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Title: Flatulence, not turbulence forces plane landing in Nashville
Source: The Tennessean
URL Source: http://www.wbir.com/news/local/story.aspx?storyid=40210
Published: Dec 5, 2006
Author: Samuel Shu
Post Date: 2006-12-05 16:49:26 by Jethro Tull
Keywords: None
Views: 360
Comments: 17

Flatulence brought 99 passengers on an American Airlines flight to an unscheduled visit to Nashville early Monday morning.

American Flight 1053, from Washington Reagan National Airport and bound for Dallas/Fort Worth, made an emergency landing here after passengers reported smelling struck matches, said Lynne Lowrance, a spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority.

The plane landed safely. The FBI, Transportation Safety Administration and airport authority responded to the emergency, Lowrance said.

The passengers and five crew members were brought off the plane, together with all the luggage, to go through security checks again. Bomb-sniffing dogs found spent matches.

The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal body odor, Lowrance said. The woman lives near Dallas and has a medical condition.

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane.

"American has banned her for a long time," Lowrance said.

She was not charged but could have been. While it is legal to bring as many as four books of paper safety matches onto an aircraft, it is illegal to strike a match in an airplane, Lowrance said.

By Samuel Shu, The Tennessean Last updated: 12/5/2006 3:07:10 PM


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Lod  posted on  2006-12-05   16:58:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: lodwick (#1)

Illegal to light a match? How the hell are you supposed to light up a cig? Oh, wait...that was back when we were a free country. Sorry. :-)

who knows what evil  posted on  2006-12-05   17:13:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: who knows what evil (#2) (Edited)

Back when, we were on an eight hour flight and I was seated next to a fat German guy that I wish had lit off a few matches to combat his B.O. - Dear God, that flight was brutal - I couldn't even smoke enough cigs to counter his personal power.

The jokes about the Euro's and their hygienic habits, or lack thereof, are based in FACT.

Apologies to any Euro's who bathe here.

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#10. To: lodwick (#3)

The jokes about the Euro's and their hygienic habits, or lack thereof, are based in FACT.

I drove a taxi many years ago and the only person I picked up who stunk to high heaven was some English guy.

From what I've heard, I'm very lucky I never picked up a frog. And I don't mean the kind that hops. I've heard they don't take baths at all.

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