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Title: 4 Poll: Is masturbation sex?
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URL Source: http://www.freedom4um.com
Published: Sep 5, 2006
Author: 4 poll
Post Date: 2006-09-05 20:57:32 by Zipporah
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Views: 9651
Comments: 88
Okay this may sound well.. ahem a bit odd.. BUT here goes: Is masturbation sex? Yes ___ No ___
Poster Comment: Ahem.. I was conflicted as to what the category should be but what the heck :P
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#49. To: Uncle Bill (#25)
Why do 14 year old boys masturbate? Practice for when they get married.
God I hope so, because for some people, it's the only sex they'll ever get.
"Between 95 and 98 percent of all boys engage in this practice(masturbation) — and the rest have been known to lie."
#50. To: Zipporah (#0)
 | What's that Mr. Nipples? You want me to ask the nice lady about her rack?. |
#51. To: Rabble Rouser (#46)
i am amazed guys have so many words for it: slam the ham there are about 100 more but i can't think of them now.
beat the meat
flog the dog
choke the chicken
polish the knob
etc.
#52. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)
?????????????????????? Are you researching for a thesis? I got to get out more I guess.
slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.
#53. To: Zipporah (#0)
That depends. If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy. If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. Entrance is in the rear. If you do it to vent, then it's therapy. If you're AKA Stone, it's a sin and we'll all burn in Hell. If you're Fahey, it's because the lady boy said, "no". If you're a woman, I'm an instructor. It also depends on who you think about while doing it. Can it be considered group sex if you think about multiple people? For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
Is masturbation sex?
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
#54. To: Morgana le Fay (#51)
What do girls call what they do? hehehe
i am amazed guys have so many words for it:
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#55. To: 82Marine89 (#53)
Were you accepted or rejected? ;0)
For me, it was just a way to gain enrollment at the Braille Institute.
"Never has so much military and economic and diplomatic power been used so ineffectively, and if after all of this time, and all of this sacrifice, and all of this support, there is still no end in sight, then I say the time has come for the American people to turn to new leadership not tied to the mistakes and policies of the past." Richard M. Nixon
#56. To: Critter (#54)
Supporting your local soft glass crafter in buying his alibi items he has to keep the Ashcrofts of the world out of his glass pipe trade perhaps?
"What do girls call what they do? hehehe"
#57. To: BTP Holdings (#55)
I'm going to graduate with honors. [:{)
"The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all." - John F. Kennedy
#58. To: 82Marine89 (#53)
If you're hung like Fred Mertz, then it's a matinée. You been peeking in their showers again marine?
If you're hung like TLBSHOW, it's a comedy.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#59. To: Critter (#54)
THEY NEVER DO. AND THEY DON'T POOP EITHER. (They might pee every now and then, but it's really not their fault). Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.
What do girls call what they do? hehehe
#60. To: tom007 (#59)
They don't fart and they don't burp. Therefore, they bitch, or they will explode.
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#61. To: Zipporah (#0)
Nothing like coming home from a hard day at work throwing a DVD in and FF to Lili von Shtupp and..... Hey! I'm I the only one with Blazing Saddles on DVD?
Is masturbation sex?
#62. To: All, zipporah (#59)
Please don't ban me. I take it all back. I have ruined more carpet than.....
Whatever you do , do not let them into the house if you have new carpet, they will wreck it in no time.
#63. To: tom007 (#52)
?????????????????????? tickle the baby leg
slam the ham beat the meat flog the dog choke the chicken polish the knob etc.
#64. To: Hmmmmm (#61)
FF? Dare I ask? lol
FF to Lili von Shtupp and
Do I hear a fat lady singing?
#65. To: Morgana le Fay (#63)
*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings) *click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click
#66. To: Ferret Mike (#65)
ok. i am naive. could you explain this?
*click*click*click*click*click*click*click*click(Why you can't have troops to to combat with double Prince Albert piercings)
#67. To: Zipporah (#0)
These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.
#68. To: Hmmmmm (#67)
(still laughing, and I have no other comment)
These days you can't be too careful. Unfortunatly I don't know who I've been with.
"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers
#69. To: Morgana le Fay (#63)
Pound the Potato
tickle the baby leg
#70. To: Morgana le Fay (#66)
A double Prince Albert is two rings through the opening in a penis. It not only rattles when the owner rocks it, they usually have to sit to pee with that piercing too..
"ok. i am naive. could you explain this?"
#71. To: Morgana le Fay (#66)
Google 'prince albert piercing', I think I'll skip posting a picture of that.
#72. To: Ferret Mike (#71)
i will take your word for it.
#73. To: Ferret Mike (#70)
Yuck!
#74. To: Morgana le Fay (#72)
A wise Idea. It is hard enough to look at the owner's large head two, as usually they have more holes in that then nature intended as well. The owners of such decorations say it enhances the sensation, but I think they jut want to pull our legs too.
"i will take your word for it."
#75. To: Minerva (#73) (Edited)
#76. To: Zipporah (#0)
May I ask exactly what prompted this question? (Or is it safer not to ask?)
Is masturbation sex?
#77. To: Neil McIver (#76)
Wild guess Neil, but I do believe they are lampooning this forum's tone: Terrorist won't be the death of America but Porn & Sexual Americans will
#78. To: 82Marine89 (#57)
#79. To: 82Marine89 (#57)
#80. To: Critter (#33)
I was in the fourth grade, but then, I was precocious.
I was 12 years old, in 6th grade, when the school nurse said I might need glasses
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
#81. To: Jethro Tull (#14)
I thought we weren't going to talk about Badeye on this site...
Are we talking solo, together with a lover, a loser at a computer terminal with one hand in his trousers and the other in the pretzel bag?
the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.
#82. To: bluedogtxn (#81) (Edited)
Self gratification in a Hummer - parked by a schoolyard - is NOT sex and should remain a class B felony.
#83. To: 82Marine89 (#53)
LOL! .. well..No comment on some of this :P Hmm guess you'll be reallllllly good at blind man's bluff?? :P
#84. To: Zipporah (#0)
No.
Is masturbation sex?
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#85. To: IndieTX (#84)
Hey I think that is the majority opinion..
#86. To: Zipporah (#85) (Edited)
DIVINYLS, courtesy of AUSTIN POWERS I love myself I want you to love me When I feel down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me forget myself I want you to remind me I dont want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Ooh I dont want anybody else oh no, oh no, oh no Youre the one who makes me come running Youre the sun who makes me shine When youre around Im always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes and see you before me Think I would die if you were to ignore me A fool could see just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I do anything for you I dont want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself Ooh I dont want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I want you I dont want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself < p> Ooh, ooh, oo, oo ahh I dont want anybody else when I think about you I touch myself ooh I dont want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
#87. To: YertleTurtle (#86)
#88. To: YertleTurtle (#86)
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