Here is the latest ban threat from Goldi-Lox to vertually ALL of her posters. Shes gon completely off the wall and may just be the first non politician to break the five white persian cat barrier. There is no way that threating ALL of her posters like infantile children can in any way be considered sane. C. S.
Title: Our new Play-Pen Source: LP mgmt URL Source: http://none Published: Sep 12, 2006 Author: Goldi Post Date: 2006-09-12 19:47:04 by Goldi-Lox 322 Comments
Now here is a nice clean new playpen for those of you who can play together.
No hair pulling, eye-gouging, or peeing in your panties...or in somebody else's panties.
Anyone who poopies will have to go home, and leave the playpen, till they clean themselves up and no longer stink.
Bullies who hit, interrogate, and play bad cop when others are playing catch, will make everyone cry, and they will be sent home with a note to mommy requesting remedial playtimes to learn to play nicely with others.
Anyone who damages the playpen will have to leave. Sorry, you're mommy will have to come and get you, and you can't come back.
We can have pin the tail on the Donkey (for the Arses amongst us), puzzles where we have to guess who you really are, and charades, where we have to figure out what you might be trying to say without you really saying it. Or maybe you said it and we will have to figure out the hidden meanings.
All the toys and dollies are to be brought by each of you and will be shared nicely with others. Any broken toys will be shoved down your panties, and you'll be forced to sit on them all night.
We can have a food break, and a snack break, but no stealing anyone else's snackies.
We can have timeouts and tattle tales. And nobody gets anything free for snitching.
But anybody who plays dirty gets a spanky.
Everybody play nice now.
Nanny bot will be back shortly, to rip you away from each other, and get out the first aid kit, and call all the mommies.
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