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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
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Views: 9405
Comments: 88
Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes: Is masturbation sex? Yes ___ No ___
Poster Comment: Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
Well, no ... not unless you're doing it right, that is!
- - - - - - - - - - - okay one 'no' :P
BJ Klinton said "I did not have sex with that woman, ......Miss Lewinsky."
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
Well thats not exactly the same is it?
http://ne ws.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/50000/video/_50772_clinton_vi.ram RealPlayer
The mind once expanded by a new idea never returns to its' original size
okay.. but that isnt what the poll is about..RE Clinton I agree ..that IS sex.. but what of the poll question?
Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.
...or so I've heard.
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
- - - - - - - - - - - Another no! thanks!
I cant give any opinion here.. so.. a no?
That was my perspective...
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Oh gawd :P
ROFLMAO!! Uh .. solo! ;P
I should have thought to ask that. I suppose my "yes" was based on the assumption of mutuality -- my hand in her lap, hers in mine. "Pretzel bag" ... that's kind of gross. On second thought, strike the "kind of."
- - - - - - - - - - - Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.
I didn't understand ... make mine "no," please.
- - - - - - - - - - - A "no."
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.
I will definitely keep that in mind. Thanks!
- - - - - - - - - - - A problem?
If I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No. Sexual behavior, maybe. Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say....
Is it a sin, or sex or memorex "Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie." Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
Sexual behavior, maybe. Then again, could I call myself "celibate" under the same circumstances? Hard to say.... Hmm good points..
LOL! ahem.. we're going down a different path Im afraid :P
BS!!!!!!!! You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick? I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
I have sex alone, all by myself!
"You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses..... Bwaahahahaha!!!! LOL!
Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation
I'm normally not this easy, but for you, well... if you really want to have sex, I can help. Oh a volunteer? :P Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P
I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses... I almost shit myself.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;) Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
Solo? Not sex. Relief maybe, but not sex. hehehe OH my.. ;) okay a no :P
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
LOL!
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
Welllllll.. not dinner.. :P
I think only if you are Catholic.
.
You do Uh another no ?? :P
LOL!
ROTF...that was damn near a perfectly good bowl of bedtime cereal all over my keyboard.
I am saddened to learn of this Onanist turn on our once great 4um - Shame on you all. And back to the business at hand. Cheers.
No, 'cause I drink alone, too. Get myself drunk and then I take advantage of me. In the morning I leave without saying goodbye or anything. Easier that way. These are jaded, impersonal times we live in.
Cheeri-O's.
Close...Cascadian Farms' Organic Honey Nut O's. No sugar, no guilt.
Why do 14 year old boys masturbate? Practice for when they get married.
God I hope so, because for some people, it's the only sex they'll ever get.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#2. To: Enderby (#1)
#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
#4. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#3)
#5. To: Zipporah (#4)
#6. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#5)
#7. To: Zipporah (#0)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#8. To: All (#7)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#9. To: Zipporah (#0)
#10. To: who knows what evil (#7)
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#11. To: who knows what evil (#7)
Sex? No. A great time? Hell, yes.
#12. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
#13. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
Doesn't "sex" mean two people?
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#14. To: Zipporah (#0)
#15. To: Enderby (#10)
Yeah, the problem is, after a while, you get sort of blind, and then yu cannn't typ sou gooodd ... eye seam 2 B hafing a lietle bit prollem heere ... ownbhwsn uiojkqi lwdjf jeuwo 48jke r843o3mf ...
#16. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
#17. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
Need additional info. Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#18. To: Zipporah (#16)
#19. To: Zipporah (#16)
Uh .. solo! ;P
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#20. To: Zipporah (#12)
#21. To: Enderby (#17)
#22. To: Jethro Tull (#21)
Never, never, never eat from an open bag left by a computer terminal.
Every decent man is ashamed of the government he lives under. -- H. L. Mencken
#23. To: Jethro Tull (#18)
Solo? I'd say that's sex, but it's like drinking alone. In both cases it's an indicator of a problem.
#24. To: Zipporah (#0)
#25. To: Zipporah (#0)
This could not be sex 
However, now we are moving into
dangerous territory
James Dobson - Source 
Is there a 9/11 connection?
#26. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
f I masturbated 200,000 times but never spent any time with a girl, would you say I'd had a lot of sex? No.
#27. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
#28. To: Rabble Rouser (#24)
If I masturbated 200,000 times
#29. To: Zipporah (#0)
#30. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!
#31. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
#32. To: Critter (#29)
Why? Do you wish to have sex, but not sure if masturbation will do the trick?
#33. To: Jethro Tull (#28)
You'd be wearing Wally Cox-type eye glasses.....
#34. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious...
#35. To: Critter (#34)
Me too. I really wonder what you'd be like. ;)
#36. To: Rabble Rouser (#30)
And I mean when I have sex alone, I don't need nobody else!
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#37. To: who knows what evil (#36)
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
#38. To: Zipporah (#32)
Im seriously curious as to what people think on this.. long story :P
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#39. To: who knows what evil (#38)
If you've got some sort of cash bet going on, and you win; you owe ALL of us dinner. :-)
#40. To: Zipporah (#0)
Is masturbation sex?
#41. To: Zipporah (#0)
meet meat a nicer class of people.
#42. To: ... (#40)
I think only if you are Catholic.
#43. To: lodwick (#41)
#44. To: lodwick (#41)
You do meet meat a nicer class of people.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#45. To: Spankers and Wankers here (#43)
#46. To: who knows what evil (#36)
Not to mention you must save a fortune on drinks.
#47. To: who knows what evil (#44)
Apologies.
#48. To: lodwick (#47)
Cheeri-O's.
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#49. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."
#50. To: Zipporah (#0)
 | What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#51. To: Rabble Rouser (#46)
i am amazed guys have so many words for it: slam the ham there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.
#52. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)
?????????????????????? Are you researching for a thesis? I got to get out more I guess.
slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.
#53. To: Zipporah (#0)
That depends. If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy. If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. Entrance is in the rear. If you do it to vent, then it's therapy. If you're AKA Stone, it's a sin and we'll all burn in Hell. If you're Fahey, it's because the lady boy said, "no". If you're a woman, I'm an instructor. It also depends on who you think about while doing it. Can it be considered group sex if you think about multiple people? For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
Is masturbation sex?
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
#54. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)
What do girls call what they do? hehehe
i am amazed guys have so many words for it:
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#55. To: 82Marine89 (#53)
Were you accepted or rejected? ;0)
For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
"Never has so much military and economic and diplomatic power been used so ineffectively, and if after all of this time, and all of this sacrifice, and all of this support, there is still no end in sight, then I say the time has come for the American people to turn to new leadership not tied to the mistakes and policies of the past." Richard M. Nixon
#56. To: Critter (#54)
Supporting your local soft glass crafter in buying his alibi items he has to keep the Ashcrofts of the world out of his glass pipe trade perhaps?
"What do girls call what they do? hehehe"
#57. To: BTP Holdings (#55)
I'm going to graduate with honors. [:{)
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
#58. To: 82Marine89 (#53)
If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. You been peeking in their showers again marine?
If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#59. To: Critter (#54)
THEY NEVER DO. AND THEY DON'T POOP EITHER. (They might pee every now and then, but it's really not their fault). Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.
What do girls call what they do? hehehe
#60. To: tom007 (#59)
They don't fart and they don't burp. Therefore, they bitch, or they will explode.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#61. To: Zipporah (#0)
Nothing like coming home from a hard day at work throwing a DVD in and FF to Lili von Shtupp and..... Hey! I'm I the only one with Blazing Saddles on DVD?
Is masturbation sex?
#62. To: All, zipporah (#59)
Please don't ban me. I take it all back. I have ruined more carpet than.....
Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.
#63. To: tom007 (#52)
?????????????????????? tickle the baby leg
slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.
#64. To: Hmmmmm (#61)
FF? Dare I ask? lol
FF to Lili von Shtupp and
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#65. To: Morgana le Fay (#63)
*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings) *click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click
#66. To: Ferret Mike (#65)
ok. i am naive. could you explain this?
*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings)
#67. To: Zipporah (#0)
These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.
#68. To: Hmmmmm (#67)
(still laughing, and I have no other comment)
These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers
#69. To: Morgana le Fay (#63)
Pound the Potato
tickle the baby leg
#70. To: Morgana le Fay (#66)
A double Prince Albert is two rings through the opening in a penis. It not only rattles when the owner rocks it, they usually have to sit to pee with that piercing too..
"ok. i am naive. could you explain this?"
#71. To: Morgana le Fay (#66)
Google 'prince albert piercing', I think I'll skip posting a picture of that.
#72. To: Ferret Mike (#71)
i will take your word for it.
#73. To: Ferret Mike (#70)
Yuck!
#74. To: Morgana le Fay (#72)
A wise Idea. It is hard enough to look at the owner's large head two, as usually they have more holes in that then nature intended as well. The owners of such decorations say it enhances the sensation, but I think they jut want to pull our legs too.
"i will take your word for it."
#75. To: Minerva (#73) (Edited)
#76. To: Zipporah (#0)
May I ask exactly what prompted this question? (Or is it safer not to ask?)
Is masturbation sex?
#77. To: Neil McIver (#76)
Wild guess Neil, but I do believe they are lampooning this forum's tone: Terrorist won't be the death of America but Porn & Sexual Americans will
#78. To: 82Marine89 (#57)
#79. To: 82Marine89 (#57)
#80. To: Critter (#33)
I was in the fourth grade, but then, I was precocious.
I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
#81. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
I thought we weren't going to talk about Badeye on this site...
Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.
#82. To: bluedogtxn (#81) (Edited)
Self gratification in a Hummer - parked by a schoolyard - is NOT sex and should remain a class B felony.
#83. To: 82Marine89 (#53)
LOL! .. well..No comment on some of this :P Hmm guess you'll be reallllllly good at blind man's bluff?? :P
#84. To: Zipporah (#0)
No.
Is masturbation sex?
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#85. To: IndieTX (#84)
Hey I think that is the majority opinion..
#86. To: Zipporah (#85) (Edited)
DIVINYLS, courtesy of AUSTIN POWERS I love myself I want you to love me When I feel down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me forget myself I want you to remind me I dont want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Ooh I dont want anybody else oh no, oh no, oh no Youre the one who makes me come running Youre the sun who makes me shine When youre around Im always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I do anything for you I dont want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Ooh I dont want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I want you I dont want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself < p> Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh I dont want anybody else when I think about you I touch myself ooh I dont want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
#87. To: YertleTurtle (#86)
#88. To: YertleTurtle (#86)
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