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Title: Decorating for the Holidays Sucks
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Published: Nov 25, 2006
Author: me
Post Date: 2006-11-25 14:11:51 by Lod
Keywords: Let, It, End
Views: 977
Comments: 45

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#2. To: lodwick (#0)

Heehee. My place is a black hole in the neighborhood that has allot of exterior lights and dead trees in the window. A nice neighbor lady offered to loan me outside lights and offered her husband's help putting them up.

I told her I had lights up, but they are only visible in an alternate dimension that exists with ours and that can be reached by using a resonator.

She avoided me like the plague until the other neighbors clued her in that it was my twisted humor, not insanity. ;-D

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-11-25   14:29:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I told her I had lights up, but they are only visible in an alternate dimension that exists with ours and that can be reached by using a resonator.

Sounds like a question on the Extra Class amateur Radio Exam.

1. At what frequency must a resonator be tuned to view light in the 4th dimension?

a. 3.4 Khz
b. 103.4 Hz
c. 10.34 Khz
d. A resonator can not be tuned to the 4th dimension
e. The square root of the number of Angstrom units between dimensions divided by the resistance of a 20 Ohm capacitor on a twin feed line 70 feet long.

IndieTX  posted on  2006-11-25   15:39:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

e. "The square root of the number of Angstrom units between dimensions divided by the resistance of a 20 Ohm capacitor on a twin feed line 70 feet long."

This is actually the answer, but the trick is you have to be going 88 MPH in a DeLorean automobile with a fueled flux capacitor while you do this to get the 4th dimension to open up to ours.

Oh yes, yelling, "GREAT SCOTT!" while this occurs helps immensely.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-11-25   15:53:42 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh yes, yelling, "GREAT SCOTT!" while this occurs helps immensely.

So does a 7th glass of bourbon. LOL

IndieTX  posted on  2006-11-25   16:00:02 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

"So does a 7th glass of bourbon."

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Bourbon commercial

Ferret Mike  posted on  2006-11-25   16:10:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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