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Title: Sex-With-Corpse Scheme Busted-Woman's obituary photo spurred Wisconsin trio's grave robbery attempt
Source: thesmokinggun
URL Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html
Published: Sep 6, 2006
Author: staff
Post Date: 2006-09-07 04:02:33 by Nintendo of the Gods
Keywords: None
Views: 398
Comments: 7

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When Nicholas Grunke last week spotted a newspaper photo of Laura Tennessen, the Wisconsin man apparently became so smitten that he plotted a rendezvous with the 20-year-old woman. But the photo Grunke saw accompanied an August 27 obituary of Tennessen, who died in a motorcycle accident. Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother Alex and a friend, 20-year-old Dustin Radke, to rob Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse.

Details of the trio's degenerate scheme are contained in a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Grant County Circuit Court. A copy of the document can be found here.

In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery. The necrophilia plot was disrupted Saturday night when police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville, where Tennessen is buried. When confronted by a cop, an "very nervous" Alex Grunke admitted to the grave robbing scheme, noting that his cohorts were then digging up Tennessen's coffin.

When police arrived at the gravesite, Nicholas Grunke and Radke were gone, though cops noticed that a hole had been dug down to the concrete vault encasing the woman's coffin, according to the complaint. Nicholas Grunke and Radke were later arrested while walking about eight miles from the cemetery.

The men are each facing sexual assault and theft charges that could land them in prison for more than five years. Though bail has been set at $1000 apiece for the Grunke brothers and $1500 for Radke, the men remain in custody at the Grant County Jail, where the below mug shots were snapped. Pictured from top to bottom are Nicholas Grunke, his brother Alex, and Radke.

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the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery

Ah, to be young again... those crazy kids, what will they think of next? Well, at least they're staying off my lawn.

Nintendo of the Gods  posted on  2006-09-07   4:11:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Nintendo of the Gods (#1)

"...at a Wal-Mart..."

Ah, the rituals one must preform on the hunt for miss stiffy when one digs a chick so much.

It means allot to guys too when a woman doesn't complain, get preggers and keeps a stiff upper lip about getting screwed after death, but this scheme was ridiculous.

The cold stink of the matter probably would have made them realize that it was all about the forbidden fruit involved in trying to inject excitement into life in the U.S. which is so often boring, stiff and cold. I doubt they would have followed through when push came to shove.

If I were the prosecuting authority I would actually go easy on them. Their reputation is forever DOA, as these bubbas will forever be known as the boys looking for the wrong kind of cold one.

They would have been much better off pillaging an ewe in some remote pasture and would have involved less digging. Those don't talk or swell, and are equally ungrateful as Hell. Not to mention a sheep is probably allot warmer, a livelier a screw in comparison to Miss cadaver and acceptable as normal 'boys will be boys' hunt for someone to do the nasty with in red state country.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-07   5:11:13 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Ferret Mike (#3)

the rituals one must perform on the hunt for miss stiffy when one digs a chick so much

I wouldn't know, I'd have to bone up on my necrophilia -- I seem to be getting so soft-headed these days when dealing with women who are frigid and unresponsive to me. I need to get right on that, but no matter how hard I push myself, I just can't seem to get my head into the subject.

Nintendo of the Gods  posted on  2006-09-07   6:44:10 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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"I wouldn't know, I'd have to bone up on my necrophilia -- I seem to be getting so soft-headed these days when dealing with women who are frigid and unresponsive to me. I need to get right on that, but no matter how hard I push myself, I just can't seem to get my head into the subject."

Yeah this sort of sex had a definate stink to it.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-09-07   13:18:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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