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Title: Belief-O-Matic
Source: Belief-O-Matic
URL Source: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
Published: Apr 20, 2005
Author: Unknonw
Post Date: 2005-04-20 10:36:46 by crack monkey
Keywords: Belief-O-Matic
Views: 1694
Comments: 87

Here's an interesting site that was up on El Pee. It tells you if you belong to the proper religion or not. It doesn't tell you if you are going to hell, but it still seems useful. Here is the link:

Belief-O-Matic

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Can we at least add some squiggly things to the name?

Well, Esso has two squigglies already. But, if you must be a glutton, we could add two of the other squigglies and call ourselves "Essoñiañs".

Mr Nuke Buzzcut  posted on  2005-04-20   15:01:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Emmett's way over on the western side of the state--fairly close to the Oregon- Idaho border. My brother's read quite a bit about that whole era.

rowdee  posted on  2005-04-20   15:06:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

My results really didnt surprise me..

1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)
2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (98%)

3. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (81%) 4. Orthodox Quaker (80%)
5. Bah33;'33; Faith (70%)
6. Jehovah's Witness (69%)
7. Islam (60%)
8. Orthodox Judaism (60%)
9. Liberal Quakers (58%)

10. Seventh Day Adventist (56%) 11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (54%)
12. Eastern Orthodox (54%)
13. Roman Catholic (54%)
14. Reform Judaism (46%)
15. Unitarian Universalism (45%)
16. Sikhism (41%)
17. New Thought (32%)
18. Mahayana Buddhism (30%) 19. Theravada Buddhism (30%)
20. Jainism (29%)
21. Nontheist (27%)
22. New Age (26%)
23. Scientology (23%)
24. Neo-Pagan (22%)
25. Secular Humanism (20%)
26. Taoism (20%)
27. Hinduism (20%)

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-20   15:38:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)

Me too, but my second was Quaker (89%).

robin  posted on  2005-04-20   15:43:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some of the questions IMO were confusing though..

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-20   15:45:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Yes they were. Maybe I'm just a confused Quaker.

robin  posted on  2005-04-20   15:48:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Me too, but my second was Quaker (89%).

Me too. I think I scored higher than you. Mid 90's or something. The family of my grandmother on my dad's side were big time Quakers. Maybe I'll go check it out. I'm going to see if there is a church around here. Might be interesting to see it.

I did see a Quaker Church in Hampstead in the UK. It was from the early 1800s with the wooden benches and short doors and classic style English church yard. I also eat the oats for breakfast sometimes.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   15:50:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Some of the questions IMO were confusing though..

I know. That's why I kept hitting the don't know, don't care, doesn't apply button. And don't even ask me about that 'how important is this to you' button, I skipped that altogether.

That might explain my somewhat curious results.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   15:55:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Unitarian Universalism (100%) 2. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (96%) 3. Liberal Quakers (95%) 4. Orthodox Quaker (85%) 5. New Age (81%) 6. Neo-Pagan (80%) 7. Secular Humanism (73%) 8. Mahayana Buddhism (66%) 9. Reform Judaism (62%) 10. Theravada Buddhism (61%) 11. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (59%) 12. Taoism (58%) 13. Seventh Day Adventist (55%) 14. New Thought (52%) 15. Scientology (51%) 16. Bahá'í Faith (50%) 17. Hinduism (49%) 18. Eastern Orthodox (49%) 19. Roman Catholic (49%) 20. Nontheist (46%) 21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (42%) 22. Orthodox Judaism (42%) 23. Jainism (38%) 24. Sikhism (37%) 25. Islam (36%) 26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (30%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (18%)

Multinational????? i though his territory was all of East Cinciinati?

hfrancis  posted on  2005-04-20   17:26:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

http://www.bahai.org/

hfrancis  posted on  2005-04-20   17:29:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!

Sell-out :)

Bayonne  posted on  2005-04-20   18:55:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Multinational????? i though his territory was all of East Cinciinati?

Mine was really similar to yours. I think my mahayana buddaism was higher and my new age and pagan was a little lower, but basically the same as yours. My judaism and islam was about 50%.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   19:16:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Here's mine again. It comes up different everytime I do it. That must mean that I'm evolving.

1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
2. Mahayana Buddhism (96%))
3. Liberal Quakers (96%))
4. Neo-Pagan (91%))
5. Hinduism (85%) )
6. Jainism (82%))
7. New Age (82%) )
8. Theravada Buddhism (78%) )
9. Reform Judaism (75%) )
10. Taoism (74%) )
11. Bahá'í Faith (71%) )
12. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%) )
13. Sikhism (69%) )
14. Scientology (69%) )
15. New Thought (68%))
16. Secular Humanism (60%) )
17. Orthodox Quaker (58%) )
18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (57%) )
19. Orthodox Judaism (53%) )
20. Islam (47%) )
21. Nontheist (36%))
22. Seventh Day Adventist (32%) )
23. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%) )
24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%) )
25. Jehovah's Witness (18%) )
26. Eastern Orthodox (16%) )
27. Roman Catholic (16%) )

My Protestant dropped down to the bottom this time and my Catholic picked up three points.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   19:26:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Essoñiañs"

How about "Eßøñiåçs"? Lotsa squiggleys there, and as everyone knows; good sqiuggleys make for good religion.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   19:29:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Eßøñiåçs"

Two questions.

How do you pronounce it?

Will the church services be nice and short?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   19:36:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Essoñiañs"

Can Dakmar be the Pope of the Essoñiañs?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   19:37:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Pope? Ahhhhhhh!!! Too much responsibility!

ps, stay away from the souse loaf

That's a 3 year old story, but for some reason I remembered seeing "souse loaf" in the deli, and remembered it sounded disgusting.

....

I just looked it up, I guess souse is same thing as head cheese, which I really wasn't sure what that was either.

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   19:49:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Pope? Ahhhhhhh!!! Too much responsibility!

Nonsense.

All you've got to do is drive around in the Pope-mobile, mumble and throw water on people.

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-20   19:53:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

forgot to ping you

Flintlock  posted on  2005-04-20   19:54:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Eßøñiåçs" ?

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   19:55:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I've been arrested every time I've done that before, why is now the right time all the sudden?

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   19:57:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

When I clicked the souse loaf link it said "FORBIDDEN".

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   19:59:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

All you've got to do is drive around in the Pope-mobile, mumble and throw water on people.

We could get him one of those super soakers.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:01:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Popes wear funny hats. Do you have one?

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:03:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I just looked it up, I guess souse is same thing as head cheese, which I really wasn't sure what that was either.

LOL! You're only a few hours from Cincinnati.. the head cheese capital of the US.. germans.. lots of them.

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-20   20:03:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

I've taken this test before, but I'll try it again just for kicks.

Some idiot telemarketer just called, the fuck*r kept lying to me, all I wanted to know was what company he was with. He must have had a really crappy phone, because his voice kept cutting in and out, but he wouldn't shut up. I informed him of the situation at least twice but he just kept getting louder and more belligerent.

Back To Topic At Hand:

what?

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   20:09:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels?

Errr, it's *spiritual* smiting. Thor smites them, umm, from Asgard. Yeah, that's it! And when he swings his hammer, the unbeliever will have all sorts of...bad luck.

Well, never mind.

[shuffles slowly off]

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-04-20   20:09:45 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

In Scotland, they serve up the tasty??? Haggis which, apparently, is all those parts of a sheep no sane (or sober) human would ordinarily consume. They grind all that up, mix it with oatmeal and spices, stuff it all into a sheep's stomach and bake it up to a yummy goodness then parading it into the dining room accompanied with bagpipes and champagne (and much more scotch whisky). After the scotch, I went to Burger King.

wbales  posted on  2005-04-20   20:10:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

They grind all that up, mix it with oatmeal and spices, stuff it all into a sheep's stomach

Blech.. sounds something like goetta.. it's oats, ground beef and ground pork..

Zipporah  posted on  2005-04-20   20:12:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Popes wear funny hats. Do you have one?

Not any really funny hats. I have a floppy leather hat that doesn't look good on me but makes a nice wall decoration.

Fringe jacket still fits. :)

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   20:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

"Eßøñiåçs"

Two questions. How do you pronounce it?

Essoniacs.

Will the church services be nice and short?

Only as long as the booze holds out.

Can Dakmar be the Pope of the Eßøñiåçs?

Yes, his participation is mandatory.

Pope? Ahhhhhhh!!! Too much responsibility!

Time for you to step up to the plate Dak, ol' buddy.

ps, stay away from the souse loaf

It is strictly forbidden.

All you've got to do is drive around in the Pope-mobile, mumble and throw water on people.

Looks like we got us a religion, go ahead and send me the money and I'll get started on the bar...uh, church. See y'all Sunday.

Esso  posted on  2005-04-20   20:16:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels?

Maybe you could pound nails with it.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:19:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

No one is forcing Scotland on ya lad. I wouldn't bet real money cause you might just be a ringer, but in the spirit of enquiry might I, uh, ask if I can have about tree fiddy?

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   20:20:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

There is a french dish that is a cooked section of pig intestine from the part half way between pig food and pig shit. It smells like pig shit. I can't remember the name. I'm not making this up. I really saw a guy eat it once.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:22:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

No one is forcing Scotland on ya lad. I wouldn't bet real money cause you might just be a ringer, but in the spirit of enquiry might I, uh, ask if I can have about tree fiddy?

Sheppards Pie is one of the really good dishes they have. It's mashed potatos with beef and gravey on top with a pie crust on top of that. Sort of like a beef wellington. Really great. There was something else they ate that looked like a tub of lard. It was really gross.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:25:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

There is a french dish that is a cooked section of pig intestine from the part half way between pig food and pig shit. It smells like pig shit. I can't remember the name. I'm not making this up. I really saw a guy eat it once.

I think they call that Paris (where also a lot a wierd stuff is eaten) delicacy Le Pig Shit.

The best food in Europe is in Italy (excepting squiggly sea critters).

wbales  posted on  2005-04-20   20:27:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Shepherds Pie is a cultural treasure! Eat Shit And Die You Elitist, Candlesniffing Barbarian! 31x(!)

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   20:29:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you read the Stephen King book "The Stand" the old black woman eats something called pig squeezings. I think this is the same thing. It's an old peasant dish that some really fancy restuarants in paris feature sometimes. When people go out they eat it sort of on a dare.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:30:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you're cooking something over a big fire in a heavy pan, you'd want the meat near the bottom.

Dakmar  posted on  2005-04-20   20:31:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

If you're cooking something over a big fire in a heavy pan, you'd want the meat near the bottom.

You're right, I think the beef was at the bottom and the mashed potatos were on top. In fact, I think the best I ever had didn't have a pie crust, the potatos were just browned until they were crisp.

crack monkey  posted on  2005-04-20   20:33:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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