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Title: Man injured after launching firework from bottom
Source: Yahoo News
URL Source: http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20061109/od_afp/britainhealthfire
Published: Nov 9, 2006
Author: unknown
Post Date: 2006-11-10 17:29:32 by Fibr Dog
Keywords: None
Views: 436
Comments: 7

LONDON (AFP) - A man was rushed to hospital in Britain with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework from his bottom, an ambulance service spokesman said.

It is thought that the 22-year-old could have been trying to imitate a scene from "Jackass: The Movie", a controversial film featuring a series of edgy pranks.

Footage of the incident in Sunderland, north-east England, was captured on a mobile phone by a gang of youths and shows a white flash followed by hysterical laughter and a youth shouting: "Ha ha ha ha," followed by an expletive.

A spokesman for the North East ambulance service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding."

He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

The incident took place on November 5, when Britons light bonfires and let off fireworks to commemorate a 17th century plot to blow up the Houses of Parliament.

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#1. To: All (#0)

If this had happened in the US, I would have naturally assumed this person to be either a democrat or republican.

"Yours are the eyes through which the compassion of Christ must look out on the world. Yours are the feet with which he is to go about doing good. Yours are the hands with which he is to bless his people" - St. Teresa of Avila.

Fibr Dog  posted on  2006-11-10   17:30:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Fibr Dog (#0)

He is now recovering in a Sunderland hospital after sustaining internal injuries including a scorched colon.

ouch, you stupid jackass (hope he survives)

Most Profound Man in Iraq — An unidentified farmer in a fairly remote area who, after being asked by Reconnaissance Marines if he had seen any foreign fighters in the area replied "Yes, you."

robin  posted on  2006-11-10   17:47:06 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Fibr Dog, Minerva (#0)

Oh my. Has anyone heard from Buckeroo lately? I sure hope this was not him.

You know how he gets on firewater.

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Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-11-10   17:51:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Fibr Dog (#0)

Darwin Award Winner.

Good riddance.

"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2006-11-10   21:02:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Fibr Dog (#0)

internal injuries including a scorched colon.

I bet he doesn't have the "guts" to do that again.

FI_10-Gale  posted on  2006-11-28   17:08:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Ferret Mike (#3)

mike! lol.

christine  posted on  2006-11-28   17:10:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Fibr Dog (#1)

boy, that's one body area a person should not take risks with. how would he like to be stuck with a colostomy for the rest of his life after ruining his rectum? dopey dopey.

christine  posted on  2006-11-28   17:15:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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