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Title: Belief-O-Matic
Source: Belief-O-Matic
URL Source: http://www.beliefnet.com/story/76/story_7665_1.html
Published: Apr 20, 2005
Author: Unknonw
Post Date: 2005-04-20 10:36:46 by crack monkey
Keywords: Belief-O-Matic
Views: 2714
Comments: 87

Here's an interesting site that was up on El Pee. It tells you if you belong to the proper religion or not. It doesn't tell you if you are going to hell, but it still seems useful. Here is the link:

Belief-O-Matic

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#21. To: crack monkey (#0)

I came out %100 liberal Quaker, and %100 mainline to liberal Protestant. Color me surprised!

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   13:13:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

100 percent neo-pagan, 94 percent Jainist. I guess I get to keep my Thor's hammer for awhile.

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-04-20   13:37:19 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels? Heck, might as well be Thor's feather for all the good it's doing.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   14:08:29 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

But what good is having Thor's hammer if you never get to smack anybody with it? What's the point of a hammer if you never smite any infidels?

Errr, it's *spiritual* smiting. Thor smites them, umm, from Asgard. Yeah, that's it! And when he swings his hammer, the unbeliever will have all sorts of...bad luck.

Well, never mind.

[shuffles slowly off]

Indrid Cold  posted on  2005-04-20   20:09:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Aw gee, now you've got me feeling like a big bully. I just think Thor needs to work a little on that whole, er, "potency" thing. Time to break out the spirtual Viagra if he wants to get peoples attention. Pull off a few miracles, stuff like that. And a well-timed public smiting can work wonders on non-believers. Look, if you get a chance to pass a message along to Thor, tell him that I suggest publicly smacking one of these crooked CEO's, live on TV. Appear out of nowhere, bop him a good one, and deliver a brief message. Then disappear. Just think on it a while. Try it on. Get back to me, we'll do lunch.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2005-04-20   23:20:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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