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Title: Use the right word DAMMIT! Why? Because Goldi-Lox sez to, that's why
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URL Source: http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/ ... .cgi?ArtNum=163977&Disp=51#C51
Published: Oct 28, 2006
Author: Goldi-Lox
Post Date: 2006-10-28 21:24:13 by Ferret Mike
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Views: 1540
Comments: 59
I am officially adopting this "lecture" as the baseline for any and all arguments on LP regarding Illegal aliens. We here on LP, shall now use the term "illegal alien" whenever we refer to those who have invaded our nation illegally. The remainder of this article is astute and articulate. It should be our baseline argument from this point forward. We need to use the correct terminology, and insist on using it correctly so that our efforts and our arguments are not undermined by inaccuracy, and confused with topics and situations that in reality do not exist. By clearly defining the problem, we are better served in finding accurate and workable solutions. I'm also going to put this in the LP Townhall, for future reference, and bookmark the link too! http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=163977&Disp=51#C51
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You're too young, but there used to be this really awful television show "Queen for a Day". I only vaguely remember it. The older "rock hound" neighbors who lived next door, (from North Dakota - retired in AZ), watched it along with the Art Linkletter show. I can just see Goldi on that show. I found one photo: Never trust anyone who thinks 40 - 71% of americans are "America Haters".
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Leopard was fashionable in the late fifties, and looks swell with purple in the Florida heat.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
No sane person says this when stating anything. This is the literary equivalent of "trust me, I'll just stick the head in."
God Save The Queen we mean it, man!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
...as if winning a Maytag washer somehow makes a woman "Queen for a Day". That show used to crack me up, and I wasn't even a teenager yet.
Beats the hell out of not having a washing machine, I tell you what.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
O man O man - that was a real sicko show. Supermarket Sweep was just slightly lower.
Thanks much.
Bob Barker is my idol for the way he subtly abuses the contestants.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
I forgot they won a washing machine or something. I was a small child, but even I knew it was unbearably stupid!
A washing machine cost like two months wages for the average worker back then. I'd go on TV and act like an idiot for two minutes, what's wrong with that?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
I suppose Goldi just doesn't understand tree climbers ..... and tree climbers don't understand her.
Well, she does seem to hate environmentalists.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
We are not amused. (No one can sit down until you do, b____). This calls for another posting of this (not by John Cleese): A message from John Cleese to all Americans Submitted by Frenchman on Sat, 2005-02-12 09:44. Editorial NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE By John Cleese To the citizens of the United States of America, In the light of your failure to elect a competent President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. (Except Utah, which she does not fancy.) Your new prime minister (The Right Honourable Tony Blair, MP for the 97.85% of you who have until now been unaware that there is a world outside your borders) will appoint a minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire will be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed. To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect : 1. You should look up "revocation" in the Oxford English Dictionary. Then look up "aluminium". Check the pronunciation guide. You will be amazed at just how wrongly you have been pronouncing it. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'favour' and 'neighbour', skipping the letter 'U' is nothing more than laziness on your part. Likewise, you will learn to spell 'doughnut' without skipping half the letters. You will end your love affair with the letter 'Z' (pronounced 'zed' not 'zee') and the suffix "ize" will be replaced by the suffix "ise". You will learn that the suffix 'burgh is pronounced 'burra' e.g. Edinburgh. You are welcome to respell Pittsburgh as 'Pittsberg' if you can't cope with correct pronunciation. Generally, you should raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same twenty seven words interspersed with filler noises such as "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable and inefficient form of communication. Look up "interspersed". There will be no more 'bleeps' in the Jerry Springer show. If you're not old enough to cope with bad language then you shouldn't have chat shows. When you learn to develop your vocabulary then you won't have to use bad language as often. 2. There is no such thing as "US English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be adjusted to take account of the reinstated letter 'u' and the elimination of "-ize". 3. You should learn to distinguish the English and Australian accents. It really isn't that hard. English accents are not limited to cockney, upper-class twit or Mancunian (Daphne in Frasier). You will also have to learn how to understand regional accents - Scottish dramas such as "Taggart" will no longer be broadcast with subtitles. While we're talking about regions, you must learn that there is no such place as Devonshire in England. The name of the county is "Devon". If you persist in calling it Devonshire, all American States will become "shires" e.g. Texasshire, Floridashire, Louisianashire. 4. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as the good guys. Hollywood will be required to cast English actors to play English characters. British sit-coms such as "Men Behaving Badly" or "Red Dwarf" will not be re-cast and watered down for a wishy-washy American audience who can't cope with the humour of occasional political incorrectness. 5. You should relearn your original national anthem, "God Save The Queen", but only after fully carrying out task 1. We would not want you to get confused and give up half way through. 6. You should stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of football. What you refer to as American "football" is not a very good game. The 2.15% of you who are aware that there is a world outside your borders may have noticed that no one else plays "American" football. You will no longer be allowed to play it, and should instead play proper football. Initially, it would be best if you played with the girls. It is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, in time, be allowed to play rugby (which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like nancies). We are hoping to get together at least a US Rugby sevens side by 2005. You should stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the 'World Series' for a game which is not played outside of America. Since only 2.15% of you are aware that there is a world beyond your borders, your error is understandable. Instead of baseball, you will be allowed to play a girls' game called "rounders" which is baseball without fancy team strip, oversized gloves, collector cards or hotdogs. 7. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry guns. You will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything more dangerous in public than a vegetable peeler. Because we don't believe you are sensible enough to handle potentially dangerous items, you will require a permit if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in public. 8. July 4th is no longer a public holiday. November 2nd will be a new national holiday, but only in England. It will be called "Indecisive Day". 9. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and it is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean. All road intersections will be replaced with roundabouts. You will start driving on the left with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables. Roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British sense of humour. 10. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips. Fries aren't even French, they are Belgian though 97.85% of you (including the guy who discovered fries while in Europe) are not aware of a country called Belgium. Those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called "crisps". Real chips are thick cut and fried in animal fat. The traditional accompaniment to chips is beer which should be served warm and flat. Waitresses will be trained to be more aggressive with customers. 11. As a sign of penance 5 grams of sea salt per cup will be added to all tea made within the Commonwealth of Massachusetts, this quantity to be doubled for tea made within the city of Boston itself. 12. The cold tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all, it is lager. From November 1st only proper British Bitter will be referred to as "beer", and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred to as "Lager". The substances formerly known as "American Beer" will henceforth be referred to as "Near-Frozen Knat's Urine", with the exception of the product of the American Budweiser company whose product will be referred to as "Weak Near-Frozen Knat's Urine". This will allow true Budweiser (as manufactured for the last 1000 years in Pilsen, Czech Republic) to be sold without risk of confusion. 13. From November 10th the UK will harmonise petrol (or "Gasoline" as you will be permitted to keep calling it until April 1st 2005) prices with the former USA. The UK will harmonise its prices to those of the former USA and the Former USA will, in return, adopt UK petrol prices (roughly $6/US gallon - get used to it). 14. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns, lawyers or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and therapists shows that you're not adult enough to be independent. Guns should only be handled by adults. If you're not adult enough to sort things out without suing someone or speaking to a therapist then you're not grown up enough to handle a gun. 15. Please tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us crazy. 16. Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776). Thank you for your co-operation and have a great day. » Frenchman's blog They were unaware they were acting like idiots.
Yeah, or we could blame the producers of the program.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
John Cleese is a porch monkey!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Yeah .. and all I am to the world is a little "peep-squeak." Goldi is the evil, Goldi is a criminal, Goldi is the reason to make a thread. Some of these gossiping people have too much time on their hands ..... I won't mention any names but their initials are Ferret Mike.
I think that's veranda chimpanzee.
You'd better be nice to her, lest she put the Sheeny Curse upon you.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Robin! That was a very good show for its day. IN fact my Mom went on asking for a dairy goat for my sister-in-law. My brother was in the paratroopers, and their son was allergic to human milk and cows milk and various formulas they tried. Poor little fella was a continual patch of rashes and hives as they worked to find something he wasn't allergic to. At the time, canned goats milk was expensive. And Kathy's dad had several acres and said he'd rig up a little place for a goat if they could get one. Brother was back at Ft. Campbell, KY, and Kathy had gone home to so-cal to have the baby and where her mom and grandma could help. Turned out all 3 kids were allergic in the same way.
If you examine her thread upon LP, I already placed her in a box. Its just the way it is, pal.
your friendly fascist forum owner. -- christine
Before our dear-ass lurkers paint us as ungodly hate-mongers, let me interject the term Ape Hanger.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
At the time, canned goats milk was expensive. And Kathy's dad had several acres and said he'd rig up a little place for a goat if they could get one. Brother was back at Ft. Campbell, KY, and Kathy had gone home to so-cal to have the baby and where her mom and grandma could help. Turned out all 3 kids were allergic in the same way. Wow rowdee! Now how am I gonna make fun of it anymore? What a good memory you have.
Is that because of the odd, elongated metal that attaches the front wheel? Sorry I don't know what it's called. But is that what makes this bike or rider an Ape Hanger? Or are you just messin' w/me.
When I Evening, all.
It's like a clothes hanger, only for apes.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
I. LIFE OF SAINT MAEL Mael, a scion of a royal family of Cambria, was sent in his ninth year to the Abbey of Yvern so that he might there study both sacred and profane learning. At the age of fourteen he renounced his patrimony and took a vow to serve the Lord. His time was divided, according to the rule, between the singing of hymns, the study of grammar, and the meditation of eternal truths. A celestial perfume soon disclosed the virtues of the monk throughout the cloister, and when the blessed Gal, the Abbot of Yvern, departed from this world into the next, young Mael succeeded him in the government of the monastery. He established therein a school, an infirmary, a guest-house, a forge, work-shops of all kinds, and sheds for building ships, and he compelled the monks to till the lands in the neighbourhood. With his own hands he cultivated the garden of the Abbey, he worked in metals, he instructed the novices, and his life was gently gliding along like a stream that reflects the heaven and fertilizes the fields.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Penguin Island by Anatole France Where do you find this stuff?! I think there's a child labor law now against 14 year olds making these kinds of decisions.
Ah, I guess that would work. So ecological too.
It's all about getting the proper permits these days.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
or "celestial perfume", as the case may be
They get hurt when you throw them in the dryer.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Why hasn't someone charged them with TREASON??? They are clearly giving aid and comfort to our enemies? Or is the "treason" charge only for those who aren't leftist/progressive/commies? I'm getting SICK and TIRED of seeing TREASON nearly every single day...and no one taking any action on it. silly season ping
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
see above...
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Robin, you would have cracked up..........5 adult wimmen willing to get up there, if their name was selected, and asked for a damned goat. My Mom, Grandmother, Aunt, my Mom's best friend. Isabel, and my Grandmother's best friend, Mickie.....and then there was 4 or 5 of us that were too young to go on the show. I swear, it seems like they served lunch at the tables.....I bet my Mom still has the picture taken of the 'event'.....LOL Good grief, what was the host's name........Jack somethin or other......Daley? King? [did a google and found out it was Jack Bailey--edit to include this trivia question] It was rather easy to remember because I adored my nephew--he was so cute and such a good baby in spite of all the crappy goings on with the allergy, and my brother was my hero--always has been.
They could still do a 'Queen for a Day' in this day and age, all they have to do to make it relevant is to ad an adjective.
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
The 'dizzy bitch' really thinks she has some "influence", eh? Quick, somebody lend her a "clue"...
#21. To: Ferret Mike (#19)
#22. To: robin (#20)
#23. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
The remainder of this article is astute and articulate.
#24. To: lodwick, robin, Ferret Mike (#23)
#25. To: robin (#20)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#26. To: who knows what evil (#25)
#27. To: robin (#20)
"Queen for a Day". I onl
#28. To: Dakmar (#24)
Gotta luv the pistols.
#29. To: tom007, buckeroo (#27)
#30. To: who knows what evil (#25)
#31. To: robin (#30)
#32. To: Dakmar, Ferret Mike (#29)
#33. To: buckeroo (#32)
#34. To: Dakmar (#24)
#35. To: Dakmar (#31)
#36. To: robin (#35)
#37. To: robin (#34)
#38. To: Dakmar (#33)
#39. To: Dakmar (#37)
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#41. To: robin (#20)
but there used to be this really awful television show "Queen for a Day".
#42. To: Dakmar (#40)
#43. To: robin (#39)
I think that's veranda chimpanzee.
#44. To: rowdee, Dakmar, tom007, who knows what evil (#41)
That was a very good show for its day. IN fact my Mom went on asking for a dairy goat for my sister-in-law. My brother was in the paratroopers, and their son was allergic to human milk and cows milk and various formulas they tried. Poor little fella was a continual patch of rashes and hives as they worked to find something he wasn't allergic to.
#45. To: Dakmar (#43)
Ape Hanger.
#46. To: robin, rowdee, goat-lovers, all (#45)
sober up awaken tomorrow, and if I can find this thread, I'll tell a story about my Gramps and his goats.
#47. To: robin (#45)
#48. To: robin (#39)
#49. To: Dakmar (#48)
Project Gutenberg
#50. To: Dakmar (#47)
#51. To: robin (#49)
#52. To: Dakmar (#51)
#53. To: robin (#50)
(Edited)
#54. To: robin (#52)
3. To: 82Marine89, *TREASON ALERT* (#0)
#55. To: Ferret Mike, TREASON ALERT! (#54)
#56. To: robin (#44)
(Edited)
#57. To: rowdee (#56)
#58. To: Ferret Mike, robin (#57)
Ape Hangers are cool, but NO WIRE HANGERS!
#59. To: Ferret Mike (#0)
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