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Title: Belief-O-Matic
Source: Belief-O-Matic
URL Source: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
Published: Apr 20, 2005
Author: Unknonw
Post Date: 2005-04-20 10:36:46 by crack monkey
Keywords: Belief-O-Matic
Views: 2071
Comments: 87

Here's an interesting site that was up on El Pee. It tells you if you belong to the proper religion or not. It doesn't tell you if you are going to hell, but it still seems useful. Here is the link:

Belief-O-Matic

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#1. To: crack monkey (#0)

did you take this? what was your result? i had a hard time answering some of the questions, but my result was shocking to me.

christine  posted on  2005-04-20   10:50:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

1. Nontheist (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (91%)
3. Secular Humanism (88%)
4. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)
6. Liberal Quakers (73%)
7. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (66%)
8. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (65%)
9. Bahá'í Faith (62%)
10. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (59%)
11. Jehovah's Witness (56%)
12. Neo-Pagan (47%)
13. Sikhism (45%)
14. New Thought (43%)
15. Orthodox Quaker (42%)
16. Islam (40%)
17. Orthodox Judaism (40%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)
19. Eastern Orthodox (37%)
20. Hinduism (37%)
21. Roman Catholic (37%)
22. Jainism (34%)
23. Seventh Day Adventist (34%)
24. Taoism (34%)
25. Reform Judaism (30%)
26. Scientology (30%)
27. New Age (29%)

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-04-20   10:59:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

but my result was shocking to me.

What did it say? Did it tell you to convert to judaism to get even with your parents? It's happened to other forum owners you know. I hear the benefits of perpetual victimhood are awesome.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   11:00:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I'm only 14% Catholic. I think I was only 22% LDS. I came up high with Lutheran and Unitarian stuff. I didn't pay close attention. I'll take it again at lunch. I'm trying to do real work now and I'm only allowing myself a few minutes per hour on line. I'm not like badeye where I can run a multinational company while focusing my full attention on the the chat board.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   11:01:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I hear the benefits of perpetual victimhood are awesome.

Do you remember the old expression that Buddists accept the fact that shit happens while jews accept the fact that shit happens to them?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   11:03:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Never heard that, sounds about right though.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   11:06:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I was amazed to learn that I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

Lod  posted on  2005-04-20   11:32:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I was amazed to learn that I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

I'm an Orthodox Jew/Islam.

I guess I should just shoot myself and see if I can collect the virgins.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-20   11:37:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

holy sh!t, like flint, i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!

christine  posted on  2005-04-20   11:40:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

LOL! What a combo.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   11:42:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I guess I should just shoot myself and see if I can collect the virgins.

lol - all I can look forward to is passing out pamplets door to door.

Lod  posted on  2005-04-20   11:42:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!

Are you a virgin?

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-20   11:54:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

all I can look forward to is passing out pamplets door to door.

With Michael Jackson

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-20   11:58:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I came in with Jehovah's Witness at 94%--in SECOND place. I was a Mainline or Conservative Christian 100% (I don't think that is the 'official' words that was used.

rowdee  posted on  2005-04-20   11:58:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

holy sh!t, like flint, i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!

LOL...............ain't you just special!!! What a combo!

rowdee  posted on  2005-04-20   12:00:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I took it again and I'm 51% Jewish, 47% moslem and now only 13% Catholic. I lost a point here. I score high as a Unitarian, a Protestant and as a Qaker.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   12:01:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I'm an Orthodox Jew/Islam.

I guess I should just shoot myself and see if I can collect the virgins.

Trace got 100% as a Catholic Alter Boy. He got 97% as a Bush worshiper.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   12:04:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Hi there.

This May's Reader's Digest has an article called "Fallout" about the above ground atomic bomb tests at Yucca Flat, Nevada during the fifties and sixties and how they affected the residents of Idaho, especially those in the Emmett area of the state.

The folks in Gem county are trying to get fedgov to include Idaho on the list of states where cancer victims, or their families, are compenstated $50,000 for being used as lab rats during the cold war...

FYI

Lod  posted on  2005-04-20   12:12:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

i used to be. :P

christine  posted on  2005-04-20   12:44:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

time to re-evaluate my beliefs. :P

christine  posted on  2005-04-20   12:46:21 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I came out %100 liberal Quaker, and %100 mainline to liberal Protestant. Color me surprised!

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   13:13:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Trace got 100% as a Catholic Alter Boy.

That sounds like a religious mandate.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-20   13:29:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

100 percent neo-pagan, 94 percent Jainist. I guess I get to keep my Thor's hammer for awhile.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-04-20   13:37:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

holy sh!t, like flint, i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!

Shalom, Salaam, looks like I'm in the same club.
I am pondering which to join, I think I look more dashing as a sheik than a Lubavitch.

1776  posted on  2005-04-20   13:50:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels? Heck, might as well be Thor's feather for all the good it's doing.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   14:08:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

me thinks something strange is going on here. it's some sort of mind control conspiracy.

christine  posted on  2005-04-20   14:13:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Check this out. I have no idea what it means.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Nontheist (97%)
3. Secular Humanism (97%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (80%)
7. Liberal Quakers (79%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (75%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (72%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
11. Jehovah's Witness (62%)
12. Neo-Pagan (57%)
13. New Thought (48%)
14. Eastern Orthodox (45%)
15. Islam (45%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (45%)
17. Roman Catholic (45%)
18. Sikhism (45%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
20. Hinduism (36%)
21. Jainism (36%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
23. Reform Judaism (36%)
24. Scientology (36%)
25. Taoism (34%)
26. New Age(29%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   14:30:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh, thank Bog! Another non-theist to keep me company.

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-04-20   14:47:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Bahá'í Faith

I think I wanna be one of them.

I don't know what it is, but the wiggly-squiqqleys in the name are kinda cool.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   14:48:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Another non-theist to keep me company.

Can we at least add some squiggly things to the name?

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   14:51:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Can we at least add some squiggly things to the name?

Well, Esso has two squigglies already. But, if you must be a glutton, we could add two of the other squigglies and call ourselves "Essoñiañs".

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-04-20   15:01:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Emmett's way over on the western side of the state--fairly close to the Oregon- Idaho border. My brother's read quite a bit about that whole era.

rowdee  posted on  2005-04-20   15:06:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My results really didnt surprise me..

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)

3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (81%) 4. Orthodox Quaker (80%)
5. Bah33;'33; Faith (70%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (69%)
7. Islam (60%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (60%)
9. Liberal Quakers (58%)

10. Seventh Day Adventist (56%) 11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
12. Eastern Orthodox (54%)
13. Roman Catholic (54%)
14. Reform Judaism (46%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (45%)
16. Sikhism (41%)
17. New Thought (32%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (30%) 19. Theravada Buddhism (30%)
20. Jainism (29%)
21. Nontheist (27%)
22. New Age (26%)
23. Scientology (23%)
24. Neo-Pagan (22%)
25. Secular Humanism (20%)
26. Taoism (20%)
27. Hinduism (20%)

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-20   15:38:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

Me too, but my second was Quaker (89%).

robin  posted on  2005-04-20   15:43:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some of the questions IMO were confusing though..

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-20   15:45:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yes they were. Maybe I'm just a confused Quaker.

robin  posted on  2005-04-20   15:48:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Me too, but my second was Quaker (89%).

Me too. I think I scored higher than you. Mid 90's or something. The family of my grandmother on my dad's side were big time Quakers. Maybe I'll go check it out. I'm going to see if there is a church around here. Might be interesting to see it.

I did see a Quaker Church in Hampstead in the UK. It was from the early 1800s with the wooden benches and short doors and classic style English church yard. I also eat the oats for breakfast sometimes.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   15:50:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some of the questions IMO were confusing though..

I know. That's why I kept hitting the don't know, don't care, doesn't apply button. And don't even ask me about that 'how important is this to you' button, I skipped that altogether.

That might explain my somewhat curious results.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   15:55:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Unitarian Universalism (100%) 2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%) 3. Liberal Quakers (95%) 4. Orthodox Quaker (85%) 5. New Age (81%) 6. Neo-Pagan (80%) 7. Secular Humanism (73%) 8. Mahayana Buddhism (66%) 9. Reform Judaism (62%) 10. Theravada Buddhism (61%) 11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%) 12. Taoism (58%) 13. Seventh Day Adventist (55%) 14. New Thought (52%) 15. Scientology (51%) 16. Bahá'í Faith (50%) 17. Hinduism (49%) 18. Eastern Orthodox (49%) 19. Roman Catholic (49%) 20. Nontheist (46%) 21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%) 22. Orthodox Judaism (42%) 23. Jainism (38%) 24. Sikhism (37%) 25. Islam (36%) 26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

Multinational????? i though his territory was all of East Cinciinati?

hfrancis  posted on  2005-04-20   17:26:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

http://www.bahai.org/

hfrancis  posted on  2005-04-20   17:29:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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