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Title: Belief-O-Matic
Source: Belief-O-Matic
URL Source: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
Published: Apr 20, 2005
Author: Unknonw
Post Date: 2005-04-20 10:36:46 by crack monkey
Keywords: Belief-O-Matic
Views: 2726
Comments: 87

Here's an interesting site that was up on El Pee. It tells you if you belong to the proper religion or not. It doesn't tell you if you are going to hell, but it still seems useful. Here is the link:

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#21. To: crack monkey (#0)

I came out %100 liberal Quaker, and %100 mainline to liberal Protestant. Color me surprised!

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   13:13:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

100 percent neo-pagan, 94 percent Jainist. I guess I get to keep my Thor's hammer for awhile.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-04-20   13:37:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels? Heck, might as well be Thor's feather for all the good it's doing.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   14:08:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#57. To: Elliott Jackalope (#25)

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels?

Errr, it's *spiritual* smiting. Thor smites them, umm, from Asgard. Yeah, that's it! And when he swings his hammer, the unbeliever will have all sorts of...bad luck.

Well, never mind.

[shuffles slowly off]

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-04-20 20:09:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels?

Maybe you could pound nails with it.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20 20:19:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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