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Title: Sex-With-Corpse Scheme Busted-Woman's obituary photo spurred Wisconsin trio's grave robbery attempt
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thesmokinggun
URL Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0906061grave1.html
Published: Sep 6, 2006
Author: staff
Post Date: 2006-09-07 04:02:33 by Nintendo of the Gods
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Views: 405
Comments: 7
(click link for odd-looking offenders' pics) When Nicholas Grunke last week spotted a newspaper photo of Laura Tennessen, the Wisconsin man apparently became so smitten that he plotted a rendezvous with the 20-year-old woman. But the photo Grunke saw accompanied an August 27 obituary of Tennessen, who died in a motorcycle accident. Undeterred, Grunke allegedly plotted with his twin brother Alex and a friend, 20-year-old Dustin Radke, to rob Tennessen's grave so that he could have sex with her corpse. Details of the trio's degenerate scheme are contained in a criminal complaint filed yesterday in Grant County Circuit Court. A copy of the document can be found here. In a police interview, Radke said that he and the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery. The necrophilia plot was disrupted Saturday night when police received a report of a suspicious vehicle near St. Charles Cemetery in Cassville, where Tennessen is buried. When confronted by a cop, an "very nervous" Alex Grunke admitted to the grave robbing scheme, noting that his cohorts were then digging up Tennessen's coffin. When police arrived at the gravesite, Nicholas Grunke and Radke were gone, though cops noticed that a hole had been dug down to the concrete vault encasing the woman's coffin, according to the complaint. Nicholas Grunke and Radke were later arrested while walking about eight miles from the cemetery. The men are each facing sexual assault and theft charges that could land them in prison for more than five years. Though bail has been set at $1000 apiece for the Grunke brothers and $1500 for Radke, the men remain in custody at the Grant County Jail, where the below mug shots were snapped. Pictured from top to bottom are Nicholas Grunke, his brother Alex, and Radke.
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#1. To: All (#0)
Ah, to be young again... those crazy kids, what will they think of next? Well, at least they're staying off my lawn.
"My life's just so terrible... the other day I went to the museum and they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums." -- Stephen Wright
Folks, can we just KILL these obvious defectives? Please? For the good of society, the common good, the welfare of our nation, our peace of mind, and in the name of all that is good and decent, can we please take these sick bastards and KILL THEM? Just.... KILL THEM. Dead. Take them down and keep their defective genetics out of the gene pool.
the Grunke brothers stopped at a Wal-Mart to buy condoms on their way to the cemetery
#2. To: Nintendo of the Gods (#0)
 | Gold and silver are real money, paper is but a promise. |
#3. To: Nintendo of the Gods (#1)
Ah, the rituals one must preform on the hunt for miss stiffy when one digs a chick so much. It means allot to guys too when a woman doesn't complain, get preggers and keeps a stiff upper lip about getting screwed after death, but this scheme was ridiculous. The cold stink of the matter probably would have made them realize that it was all about the forbidden fruit involved in trying to inject excitement into life in the U.S. which is so often boring, stiff and cold. I doubt they would have followed through when push came to shove. If I were the prosecuting authority I would actually go easy on them. Their reputation is forever DOA, as these bubbas will forever be known as the boys looking for the wrong kind of cold one. They would have been much better off pillaging an ewe in some remote pasture and would have involved less digging. Those don't talk or swell, and are equally ungrateful as Hell. Not to mention a sheep is probably allot warmer, a livelier a screw in comparison to Miss cadaver and acceptable as normal 'boys will be boys' hunt for someone to do the nasty with in red state country.
"...at a Wal-Mart..."
#4. To: Elliott Jackalope (#2) (Edited)
Hey bubba, in this country we elect people this sick to be president. Send them to basic, fly them to Iraq, and teach them that it is more acceptable to brutally kill civilians then do this sort of grave robbing. I mean, with the right kind of training and leadership, I'm sure they could learn how to do it right eventually. Considering what is American as apple pie these days, it makes more sense to them honorary Bush family members and call things good then to execute them. Remember that George's Skull and Bone frat has mutual masturbation ceremonies and requires pledges to kiss an Indian skull stolen in a grave robbery. I'd say that in comparison to the activities of shadow government puppets like the Bushes, these guys are amateurs. Personally, I wouldn't vote them off the island unless much worse people then them went first.
"For the good of society, the common good, the welfare of our nation, our peace of mind, and in the name of all that is good and decent, can we please take these sick bastards and KILL THEM? Just.... KILL THEM. Dead. Take them down and keep their defective genetics out of the gene pool."
#5. To: Ferret Mike (#3)
I wouldn't know, I'd have to bone up on my necrophilia -- I seem to be getting so soft-headed these days when dealing with women who are frigid and unresponsive to me. I need to get right on that, but no matter how hard I push myself, I just can't seem to get my head into the subject.
the rituals one must perform on the hunt for miss stiffy when one digs a chick so much
"My life's just so terrible... the other day I went to the museum and they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums." -- Stephen Wright
#6. To: Ferret Mike (#3)
It appears to me that these boys got their hands on some old Alice Cooper albums & took the tunes a bit too literally.If I were the prosecuting authority I would actually go easy on them. Their reputation is forever DOA, as these bubbas will forever be known as the boys looking for the wrong kind of cold one.
#7. To: Nintendo of the Gods (#5)
Yeah this sort of sex had a definate stink to it.
"I wouldn't know, I'd have to bone up on my necrophilia -- I seem to be getting so soft-headed these days when dealing with women who are frigid and unresponsive to me. I need to get right on that, but no matter how hard I push myself, I just can't seem to get my head into the subject."
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