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Title: Norman the Pug Gets a Cup Stuck on His Head
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Published: Sep 30, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-09-30 12:20:03 by YertleTurtle
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Views: 178
Comments: 21
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
ROFL!!! Poor Norman! LOLOL!
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I don't know how long it was on his head. I found him in the living room, wandering around, crashing into things. Somehow, he made it through the kitchen, then into the hallway. Finally, I took it off his head, since he's appallingly stupid and couldn't figure out how to do it himself.
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
Hee hee, ferrets do this all the time. He must of been pretending he was a burrowing animal.
Roflmbo!!! Oh, I wish a had taken a video of our mutt when he had to wear an E-collar. It was hillarious and I felt so sorry for him.. He was a pup and only about 14 lbs. The collar was twice his size.. He had no idea how to navigate around cabinets etc., without WHACK, getting stopped cold, but his feet kept moving... LOLOL! We are saving for his college education....;)
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Ferrets are far more intelligent than Norman. The first time he saw a lake he tried to walk on the water, sank up to his neck, then gave me a completely shocked look.
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
ROFLOLOLOL!!!!
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"Pugs. They're weird dogs. In my experience, when a person sees a pug, they typically say one of two things: "Aww, that's so cute," or "Aww, that's so butt- ugly it's cute." But pugs don't mind; they're generally stupid animals with a very basic grasp of the English language (sample: "No!" to them means "By all means, please sniff that pile of moldy cottage cheese!"), so your insults just roll off their furry little backs. "Pugs are pretty funny animals to tote around. I've lived with two in my life, and they spend a lot of time sleeping, wolfing down food items, snorting and farting. It's a Frat-In-A-Dog, only with a curly tail! My pug Caesar tried to inspire me to write an ode to pugs in cinema. While there's no way I'm gonna do that, I'll at least make mention of some of the more notable squished-faced canines that have strutted across the silver screen and sneezed right into the face of anyone who tried to pet them."
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
I'm familiar with this profile. They don't always have curly tails. You may have to shave their back though. However, the intelligence also seems to be a match. ;)
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My tail is not curly, I don't shave my back, and I'm in the top seven percent of the naion for IQ. So there, ha ha. By the way, here is Norman modeling his new winter coat. "Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
This is a good sign.. but how are in the naion for spellink? Hehehe.. (I could not resist..... ;) watch out for christine... she's killer on contractions... I've been busted on that.. ;)) On to more pressing issues. You put Norman in a Pink Coat? No wonder he looks nervous. LOL!
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"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country." - Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers My ex did that. I am much too highly evolved to pay any attention to minor mistakes ;-)
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
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That's not a dog, that's a cotton puff with eyeballs.
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
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ROFL!! Careful.. he hears everything... hehehe.. ;) Um... he was free. sort of.. probably because of the smell.. He cleaned up well though..
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What did you do, soak him in Tide with Bleach?
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
LOL!! 3 baths the first day just to allow him in the house. Seriously, it took a week to wash the stink off.. so bad.. He was very weak, only about 13 lbs.. and could barely walk. He just wanted to sleep.. took a day or so to get him interested in food.. he was in such bad shape.. but now.. he's a crazy man. :)
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Mine mostly just sleeps. He's upside down in my lap right now. Makes it hard to type. ;-)
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)
He's helping.. too many paws on the keyboard.. LOL!
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My brother used to have a cat named Marley, who was incredibly cute but a total pig. He had to give him to me because the condo association threatened to evict them, because Marley kept sneaking out and raiding the neighbors grills, kitchens, whatever, and stealing food. I saw him one day hop up on the fence, which was about six feet high, with a half-cooked rib half his size. So one night we had fried chicken and I put the bones deep in the garbage to discourage him from stealing them. I got up about eight and went into the kitchen, and half his tail was sticking out of the garbage can. He was totally stuck. So I had a little conversation with him. "So Marley, seems you got yourself in a mess." "Brrrp (sound of agreement)." "I imagine I could extricate you, but that would be the easy way out." "Brrrp (sound of disagreement)." "I doubt I could get you to promise to stop digging in the garbage, right?" "Brrrp (sound of "whatever you want me to say, I'll say...). After a bit more, I hauled him out by his tail. He DID avoid the garbage for a while, but in the meantime, he figured out how to open the fridge and steal an entire pack of chicken breasts, ate half of them, then left the remainder under a radiator, where they rotted and stunk up the entire house for a day til we could find them.
#2. To: jessejane (#1)
(Edited)
Poor Norman! LOLOL!
#3. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
#4. To: YertleTurtle (#2)
#5. To: Ferret Mike (#3)
Hee hee, ferrets do this all the time. He must of been pretending he was a burrowing animal.
#6. To: YertleTurtle (#5)
The first time he saw a lake he tried to walk on the water, sank up to his neck, then gave me a completely shocked look.
#7. To: jessejane (#6)
ROFLOLOLOL!!!!
#8. To: YertleTurtle (#7)
I've lived with two in my life, and they spend a lot of time sleeping, wolfing down food items, snorting and farting.
#9. To: jessejane (#8)
I'm familiar with this profile. They don't always have curly tails. You may have to shave their back though. However, the intelligence also seems to be a match. ;)
#10. To: YertleTurtle (#9)
My tail is not curly, I don't shave my back, and I'm in the top seven percent of the naion for IQ. So there, ha ha.
#11. To: CAPPSMADNESS (#0)
#12. To: jessejane (#10)
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You put Norman in a Pink Coat? No wonder he looks nervous.
#13. To: YertleTurtle (#12)
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Here's Pete. He's a rescue.. Pink collar has been replaced with a more manly blue. LOL!
#14. To: jessejane (#13)
Here's Pete
#15. To: YertleTurtle (#12)
And Murphy... (I need to figure out how to make the pics smaller)
#16. To: YertleTurtle (#14)
#17. To: jessejane (#16)
He cleaned up well though..
#18. To: YertleTurtle (#17)
What did you do, soak him in Tide with Bleach?
#19. To: jessejane (#18)
he's a crazy man. :)
#20. To: YertleTurtle (#19)
Mine mostly just sleeps. He's upside down in my lap right now. Makes it hard to type. ;-)
#21. To: YertleTurtle (#0)
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