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Title: Kieth (Olberman) gets low ratings in Bed
Source: New York Post
URL Source: http://www.nypost.com/seven/10092006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
Published: Oct 10, 2006
Author: Richard Johnson
Post Date: 2006-10-10 11:29:34 by It Is A Republic
Keywords: None
Views: 494
Comments: 25

October 9, 2006 -- A BROWN-haired beauty who claims she had an unsatisfying one-night stand with Keith Olbermann is getting her sweet revenge - she's launched a blog to warn other women about the acerbic MSNBC commentator's boorish bedroom habits.

The bitter babe, who calls herself KarmaBites1, says she doesn't want others "to fall into the same trap . . . and I want him to feel some remorse for what he's done . . . He sets his mind on a woman, lures her in, and once he gets what he wants, he refuses to ever speak to them again. And I don't think he understands the damage he's caused."

A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent, KarmaBites1 said she struck up an e-mail friendship with Olbermann, whom she admired, and agreed to fly to New York to meet him last May. She says he came to her hotel room and opened a bottle of Merlot which he "spilled all over." Then, when "sexual activity began [in] less than an hour," Olbermann had difficulty. "I pretended he knew what he was doing," the embittered blogger writes. "I adored the guy. I didn't want him to think he was a dud in bed," so she faked experiencing ecstasy.

Next, he piled on excuses as to why he had to leave. "He told me he's an insomniac and that it's hard for him not to sleep in his own bed. He also mentioned he hadn't had 'company' in a while. [He said] he had an early meeting with the Yankees [and] he might be allergic to the pillows in the hotel bed."

Six days later, she claims, Olbermann e-mailed her to tell her never to contact him again. "I practically begged him to explain what I did wrong. I told him I deserved some kind of explanation for such a dismissal, but I never heard from him again." She said she's since heard from six other women who say they had brief sexual relationships with Olbermann.

She named her blog http://forthisreliefmuchthanks.blogspot.com, after a line from "Hamlet" she says the perennial bachelor quoted.

Olbermann's spokeswoman said she'd get back to us, but didn't.

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#1. To: cynicom (#0)

I thought you may enjoy this due to your feelings about Olberman.

It Is A Republic  posted on  2006-10-10   11:30:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: It Is A Republic (#0) (Edited)

amusing post

I Only Want To Be With You*

christine  posted on  2006-10-10   11:34:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: It Is A Republic (#0)

Six days later, she claims, Olbermann e-mailed her to tell her never to contact him again. "I practically begged him to explain what I did wrong. I told him I deserved some kind of explanation for such a dismissal, but I never heard from him again." She said she's since heard from six other women who say they had brief sexual relationships with Olbermann.

Well, obviously, it is all about her! ROTF............. Six other wimmen who are feeling scorned and desire to get even just happened to find her blog. Right..........

When someone shits in my nest, I just run to the computer and start doing searches for blogs of others who have had the same shit fall on them!

Anyone out there still believe in the tooth fairy?

rowdee  posted on  2006-10-10   11:44:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: christine, It Is A Republic, cynicom (#2)

Is this the best the Post can do? Pathetically amusing critique of the Post's smear tactics.

angle  posted on  2006-10-10   11:46:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: angle (#4)

that's why i said "amusing."

I Only Want To Be With You*

christine  posted on  2006-10-10   11:47:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: It Is A Republic (#0)

"I practically begged him to explain what I did wrong. I told him I deserved some kind of explanation for such a dismissal, but I never heard from him again."

If he was so terrible, why would she bother? Sounds like a woman (women) scorned to me.

How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep Holidays than Commandments. Benjamin Franklin

Fibr Dog  posted on  2006-10-10   11:50:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Fibr Dog (#6)

Sounds like a woman (women) scorned to me.

Sounds like a stalker.

angle  posted on  2006-10-10   11:55:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: It Is A Republic (#0)

Only an hour on their first "date?"

Sounds like they both need a copy of Banging for Dummies.

Lod  posted on  2006-10-10   12:01:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: It Is A Republic, christine, Zipporah (#0)

A 30-something office worker of Caribbean descent....

"Hey Keith, how come you dumped that poor girl?"

"'cause she's a NEEEGROWWWWW!!!!"

As we Darwinians like to say, "To Hell with Creationism, Gimme your hot, monkey love!"

HOUNDDAWG  posted on  2006-10-10   12:07:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: It Is A Republic (#0)

this is lame.

so lets see...elected officials hypocritically standing for family values try to molest kids, versus, um...some dumb slut who claims she had a one night stand.

bfd.

To believe the world is only as you think it is, is stupid. ~Don Juan Matos, Journey to Ixtlan, Carlos Casteneda

gengis gandhi  posted on  2006-10-10   12:10:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: It Is A Republic (#0)

The New York Post is only fit for the bottom of a bird cage. Maybe we can use you in that capacity as well for posting this BS.

“The tendency of democracies is, in all things, to mediocrity, since the tastes, knowledge, and principles of the majority form the tribunal of appeal.” James Fenimore Cooper

BTP Holdings  posted on  2006-10-10   12:15:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: BTP Holdings (#11)

The New York Post is only fit for the bottom of a bird cage.

The Post also happens to be owned by Rupert Murdoch, who also owns Fox News. But you probably already know that. They have the same guiding soul (demon?).

Out FOXed

Pirates And Emperors

PnbC  posted on  2006-10-10   12:38:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: It Is A Republican (#0)

Are you GOP types capable of anything beyond the cheap smear tactics like the one posted above? I mean besides your hyterical fear tactics.

Minerva  posted on  2006-10-10   12:50:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: PnbC (#12)

The Post also happens to be owned by Rupert Murdoch, who also owns Fox News. But you probably already know that. They have the same guiding soul (demon?).

Murdoch uses it to push out garbage that is too far out for even Fox News to touch. It is A Republican reads it and laps up every word. Like most of his ilk, he doesn't know the difference between news and cheap, unsupported propaganda. Hence, the world view he presents to us.

Minerva  posted on  2006-10-10   12:53:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Minerva (#13)

and i'm pretty sure k.o. is a private citizen anyway.

you know, if these slimeballs won't even get upset about child molestation, they're possessed.

and this is the truth: the only religion they have is worship of the state, a certain part of the state.

this is nothing but the foreshadowing of the antichrist.

To believe the world is only as you think it is, is stupid. ~Don Juan Matos, Journey to Ixtlan, Carlos Casteneda

gengis gandhi  posted on  2006-10-10   12:54:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: angle, justlurking, Cynicom, jessejane, christine, aristeides, Red Jones, Eoghan (#4)

Is this the best the Post can do? Pathetically amusing critique of the Post's smear tactics.

Seriously. An unnamed "beauty". More like "Hell hath no fury..."

He would do well to ignore the whole nonsense.

Most Profound Man in Iraq — An unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied "Yes, you."

robin  posted on  2006-10-10   13:01:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: PnbC (#12)

the same Rupert Murdoch who financially backs Hillary Clinton

I Only Want To Be With You*

christine  posted on  2006-10-10   13:03:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: robin, It is a republic (#16)

I'm glad to report that I don't even know who keith oilerman is. I guess he's a shill for the demos - otherwise it is a republic wouldn't have posted this.

they give us lots of distractions to confuse us, deceive us, discourage us and help us to have grudges against each other.

I avoid their media.

Red Jones  posted on  2006-10-10   13:13:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Red Jones (#18)

Olbermann has been slamming Smirk on MSNBC lately.

Most Profound Man in Iraq — An unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied "Yes, you."

robin  posted on  2006-10-10   13:16:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: robin (#16)

He would do well to ignore the whole nonsense.

I agree.

jessejane  posted on  2006-10-10   13:27:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: robin, Red Jones (#19)

Olbermann has been slamming Smirk on MSNBC lately.

And there isn't much that 'It is a Republican' can say about the message, so he uses some cooked up cock and bull story to smear the messenger.

Now is that a typical GOP shill scenario or what?

Minerva  posted on  2006-10-10   13:35:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: christine (#17)

the same Rupert Murdoch who financially backs Hillary Clinton

Yes. Well Hillary is a neocon too, so it makes sense. Olberaman is not. I suspect he would not be too fond of Hillary if she makes it to the WH.

Out FOXed

Pirates And Emperors

PnbC  posted on  2006-10-10   14:25:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: Minerva (#21) (Edited)

"And there isn't much that 'It is a Republican' can say about the message, so he uses some cooked up cock and bull story to smear the messenger."

I bet that videotapes of the critics in this having sex shown to environmentalists would have people running to the shore to get those poor flabby white whales unbeached and back in the water. Talk about living in a glass house and throwing rocks.

Also, notice how the biggest critics of a woman's looks are always the ugliest guys imaginable? I bet these guys would embarrass a leg humping rat dog by how well they do in bed.

I imagine this applies to the poster of this thread too.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-10-10   15:09:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: all (#0)

Kieth (Olberman) gets low ratings in Bed

Wow. This is the best the neocons can come up with? He's had one night stands and the girls are pissed he never called?

Sheesh. Compared to Rush Limbaugh needing Viagra for a trip to a country where brothels pimp little boys, this is nothing.

the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.

bluedogtxn  posted on  2006-10-10   16:16:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: bluedogtxn (#24)

Compared to Rush Limbaugh needing Viagra for a trip to a country where brothels pimp little boys, this is nothing.

bump for a bad hump

Lod  posted on  2006-10-10   16:43:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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