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Title: ROTFLOL! Again
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El Pee
URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=157555
Published: Sep 3, 2006
Author: Leveller
Post Date: 2006-09-03 16:56:51 by BAC
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Views: 4028
Comments: 152
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#113. To: jessejane (#104)
I don't either, but here's a link http://www.freespeedtest.com that you can use to try and figger out your computer's connection speed, and any website's speed. PS: you don't have to enter any information - just go to the test.
PS: you don't have to enter any information - just go to the test. I don't want to take a test on something I don't know. Lol! I don't even know what to train my computer for... this one is new and already out of shape... Sits on the desk all damm day. Already on a power trip, and thinks it owns the place. As it is now, I have to prop up the keyboard with it's own puny little feet. It's not a jumper that's for sure. The last one died for no reason and took half my stuff with it. I don't want to make this one mad.
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
[Tell us "We will die like dogs!"...] You would have have to have to have seen the movie to get that one...
"First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet, and then I'll probably go home and get drunk."
Eenie Beenie Chili Beanie, the Spirits are about to SPEAK!
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
you be needin' a smackdown, boy.
that's me on a bad hair day. :P
Dying....it makes me wonder how they managed to pull off Pearl Harbor.
LOL!
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
I think they better have him neutered. Might calm him down. ;)
"Persecution, whenever it occurs, establishes only the power and cunning of the persecutor, not the truth and worth of his belief." -- H. M. Kallen (1882-1974)
Wasn't that the Japs?
Not according to a FReeper and the makers of Animal House. I looked for the FReeple post on google - nada - Rim must have purged that beaut.
If this wasn't a "holiday weekend", I'd anticipate a(nother) mass departure once Goldi starts floggin' them.
hahahaha. Leveller is history as soon as Goldi returns from the abyss she descends to on the weekends.
How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments. Benjamin Franklin
Careful, don't download BrowserAccelerator, it is spyware.
You mean she's ditched the cover story that she runs LP from home and only sneaks an occasional peek while at her day job?
The faster the Aryan Nation mob at Freedom4um are caged and chained, the better off we'll be. I’ll cheering when they are forced to behave. - Aaron
I have no idea about that. I've just noticed that she usually isn't anywhere to be found on the weekends.
How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments. Benjamin Franklin
Does my editted post make more sense? Goldi works for a huge defense contractor, claims no link between that and LP, but is not around on weekend?
The faster the Aryan Nation mob at Freedom4um are caged and chained, the better off we'll be. I’ll cheering when they are forced to behave. - Aaron
I learned several years ago to avoid all these programs which claim to "speed things up" for my machine - generally, just a daily de-frag, and SystemWorks run from the CD keep the machine humming along.
Ah I get it. I wasn't aware she worked for a defense contractor. No wonder she's a warbot. The WOT is filling her belly (not to mention her wallet). This helps to explain the cognitive dissonance between her small government views in regards to the WOD, taxes, regulation, guns, etc and her love of big government as it pertains to the WOT.
How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments. Benjamin Franklin
I was just concerned because someone seeing the test is a hook for that spyware might not be aware that any software so piously billing itself free forever is going to hose your machine and give people knowledge of your browsing habits. I spend a certain amount of time with machines people swear were fine and are just broke now. They all had massive spyware problems, some with that crap that re-writes the registry entry every boot up of the crap you are trying to delete. On Friend wanted to go back on dial-up because he swore his machine worked better on it. I am sick of adware, it's stupid I have to pay for anti-virus and spyware protection because Congress is too gutless to stop this invasion of privacy. There, I feel better so I get off my adware soapbox. ;-)
Recently, I had to fire up a four year-old machine running Win2000: after a half a day of updating the OS, I grabbed the free versions of BitDefender, VCatch, SpyCatcher, SpyBot, and installed the Explorer skin Maxthon. There are no pop-ups whatever and the cost was zilch. Whenever the other machine is repaired/replaced, I'll go ahead and pay for the "professional" versions of the same programs.
Hilarious. A good laugh to start out a day with a long road trip on! Thanks.
the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.
Here's the thread where it was linked back to LP. I thought I had remembered that you actually posted the whole thing here.
It's up and running again: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/listarticles.cgi? 115#A181554 This time it's not in Breaking News. It should be annoying, anyhow.
i don't see it. that's the list of articles in News and Current Events. can you copy and paste the whole thing here so we can save it?
WTF - have we been here this long?
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=181554
How long has 4um been running?
Who knows?
The rabid responses are better than the last time. Title: LP SOON TO BE LIKUD POST Source: Unauthorized Officials URL Source: http://thisisnotlikelytow orkatallbutyoucantryit Published: Mar 26, 2007 Author: Unauthorized Officials Post Date: 2007-03-26 21:33:09 by leveller 10 Comments LP NOW LIKUD POST Effective 31 October 2006, Liberty Post will be known as Likud Post, as a clear nod to the greatest party in our greatest ally in the War on Terror. We are at war, and in such perilous times, no institutions are exempt from the duties of citizenship, including the wholehearted support of one's government. Since our nation has placed its faith in the Bush Administration, and that administration has placed its faith in Israel, it that ally we should praise and support. Our government has good reason to rely upon the warriors of the Holy Land. These are the End Times, and we are on the path to Armageddon, World War III. The continued existence of Israel and its growth into Greater Israel are necessary to fulfill the prophecies. Soon, all Jewry will assemble in Jerusalem, and the Rapture will begin. Our Savior will Return, and offer the Jewish multitudes the choice between Salvation hrough belief in Christ Almighty, or eternal d*mnation. There is, of course, no good reason to mention this to them, now. If knowledge is power, it is also an inconvenience. It is sufficient for our Salvation if the Jews are happy we sell them bunker-busters on demand. On the other hand, if the Rapture doesn't come this time around, while we're remaking the Middle Eastern map we can grab the oil. Everybody wins. We are at war against terrorists, who are heartless, soulless savages. Their religion is one of war and hatred. Its name is anathema. Consequently, the following new rules for this forum are now in effect, and are to be ignored at one's peril: NEW FORUM RULES (reprinted) The following unauthorized list of new forum rules were derived emprically, by induction. Ignore them at your peril. 1. Racist comments will not be tolerated.* * Exception: Arabs may be described in any terms, no matter how offensive. 2. Attacks on religion will not be tolerated.* * Exception: Muslims are fair game for any slur. Their extermination may and should be advocated. 3. Posters will treat each other with respect.* * Exception: Antiwar posters may be routinely vilified with ad hominems. Lists of such posters should be kept and turned in for investigative purposes. Such posters may be threatened with blacklisting whenever it is appropriate. They may be reminded that the government may soon imprison and put them to death, if necessary. 4. There will be no censorship of political ideas. * * Exception: Under no circumstances will articles or comments critical of Israel or the American alliance with Israel be tolerated. Transgressions will elicit bans. The recent posting of the New Forum Rules has inspired many questions. As a public service, Unauthorized Officials have provided the following answers to Frequently Asked Questions: ARE MUSLIMS HUMAN? This a difficult and subtle question, the answer to which depends upon the context, but in general the safe answer is "No, of course not." Usually they are just Satan's minions, as Crystalk explains in this classic post: "Nothing other than what Satan wants, can be expected from those possessed by him. That includes all Muslims; they invite Satan to take over their souls by the reciting of Shehada; and the adversary is in possession of them all, and they will do his bidding in the end. Satan delights in war, blood is his drink and his delight. The Shia have their feast of blood and cut their own children, bathing them in blood annually." Crystalk posted To: BrerRabbit (#3) on 2006-08-07 08:34:01 (Title: Arab Anger at Their Governments Grow, Post Date: 2006-08-07) WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ALL MUSLIMS? Help comes to us from DAnconia55, who explains thus: "'If Abdul will pray, to a smoking crater.' Not so fast. FIRST we steal the magic meteorite. And carve it into urinals and toilets for the bathrooms (Male and female) at the NY Stock Exchange. THEN we nuke them. And the remainder of their cult can spend the rest of existence knowing we're pissing on their religious artifact." DAnconia55 posted To: Travis McGee (#16) on 2006-08-23 04:00:53 (Title: Bin Laden has approval from an Islamic cleric for 10 million American nuke deaths, Post Date: 2006-08-22) Zetso Phretso also explains that Muslims should be nuked: "The primary mistake Israel has made is to hold back using their atomic weapons. They would have done us all a favor if they had turned Lebanon into a smoking radioactive crater. Now the real fight has been postponed until a later date. The simple fact is that there is no place in the modern world for Islamic "culture." If Islam cannot be reformed and brought out of the 12th century, it must be contained or eliminated." Zetso Phretso posted To: r-u-n-n o-f-t (#3) on 2006-08-23 07:39:51 (Title: Lebanon: War wipes out 15 years of economic recovery, Post Date: 2006-08-23) ARE MEXICANS PEOPLE? No, of course not. The question is a popular one, because the New Forum Rules don't specifically address it. It was not deemed necessary to do so, the sub- human character of Mexicans being so obvious. Crystalk helps us with the following comment: "As far as I am concerned anything that is Muslim, Mexican, or Black is dangerous and persistently so. Time for USA to take out the trash." Crystalk posted To: out damned spot (#2) on 2006-08-18 03:44:00 (Title: 3 Valley schools 'dangerous' (Four of the five Texas "dangerous" campuses are on the Rio Grande, Published: Aug 18, 2006) Crystalk also demonstrated the way to discuss Mexicans with the following classic post: "The Mexicans glare at you, it is not safe, they all have knives and machetes, they are all either on drugs or drunk." Crystalk posted To: FreedomFriend (#44) on 2006-08-15 22:13:54 (Title: America's Non-White future, Post Date: 2006-08-15) WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ANTI-WAR POSTERS AT LP? As posterboy explains, they should be prosecuted and executed, for treason: "Once we get the hate laws through, that anti-Semitic hellhole will be shut down for good. It's about time some of these Americans start to get some understanding that this crap's not going to be tolerated much longer. Anybody caught badmouthing Israel is committing treachery and treason against the American government in a time of war, and that's the death penalty. When the Pres finally signs the capital punishment order for anti-Semitism, these haters aren't gonna know what hit 'em." posterboy posted To: Aaron, White Sands (#43) on 2006-08-25 01:28:13 (Title: Israel Charged with Systematic Harassment of U.S. Marines, Post Date: 2006-08- 24) WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ANTI WAR PROTESTERS? Some of you already know the answer, but let JoeSnuffy tell it: "Personally I think anti war protestors would make great sandbags... to snug in arab Muzzie rocket launcher sites..." JoeSnuffy posted To: leveller (#29) on 2006-08-27 22:22:10 (Title: NEW FORUM RULES, Post Date: 2006-08-27) MUST ANTI-ISRAEL COMMENTS BE REPORTED? Yes. Posterboy explains: "So all we've got to do is report the people who are anti-Israel to Goldi and they will be banned? Cool. I've got a lot of people to start reporting on. posterboy posted To: WhiteSands (#8) on 2006-08-19 16:11:00 (Title: Israeli Troops Criticize Army, Equipment, Post Date: 2006-08-18) FAIR USE NOTICE: The above may be copyrighted material, and the use of it on http://LibertyPost.org may not have been specifically authorized by the copyright owner. Such material is made available on a non-profit basis for educational and discussion purposes only. We believe this constitutes a 'fair use' of any such copyrighted material as provided for in 17 USC § 107. For more information go to: http://www.law.cornell.ed u/uscode/17/107.shtml. If you wish to use copyrighted material from this site for purposes of your own that go beyond 'fair use', you must obtain permission from the copyright owner. Post Comment -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest 1. To: leveller (#0) Nice. Good to see you leaving the dark side of moonrock god worshipping headcutters and clit choppers. Good work. SovereignMan posted on 2007-03-26 21:39:39 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2. To: leveller (#0) Aww, you're not going to cry are you??? Lunatic Fringe posted on 2007-03-26 21:41:09 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 3. To: Lunatic Fringe (#2) Aww, you're not going to cry are you?? It's too bad he doesn't serve some cheese with his whine. Perhaps in his case he should serve some nachos. calcon posted on 2007-03-26 21:44:26 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 4. To: leveller (#0) LP has been accused of being Jew haters and Jew lovers. I guess we must be right in the middle which is a good thing. JustUsealittleBrainPower posted on 2007-03-26 21:49:52 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 5. To: leveller (#0) WHAT SHOULD BE DONE WITH ANTI WAR PROTESTERS? Some of you already know the answer, but let JoeSnuffy tell it: "Personally I think anti war protestors would make great sandbags... to snug in arab Muzzie rocket launcher sites..." JoeSnuffy posted To: leveller (#29) on 2006-08-27 22:22:10 (Title: NEW FORUM RULES, Post Date: 2006-08-27) thanks sniviler... got my .14 seconds of fame..... I was quite proud of this post..would like to thank the academy students and staff of UC Berkley for throwing dog s**t and spitting on me and my esteemed war mongers after we returned from fighting in SE Asia.. I really owe you all alot... Hope to pay each and everyone of you back someday... JoeSnuffy posted on 2007-03-26 21:56:58 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 6. To: All (#1) I may not like some of the comments I see posted here, but at least we know that people can post their thoughts...unlike Fraud Republic. We don't have orwellian censors here KineTIK posted on 2007-03-26 21:58:07 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 7. To: leveller (#0) leveller is Muslim and does not like private property, free speech and Joos. WhiteSands posted on 2007-03-26 21:58:24 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 8. To: WhiteSands, leveller (#7) I'm betting leveller has a little shine in his room dedicated to Rachel Corrie. calcon posted on 2007-03-26 22:00:07 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 9. To: KineTIK (#6) We don't have orwellian censors here You sure?? You recall how in elementary school there were always those that whispered to the teacher? We got a few of those here. Cynicom posted on 2007-03-26 22:00:39 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 10. To: calcon (#8) I'm betting leveller has a little shine in his room dedicated to Rachel Corrie. It's as tall as a sheet of paper. 82Marine89 posted on 2007-03-26 22:03:06 ET Reply Trace -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
Wow, that was HILARIOUS. I might even go back to my former lib site and advertise a bit. I have friends there that will understand this. Thanks, that was brilliant.
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Who knows? Since January 29, 2005
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What's a little shine? Is that a negro midget?
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sent you a PM. Not a big deal, it was http://Bartcop.com. I was there from the beginning. They finally got on my last nerve.
It's still there apparently. I guess the BadEyes and BACs of LP requested it be preserved for posterity. Or would that be posteriority?
I just don't know what it represents... ???
#114. To: lodwick (#113)
I don't either, but here's a link http://www.freespeedtest.com that you can use to try and figger out your computer's connection speed, and any website's speed.
#115. To: Jethro Tull (#41)
This should cheer him up.
#116. To: Jethro Tull, christine (#87)
This time for sure!!
#117. To: BlackSands (#109)
#118. To: jessejane (#116)
#119. To: jessejane (#116)
#120. To: christine (#118)
that's me on a bad hair day. :P
#121. To: Jethro Tull (#119)
Dying....it makes me wonder how they managed to pull off Pearl Harbor.
#122. To: Jethro Tull (#119)
....it makes me wonder how they managed to pull off Pearl Harbor.
#123. To: SKYDRIFTER (#122)
#124. To: christine (#3)
#125. To: christine (#3)
check it out
#126. To: lodwick (#113)
#127. To: Fibr Dog (#125)
(Edited)
hahahaha. Leveller is history as soon as Goldi returns from the abyss she descends to on the weekends.
#128. To: Dakmar (#127)
You mean she's ditched the cover story that she runs if from home and only sneaks an occasional peek while at her day job?
#129. To: Fibr Dog (#128)
#130. To: Ferret Mike (#126)
Careful, don't download BrowserAccelerator, it is spyware.
#131. To: Dakmar (#129)
Does my editted post make more sense? Goldi works for a huge defense contractor, claims no link between that and LP, but is not around on weekend?
#132. To: lodwick (#130)
#133. To: Ferret Mike (#132)
I am sick of adware, it's stupid I have to pay for anti-virus and spyware protection because Congress is too gutless to stop this invasion of privacy.
#134. To: BAC (#0)
#135. To: leveller (#0)
#136. To: christine (#135)
#137. To: leveller (#136)
#138. To: christine. 4's (#137)
#139. To: christine (#137)
#140. To: lodwick (#138)
this long?
#141. To: leveller. christine, Neil McIver, Zipporah, anyone with a watch, or calendar (#140)
How long has 4um been running?
#142. To: christine (#137)
copy and paste the whole thing
#143. To: leveller (#139)
#144. To: Mekons4 (#143)
former lib site
#145. To: lodwick (#141)
How long has 4um been running?
#146. To: leveller (#142)
WhiteSands, leveller (#7) I'm betting leveller has a little shine in his room dedicated to Rachel Corrie.
#147. To: leveller (#144)
#148. To: Brian S (#91)
The funny part is, it has been up on the site for hours and still remains.
A new truth movement friendly digg type site: Zlonk it!
#149. To: leveller, SovereignMan (#142)
Nice. Good to see you leaving the dark side of moonrock god worshipping headcutters and clit choppers. Good work. SovereignMan posted hilarious.
To: leveller (#0)
#150. To: lodwick (#141) (Edited)
I'm guessing for no more than three years.
How long has 4um been running?
#151. To: leveller (#142)
Thanks for wallowing through the slime for us.
#152. To: tom007 (#151)
The slime calls this place the echo chamber.
the slime
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