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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
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Views: 9433
Comments: 88
Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes: Is masturbation sex? Yes ___ No ___
Poster Comment: Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P
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#13. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
That was my perspective...
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Oh gawd :P
ROFLMAO!! Uh .. solo! ;P
I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine. "Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."
- - - - - - - - - - - Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.
I didn't understand ... make mine "no," please.
- - - - - - - - - - - A "no."
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.
I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks!
- - - - - - - - - - - A problem?
If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No. Sexual behavior, maybe. Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....
Is it a sin, or sex or memorex "Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie." Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
Sexual behavior, maybe. Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say.... Hmm good points..
LOL! ahem.. we're going down a different path Im afraid :P
BS!!!!!!!! You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick? I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
I have sex alone, all by myself!
"You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses..... Bwaahahahaha!!!! LOL!
Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help. Oh a volunteer? :P Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P
I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses... I almost shit myself.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;) Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe OH my.. ;) okay a no :P
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
LOL!
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
Welllllll.. not dinner.. :P
I think only if you are Catholic.
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You do Uh another no ?? :P
LOL!
ROTF...that was damn near a perfectly good bowl of bedtime cereal all over my keyboard.
I am saddened to learn of this Onanist turn on our once great 4um - Shame on you all. And back to the business at hand. Cheers.
No, 'cause I drink alone, too. Get myself drunk and then I take advantage of me. In the morning I leave without saying goodbye or anything. Easier that way. These are jaded, impersonal times we live in.
Cheeri-O's.
Close...Cascadian Farms' Organic Honey Nut O's. No sugar, no guilt.
Why do 14 year old boys masturbate? Practice for when they get married.
God I hope so, because for some people, it's the only sex they'll ever get.
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#14. To: Zipporah (#0)
#15. To: Enderby (#10)
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#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#18. To: Zipporah (#16)
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
Uh .. solo! ;P
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#20. To: Zipporah (#12)
#21. To: Enderby (#17)
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.
#24. To: Zipporah (#0)
#25. To: Zipporah (#0)
This could not be sex 
However, now we are moving into
dangerous territory
James Dobson - Source 
Is there a 9/11 connection?
#26. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
f I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.
#27. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
If I masturbated 200,000 times
#29. To: Zipporah (#0)
#30. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
#32. To: Critter (#29)
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?
#33. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....
#34. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious...
#35. To: Critter (#34)
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)
#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#37. To: who knows what evil (#36)
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
#38. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#39. To: who knows what evil (#38)
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
#40. To: Zipporah (#0)
Is masturbation sex?
#41. To: Zipporah (#0)
meet meat a nicer class of people.
#42. To: ... (#40)
I think only if you are Catholic.
#43. To: lodwick (#41)
#44. To: lodwick (#41)
You do meet meat a nicer class of people.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#45. To: Spankers and Wankers here (#43)
#46. To: who knows what evil (#36)
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
#47. To: who knows what evil (#44)
Apologies.
#48. To: lodwick (#47)
Cheeri-O's.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#49. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."
#50. To: Zipporah (#0)
 | What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#51. To: Rabble Rouser (#46)
i am amazed guys have so many words for it: slam the ham there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.
#52. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)
?????????????????????? Are you researching for a thesis? I got to get out more I guess.
slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.
#53. To: Zipporah (#0)
That depends. If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy. If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. Entrance is in the rear. If you do it to vent, then it's therapy. If you're AKA Stone, it's a sin and we'll all burn in Hell. If you're Fahey, it's because the lady boy said, "no". If you're a woman, I'm an instructor. It also depends on who you think about while doing it. Can it be considered group sex if you think about multiple people? For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
Is masturbation sex?
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
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