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Title: I got a ticket today
Source: Me
URL Source: http://Me
Published: Oct 2, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-10-02 20:53:11 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 334
Comments: 19

Today a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for expired plates. No big deal, I'll just get them renewed tomorrow. She said, show the judge, he'll toss the ticket, no money involved.

Darn if I couldn't find my insurance card, so she gave me a ticket for that. On this one she wrote $2000. Yes, two thousand dollars.

When I asked her what they meant, she said she was required by law to write it, so I would know if I didn't show the judge my insurance card, the fine went to $2000.

I know it's just a bluff, and a pretty transparent one, but exactly how do they think they would get anyone to pay that? A lot of people would leave the state.

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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

I know it's just a bluff, and a pretty transparent one, but exactly how do they think they would get anyone to pay that? A lot of people would leave the state.

A lot of states have reciprocity, so if you lose your license in one, you lose it in the others, too.

Also $2,000 is probably not enough to leave the state and never be able to return (facing jail if you get caught). Hell, a DWI will cost you more than that.

Just another way for the state to suck off the poor people.

"GM is not a car company, it's a bank that gives free cars to its customers when they take out a loan."--Magorn.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2006-10-02   20:58:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are an illegal turtle, you don't even have to show up.

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." ~~Douglas Casey - 1992

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   20:58:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are an illegal turtle, you don't even have to show up.

Cops used to be "peace officers," now they're forced to write tickets with empty threats on them.

I know about the reciprocity. You change your name, get a license in another state, they'll never catch you. I've seen people do that, too.

I've met several people who left the state who owned a lot less than $2000.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:03:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I've met several people who left the state who owned a lot less than $2000.

That seems like a lot of bridges to burn for $2,000. Granted, you could probably go to court and get it reduced.

"GM is not a car company, it's a bank that gives free cars to its customers when they take out a loan."--Magorn.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2006-10-02   21:05:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Fines are usually set out in specificity by statute or code just so rouge cops and thier courtroom buddies can't arbitrarily set fines/bonds.

Check it out for your jurisdiction.

$2000 sounds VERY excessive.

In 1947, the UN created a perpetual war and named it Israel.

wbales  posted on  2006-10-02   21:05:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

she said she was required by law to write it

Lame excuse on the cop's part. Cops that enforce unjust laws are as culpable as those that legislate them.

"I was only following orders" isn't an excuse in any era.

The ADL is training the New Gestapo

AngelSpawn  posted on  2006-10-02   21:05:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are an illegal turtle, you don't even have to show up.

Just to be clear, I was making a joke. Illegals get away with anything.. but you can't. It's just the way it is. :/

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." ~~Douglas Casey - 1992

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   21:06:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I was making a joke.

We have a criminal posting here. Prolly be wanted posters in Post Office tomorrow, beware speeding turtle.

Cynicom  posted on  2006-10-02   21:10:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

That seems like a lot of bridges to burn for $2,000

They were all poor, so they packed up and left.

The $2000 is just an empty threat. The cop said, just show the judge your paperwork and it'll all go away, no fines involved.

It's still annoying to get threatened like that, even if there's nothing behind it. It's like those signs, "Hit a road worker, $10,000 fine, go to jai for 15 years." It's an empty threat.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:12:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Prolly be wanted posters in Post Office tomorrow, beware speeding turtle.

;) I'm on it.. LOL!

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." ~~Douglas Casey - 1992

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   21:13:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Just to be clear, I was making a joke

Oh, I know. I'm not an illegal turtle, just a Caucasian one.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:13:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Tell them they're gonna have to pry 2000 one dollar bills froms your cold, dead hands.

The faster the Aryan Nation mob at Freedom4um are caged and chained, the better off we'll be. I’ll cheering when they are forced to behave. - Aaron

Dakmar  posted on  2006-10-02   21:16:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh, I know. I'm not an illegal turtle, just a Caucasian one.

Color challenged turtles ought not play with fire. I mean, look around, see your type of turtle running around willy nilly?? No? Why is that?? Because they didn't present current license and insurance. Now get right with the law Turtle.. go forth and make new turtles. ;)

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." ~~Douglas Casey - 1992

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   21:17:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Darn if I couldn't find my insurance card, so she gave me a ticket for that. On this one she wrote $2000. Yes, two thousand dollars.

I’ve never heard of a police officer writing a fine amount on a ticket. I mean what’s the point of a judge? Judicial discretion is apparently out the window. This is another example of the insidious insurance industry worming their way into our lives. She's also full of shit re: the plates. You'll be fined even if you register them properly. Does anyone really believe a citizen can take up "valuable" court time and not be charged? She blew you off.....

Jethro Tull  posted on  2006-10-02   21:18:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

You'll be fined even if you register them properly

Actually the last time I got a ticket for expired plates I showed the judge my renewal, and I left without paying anything. Of course, this is the Midwest, which is a bit different than the rest of the country.

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:20:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

go forth and make new turtles. ;)

I shall call him "Tooter," although I think the real name is "Tutor."

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:22:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I shall call him "Tooter," although I think the real name is "Tutor."

ROFL!! I think you are right.... Tutor Turtle.. :)

"Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries." ~~Douglas Casey - 1992

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   21:24:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Female cop??

Did you try crying or raising a pantleg?

Cynicom  posted on  2006-10-02   21:25:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Did you try crying or raising a pantleg?

No, but my pug was in the car, so I grabbed him and started bouncing him around, saying, "Oh, no, another epilepic fit! And his medicine costs so much!"

"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities also has the power to make you commit atrocities." — Voltaire (1694-1778)

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:28:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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