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Title: Go USA! Nuke Iran! Yeah!
Source: Me
URL Source: http://Me
Published: Sep 25, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-09-25 11:32:23 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 363
Comments: 9

I've been having this fantasy recently about how the more stupid Americans (say Freepers) would react if we nuked Iran:

"Awright! Go USA! Fuck Iran! Yeah, we just nuked those fuckers, yeah! Uh, hey, why's gas suddenly $5 a gallon? I guess it doesn't really matter, though, cuz I lost my job and had my Dodge Ram repossessed...lost my house, too. Shit, I didn't think it'd be like this....maybe nuking the place wasn't just a great idea."

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Shit, I didn't think it'd be like this....maybe nuking the place wasn't just a great idea."

The post assumes a level of cognitive connection here that I think cannot be credited to the average Freeper. Tying the nuking of Iran to rising gas prices? Huh? What do they got to do with each other anyway?

The reaction will more likely be:

"Uh, hey, why's gas suddenly $5 a gallon? I guess it doesn't really matter, though, cuz I lost my job and had my Dodge Ram repossessed...lost my house, too. Fuck. My life sucks. Let's nuke Pakistan, too."

the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.

bluedogtxn  posted on  2006-09-25   12:34:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"We shall have world government whether or not you like it - by conquest or consent." - International financier and CFR member James Warburg Feb. 7, 1950

j.sulli  posted on  2006-09-25   17:07:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The adventure in Iraq hasn't worked out too well, but it doesn't seem to have given them any second thoughts.

Katrina was America's Chernobyl.

aristeides  posted on  2006-09-25   17:19:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My life sucks. Let's nuke Pakistan, too.

IMO, this is Cheney's psychological profile.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-09-25   18:17:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I remember watching "Team America" at the theater, and laughing at how accurate it was: the U.S. government meaning well, but destroying everything it touched.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-25   20:12:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My life sucks. Let's nuke Pakistan, too. IMO, this is Cheney's psychological profile.

Actually I think it is "I'm gonna die of a heart attack any day. Let's see how many people I can take with me."

the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.

bluedogtxn  posted on  2006-09-26   9:34:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I've been having this fantasy recently

I could think of better fantasies to be having. ;0)

“The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity, since the tastes, knowledge, and principles of the majority form the tribunal of appeal.” James Fenimore Cooper

BTP Holdings  posted on  2006-09-27   6:59:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I could think of better fantasies to be having. ;0)

Sometimes revenge is better than sex. ;-)

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-27   7:01:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Sometimes revenge is better than sex. ;-)

You're right, but I was thinking of both. ROTFLOL!

“The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity, since the tastes, knowledge, and principles of the majority form the tribunal of appeal.” James Fenimore Cooper

BTP Holdings  posted on  2006-09-27   10:16:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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