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Title: I got a ticket today
Source: Me
URL Source: http://Me
Published: Oct 2, 2006
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2006-10-02 20:53:11 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 367
Comments: 19

Today a cop pulled me over and gave me a ticket for expired plates. No big deal, I'll just get them renewed tomorrow. She said, show the judge, he'll toss the ticket, no money involved.

Darn if I couldn't find my insurance card, so she gave me a ticket for that. On this one she wrote $2000. Yes, two thousand dollars.

When I asked her what they meant, she said she was required by law to write it, so I would know if I didn't show the judge my insurance card, the fine went to $2000.

I know it's just a bluff, and a pretty transparent one, but exactly how do they think they would get anyone to pay that? A lot of people would leave the state.

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#2. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

If you are an illegal turtle, you don't even have to show up.

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   20:58:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are an illegal turtle, you don't even have to show up.

Cops used to be "peace officers," now they're forced to write tickets with empty threats on them.

I know about the reciprocity. You change your name, get a license in another state, they'll never catch you. I've seen people do that, too.

I've met several people who left the state who owned a lot less than $2000.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:03:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

If you are an illegal turtle, you don't even have to show up.

Just to be clear, I was making a joke. Illegals get away with anything.. but you can't. It's just the way it is. :/

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   21:06:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Just to be clear, I was making a joke

Oh, I know. I'm not an illegal turtle, just a Caucasian one.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:13:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh, I know. I'm not an illegal turtle, just a Caucasian one.

Color challenged turtles ought not play with fire. I mean, look around, see your type of turtle running around willy nilly?? No? Why is that?? Because they didn't present current license and insurance. Now get right with the law Turtle.. go forth and make new turtles. ;)

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-02   21:17:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

go forth and make new turtles. ;)

I shall call him "Tooter," although I think the real name is "Tutor."

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:22:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Female cop??

Did you try crying or raising a pantleg?

Cynicom  posted on  2006-10-02   21:25:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Did you try crying or raising a pantleg?

No, but my pug was in the car, so I grabbed him and started bouncing him around, saying, "Oh, no, another epilepic fit! And his medicine costs so much!"

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-10-02   21:28:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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