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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
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Views: 9413
Comments: 88
Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes: Is masturbation sex? Yes ___ No ___
Poster Comment: Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
Well, no ... not unless you're doing it right, that is!
- - - - - - - - - - - okay one 'no' :P
BJ Klinton said "I did not have sex with that woman, ......Miss Lewinsky."
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
Well thats not exactly the same is it?
http://ne ws.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/50000/video/_50772_clinton_vi.ram RealPlayer
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
okay.. but that isnt what the poll is about..RE Clinton I agree ..that IS sex.. but what of the poll question?
Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.
...or so I've heard.
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
- - - - - - - - - - - Another no! thanks!
I cant give any opinion here.. so.. a no?
That was my perspective...
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Oh gawd :P
ROFLMAO!! Uh .. solo! ;P
I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine. "Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."
- - - - - - - - - - - Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.
I didn't understand ... make mine "no," please.
- - - - - - - - - - - A "no."
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.
I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks!
- - - - - - - - - - - A problem?
If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No. Sexual behavior, maybe. Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....
Is it a sin, or sex or memorex "Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie." Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
Sexual behavior, maybe. Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say.... Hmm good points..
LOL! ahem.. we're going down a different path Im afraid :P
BS!!!!!!!! You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick? I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
I have sex alone, all by myself!
"You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses..... Bwaahahahaha!!!! LOL!
Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help. Oh a volunteer? :P Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P
I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses... I almost shit myself.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;) Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe OH my.. ;) okay a no :P
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
LOL!
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
Welllllll.. not dinner.. :P
I think only if you are Catholic.
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You do
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Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#2. To: Enderby (#1)
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
#4. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#3)
#5. To: Zipporah (#4)
#6. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#5)
#7. To: Zipporah (#0)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#8. To: All (#7)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#9. To: Zipporah (#0)
#10. To: who knows what evil (#7)
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#11. To: who knows what evil (#7)
Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.
#12. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
#13. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#14. To: Zipporah (#0)
#15. To: Enderby (#10)
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#18. To: Zipporah (#16)
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
Uh .. solo! ;P
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#20. To: Zipporah (#12)
#21. To: Enderby (#17)
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.
#24. To: Zipporah (#0)
#25. To: Zipporah (#0)
This could not be sex 
However, now we are moving into
dangerous territory
James Dobson - Source 
Is there a 9/11 connection?
#26. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
f I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.
#27. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
If I masturbated 200,000 times
#29. To: Zipporah (#0)
#30. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
#32. To: Critter (#29)
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?
#33. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....
#34. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious...
#35. To: Critter (#34)
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)
#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#37. To: who knows what evil (#36)
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
#38. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#39. To: who knows what evil (#38)
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
#40. To: Zipporah (#0)
Is masturbation sex?
#41. To: Zipporah (#0)
meet meat a nicer class of people.
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