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Title: Humor "Yeah Toast!"
Source: www.youtube.com
URL Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHrvCYWBSIs
Published: Sep 30, 2006
Author: jessejane
Post Date: 2006-09-30 19:54:23 by jessejane
Keywords: bobandtom, toast, yeahtoast
Views: 266
Comments: 15

Not for the humor challenged... If you are familiar with the Bob and Tom Show.. you might remember this one:

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#1. To: jessejane (#0)

I listen to Bob and Tom every morning, and have "Yeah, Toast!" on my hard drive.

Last song of his I heard was "Sweet Buttered Jesus," which isn't as offensive as many might think.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-30   19:56:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Last song of his I heard was "Sweet Buttered Jesus," which isn't as offensive as many might think.

I haven't heard that one!! I'll have look for it..

Well then, you must be familiar with Mr. Obvious. ;)

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jessejane  posted on  2006-09-30   19:57:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Well then, you must be familiar with Mr. Obvious. ;)

"Hi, Mr. Obvious, I'm blind and I had my seeing-eye dog fixed, and now he keeps walking me in front of buses on the street....do you have any idea why he keeps doing this?"

By the way, I think the Heywood Banks's song is "Big Butter Jesus."

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-30   20:03:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Hi, Mr. Obvious, I'm blind and I had my seeing-eye dog fixed, and now he keeps walking me in front of buses on the street....do you have any idea why he keeps doing this?"

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tears.....................

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jessejane  posted on  2006-09-30   20:05:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Sometimes I've laughed so hard at Bob and Tom I've had tears come out of my eyes. Like the time the late Harry Carey ("Afterlife Sparts") was talking about using pencil erasers to make nipples for his Barbie.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-30   20:10:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Sometimes I've laughed so hard at Bob and Tom I've had tears come out of my eyes.

Same here.

I remember the guy that rented what he thought was an 'adult movie' called Head Cleaner... But there was nothing on the tape. I was outside gardening at the time, and was laff/crying so much, I had to go inside.. Mr. Obvious was trying to be so kind.. LOL!

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jessejane  posted on  2006-09-30   20:13:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I remember the guy that rented what he thought was an 'adult movie' called Head Cleaner

I missed that one.

When Bob and Tom are on target, they are the funniest thing on the radio. No one can come close.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-30   20:19:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You are correct sir. LOL! :)

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jessejane  posted on  2006-09-30   20:21:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The Man Song by Sean Morey

I don't take no crap from anybody! ... else but you. I wear the pants around here!...when I'm finished with your laundry. 'Cause I'm a guy you don't want to fight! ... when I say "jump" you say "yeah, right". I'm the man of this house! ... until you get home.

What I say goes around here! ... right out the window. And I don't want to hear a lot of whining! ... so I'll shut up. The sooner you learn who's boss around here! ... the sooner you can give me my orders, dear. 'Cause I am the head honcho! ... but it's all in my head.

And I can have sex anytime! ... that you want. 'Cause I'm a man who has needs! ... but they're not that important. And don't expect any flowers from me! ... because if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewelry. I'm the king of my castle! ... when you're not around.

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want! ... to get into trouble. And I'll come home when I'm good and ready! ... to sleep on the couch. Because a man's got to do what a man's got to do! ... and I'm going to do what you tell me to. Because I'm top dog around here! ... but I've been neutered!

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-09-30   20:22:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The faster the Aryan Nation mob at Freedom4um are caged and chained, the better off we'll be. I’ll cheering when they are forced to behave. - Aaron

Dakmar  posted on  2006-09-30   20:24:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I just knew you would find your way to this thread ;D

Waffle woman needs a better PR firm, that's all.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-09-30   20:40:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The faster the Aryan Nation mob at Freedom4um are caged and chained, the better off we'll be. I’ll cheering when they are forced to behave. - Aaron

Dakmar  posted on  2006-09-30   20:42:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

The music is hilarious.

"If there’s another 9/11 or a major war in the Middle-East involving a U.S. attack on Iran, I have no doubt that there will be, the day after or within days an equivalent of a Reichstag fire decree that will involve massive detentions in this country."

- Daniel Ellsberg Author, Pentagon Papers

robin  posted on  2006-09-30   20:47:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

ROFL!!

My husband loves that song...

hehehehehe...

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jessejane  posted on  2006-09-30   20:49:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Toast ! Waffles!!

No NO.. stop! I .. just.. can't... decide.....

Powdered Toast ... Yay!

LOL! Too funny Dak.. ;)

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jessejane  posted on  2006-09-30   20:59:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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