Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
- - - - - - - - - - - Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine.
"Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."
- - - - - - - - - - - Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. Entrance is in the rear.
If you do it to vent, then it's therapy.
If you're AKA Stone, it's a sin and we'll all burn in Hell.
If you're Fahey, it's because the lady boy said, "no".
If you're a woman, I'm an instructor.
It also depends on who you think about while doing it. Can it be considered group sex if you think about multiple people?
For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
"Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne "The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
Were you accepted or rejected? ;0)
"Never has so much military and economic and diplomatic power been used so ineffectively, and if after all of this time, and all of this sacrifice, and all of this support, there is still no end in sight, then I say the time has come for the American people to turn to new leadership not tied to the mistakes and policies of the past." Richard M. Nixon
"Life is tough. Life is tougher if you're stupid." - John Wayne "The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
Nothing like coming home from a hard day at work throwing a DVD in and FF to Lili von Shtupp and..... Hey! I'm I the only one with Blazing Saddles on DVD?
*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings) *click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click
These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.
(still laughing, and I have no other comment)
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."
A double Prince Albert is two rings through the opening in a penis. It not only rattles when the owner rocks it, they usually have to sit to pee with that piercing too..
"To educate a man in mind and not morals is to create a menace to society." --Theodore Roosevelt "I tell you, freedom and human rights in America are doomed. The U.S. Government will lead the American people, and the West in general, into an unbearable hell and choking life. -- Osama bin Laden "A prohibition law strikes at the very principles upon which our govt was founded." - Lincoln All our liberties are due to men who, when their conscience has compelled them, have broken the laws of the land. --William K Clifford
