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Title: Belief-O-Matic
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Belief-O-Matic
URL Source: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
Published: Apr 20, 2005
Author: Unknonw
Post Date: 2005-04-20 10:36:46 by crack monkey
Keywords: Belief-O-Matic
Views: 2686
Comments: 87
Here's an interesting site that was up on El Pee. It tells you if you belong to the proper religion or not. It doesn't tell you if you are going to hell, but it still seems useful. Here is the link:
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#7. To: crack monkey (#0)
I was amazed to learn that I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
I'm an Orthodox Jew/Islam. I guess I should just shoot myself and see if I can collect the virgins.
holy sh!t, like flint, i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!
Shalom, Salaam, looks like I'm in the same club.
me thinks something strange is going on here. it's some sort of mind control conspiracy.
1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)
Oh, thank Bog! Another non-theist to keep me company.
Can we at least add some squiggly things to the name?
Well, Esso has two squigglies already. But, if you must be a glutton, we could add two of the other squigglies and call ourselves "Essoñiañs".
How about "Eßøñiåçs"? Lotsa squiggleys there, and as everyone knows; good sqiuggleys make for good religion.
Can Dakmar be the Pope of the Essoñiañs?
Pope? Ahhhhhhh!!! Too much responsibility! ps, stay away from the souse loaf That's a 3 year old story, but for some reason I remembered seeing "souse loaf" in the deli, and remembered it sounded disgusting. .... I just looked it up, I guess souse is same thing as head cheese, which I really wasn't sure what that was either.
In Scotland, they serve up the tasty??? Haggis which, apparently, is all those parts of a sheep no sane (or sober) human would ordinarily consume. They grind all that up, mix it with oatmeal and spices, stuff it all into a sheep's stomach and bake it up to a yummy goodness then parading it into the dining room accompanied with bagpipes and champagne (and much more scotch whisky). After the scotch, I went to Burger King.
No one is forcing Scotland on ya lad. I wouldn't bet real money cause you might just be a ringer, but in the spirit of enquiry might I, uh, ask if I can have about tree fiddy?
Sheppards Pie is one of the really good dishes they have. It's mashed potatos with beef and gravey on top with a pie crust on top of that. Sort of like a beef wellington. Really great. There was something else they ate that looked like a tub of lard. It was really gross.
If you're cooking something over a big fire in a heavy pan, you'd want the meat near the bottom.
I was looking at the buddhist part of the Belief-O-Matic site. There were some meditation pantings that were supposed to shut off your mind. The one on the left looked like the top view of a Chow dog sticking out its blue tongue. The rest of the dog is of course off the top of the picture. I can't figure out what the red one on the right looks like.
Can Palistineans legally use peyote?
Yes and no. It depends.
#77. To: crack monkey (#75)
Non-Indian peyote case could head to Supreme Court
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#8. To: lodwick, Crack Monkey (#7)
I was amazed to learn that I'm a Jehovah's Witness.
#9. To: Flintlock, Esso, crack monkey, lodwick (#8)
#24. To: christine, Flintlock, zipporah (#9)
holy sh!t, like flint, i'm 100% orthodox judaism! and islamic 97%!
I am pondering which to join, I think I look more dashing as a sheik than a Lubavitch.
#26. To: 1776, crack monkey, Hmmmmm, ALL (#24)
#27. To: christine (#26)
Check this out. I have no idea what it means.
2. Nontheist (97%)
3. Secular Humanism (97%)
4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (85%)
5. Theravada Buddhism (83%)
6. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (80%)
7. Liberal Quakers (79%)
8. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (75%)
9. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (72%)
10. Bahá'í Faith (71%)
11. Jehovah's Witness (62%)
12. Neo-Pagan (57%)
13. New Thought (48%)
14. Eastern Orthodox (45%)
15. Islam (45%)
16. Orthodox Judaism (45%)
17. Roman Catholic (45%)
18. Sikhism (45%)
19. Mahayana Buddhism (40%)
20. Hinduism (36%)
21. Jainism (36%)
22. Orthodox Quaker (36%)
23. Reform Judaism (36%)
24. Scientology (36%)
25. Taoism (34%)
26. New Age(29%)
27. Seventh Day Adventist (22%)
#28. To: Esso (#27)
#30. To: Mr Nuke Buzzcut (#28)
Another non-theist to keep me company.
#31. To: Esso (#30)
Can we at least add some squiggly things to the name?
#44. To: Mr Nuke Buzzcut, Dakmar (#31)
"Essoñiañs"
#46. To: Esso (#44)
Essoñiañs"
#47. To: crack monkey, Esso (#46)
#58. To: Dakmar (#47)
#63. To: wbales (#58)
#65. To: Dakmar (#63)
No one is forcing Scotland on ya lad. I wouldn't bet real money cause you might just be a ringer, but in the spirit of enquiry might I, uh, ask if I can have about tree fiddy?
#69. To: crack monkey (#65)
#72. To: Dakmar (#69)
#74. To: crack monkey, JHoffa_, Esso (#72)
#75. To: Dakmar (#74)
Can Palistineans legally use peyote?
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