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Title: Man injured after launching firework from bottom
Source: Yahoo News
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061109/od_afp/britainhealthfire
Published: Nov 9, 2006
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2006-11-10 17:29:32 by Fibr Dog
Keywords: None
Views: 435
Comments: 7

LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.

It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.

Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.

A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding."

He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

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#1. To: All (#0)

If this had happened in the US, I would have naturally assumed this person to be either a democrat or republican.

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Fibr Dog  posted on  2006-11-10   17:30:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Fibr Dog (#0)

He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

ouch, you stupid jackass (hope he survives)

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robin  posted on  2006-11-10   17:47:06 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Fibr Dog, Minerva (#0)

Oh my. Has anyone heard from Buckeroo lately? I sure hope this was not him.

You know how he gets on firewater.

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Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-11-10   17:51:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Fibr Dog (#0)

Darwin Award Winner.

Good riddance.

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YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-11-10   21:02:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Fibr Dog (#0)

internal injuries including a scorched colon.

I bet he doesn't have the "guts" to do that again.

FI_10-Gale  posted on  2006-11-28   17:08:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Ferret Mike (#3)

mike! lol.

christine  posted on  2006-11-28   17:10:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Fibr Dog (#1)

boy, that's one body area a person should not take risks with. how would he like to be stuck with a colostomy for the rest of his life after ruining his rectum? dopey dopey.

christine  posted on  2006-11-28   17:15:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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