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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
Source: 4
URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 11045
Comments: 88

Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes:

Is masturbation sex?

Yes ___

No ___

Poster Comment:

Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P

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Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 72.

#24. To: Zipporah (#0)

If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.

Sexual behavior, maybe.

Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   21:32:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

If I masturbated 200,000 times

BS!!!!!!!!

You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-09-05   21:46:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I have sex alone, all by myself!
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   21:49:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-09-05   21:59:32 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.

No, 'cause I drink alone, too.

Get myself drunk and then I take advantage of me.

In the morning I leave without saying goodbye or anything. Easier that way. These are jaded, impersonal times we live in.

Rabble Rouser  posted on  2006-09-05   22:15:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

i am amazed guys have so many words for it:

slam the ham
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.

there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   0:17:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.

??????????????????????

Are you researching for a thesis? I got to get out more I guess.

tom007  posted on  2006-09-06   0:23:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.

??????????????????????

tickle the baby leg

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   1:14:26 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings) *click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   1:18:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings)

ok. i am naive. could you explain this?

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   1:22:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Google 'prince albert piercing', I think I'll skip posting a picture of that.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06   1:51:54 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

i will take your word for it.

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2006-09-06   2:03:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#74. To: Morgana le Fay (#72)

"i will take your word for it."

A wise Idea. It is hard enough to look at the owner's large head two, as usually they have more holes in that then nature intended as well.

The owners of such decorations say it enhances the sensation, but I think they jut want to pull our legs too.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-06 02:42:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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