiverSpots. Hammertoe. Ill-fitting shoes. It's apparently something not easily resolved at the back counters of Walgreens. I doubt if Zim's Crack Creme will fix this.
No oil for me tonight. Bucky has me a little pissed and drink will only unleash my inner beast.
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#75. To: jessejane (#74)
Want to see an inner-beast??? *Fair Warning* / Language... bad language... Body language? ;)
LOL!!
LEAP
"To educate a man in mind and not morals is to create a menace to society."
--Theodore Roosevelt
"I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. Government will lead the American people, and the West in general, into an unbearable hell and choking life.
-- Osama bin Laden
"A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our govt was founded."
- Lincoln
All our liberties are due to men who, when their conscience has compelled them, have broken the laws of the land.
--William K Clifford
#76. To: IndieTX (#75)
Sorry, noooooooooo. LOL!
Body language? ;)
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#77. To: Jethro Tull (#71)
You better believe I had "Aqualung" at 120DB blaring from my Jeep speakers as I scrawled JT on the flats. Man, what a relief.
#78. To: buckeroo (#72)
And that's no easy task for a man with a 2" dick.
We drank so much beer, I had to go out on the flats and scrawl "JT" with my piss .. man, I pissed "JT" for about a minute streaming those initials ... about 10' feet long.
#79. To: Jethro Tull (#78)
How on Earth would you know the size of my manly member?
#80. To: jessejane (#74)
Damn JJ....all I get is the dreaded white box.
#81. To: jessejane (#74)
ok, jj, nothin' but white square for me and i have to see what you posted now. :P
#82. To: buckeroo (#79) (Edited)
There’s an direct correlation between dick size and internet bravado. Hence, you my friend, have a 2” member
#83. To: Jethro Tull, christine, all (#80)
Originally, I had the correct Tube pic, but it never loaded, and now, I too, have only the WhiteBox.
#84. To: Jethro Tull (#82)
Man, I am going to "JT" again.... I'll be right back.
#85. To: Jethro Tull, christine (#80)
OH NOOOOO.. NOT AGAIN! DOHHHHHH! I am *so* having a talk with my computer... operator was in fine form. ;) I saw it, it was there.. and now..... YouTube isn't loading.. Must be McIvers fault.. hehehehe ;) Ah'll bee bahck.
Damn JJ....all I get is the dreaded white box.
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#86. To: Jethro Tull (#82)
http://www.wavlist.com/humor/0 03/3inch.wav
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#87. To: jessejane (#85)
I think it's labor day activity. No youtube for us tonight :(
#88. To: Jethro Tull (#87)
No youtube for us tonight :( Dang............... I'll keep trying.
I think it's labor day activity.
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#89. To: jessejane (#74)
Speaking of "inner-beast", did anyone catch the blooper that Packrat posted at the LP forum today. ***Warning*** This is a disgusting, gross pic!!! Do not open if ripped open ass bothers you. I suspect Packrat accidently linked to his private collection... /chuckle http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi? ArtNum=157448&Disp=124#C121
Want to see an inner-beast???
#90. To: Brian S (#89)
ehhhhhhhh... Not going there Brian.. uh-uh........... noooooooooooo... But thanks anyway. :?
***Warning*** This is a disgusting, gross pic!!! Do not open if ripped open ass bothers you.
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#91. To: jessejane (#90)
Rarely do I ***warn*** but this one is especially repulsive. What the hell possesses people, anyway? The funny part is, it has been up on the site for hours and still remains.
#92. To: Brian S (#89)
omg..i looked. no one's pinged goldi for cleanup????????????????
#93. To: christine (#92)
Yep, but as usual, she is out for the weekend. I think she is on a "work- release program" and has to 'do time' on the weekends. /chuckle
#94. To: Brian S, Buckeroo (#91)
Hey Buckeroo!!!!!!! Check out the link Brian put up on your girlfriend's Zionist forum. You support this swine with $$$$$$$$$ ???????
#95. To: Jethro Tull (#87)
OK. We admit it. We're fixing stuff, but we'll be up soon. In the meantime, please enjoy a layman's explanation of our website... Uh oh...
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#96. To: jessejane (#95)
Hilarious !!!!
#97. To: christine (#92) (Edited)
Posted in error, deleted by me. -FM
#98. To: Jethro Tull (#96)
:).. Maybe they need Larry the Cable Guy on speedial. ;)
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#99. To: Brian S (#91)
What the hell possesses people, anyway? The funny part is, it has been up on the site for hours and still remains. Brian, Thanks for the warning... truly, much appreciated. :)
Rarely do I ***warn*** but this one is especially repulsive.
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#100. To: jessejane, christine, Neil, all (#99)
Washington, DC (3 Mbps) 20:20:36 OK 0.14 0.08 14 Santiago, Chile (760 Kbps) 20:18:21 OK 0.14 0.30 4 Los Angeles, CA (1.5 Mbps) 20:17:33 OK 0.14 0.20 5 Dortmund, Germany (5 Mbps) 20:18:23 OK 0.14 0.19 6 Detroit, MI (5 Mbps) 19:40:37 OK 0.14 0.09 12 Chicago, IL (45 Mbps) 20:18:22 OK 0.14 0.09 12 St. Petersburg, Russia (5 Mbps) 20:18:20 OK 0.14 0.25 4 Gloucester, UK (5 Mbps) 20:18:20 OK 0.14 0.25 4 Sydney, Australia (5 Mbps) 20:18:21 OK 0.14 0.48 2 Complete. ++++ Looking good.
4um's speed test from around the globe -
#101. To: BAC (#0)
The only KOOKS and MOONBATS are here. Appeasers. Commies. America haters.
I worship Israel. Kill all Arabs and let Allah sort 'em out.
#102. To: lodwick (#100)
YAY! What is it?
4um's speed test from around the globe -
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
#103. To: jessejane (#102)
Fast enough? The chart lost a lot in the posting. Sorry.
What is it?
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