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Title: Badeye: Before I clock in at LP today.
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Badeye After Five
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Published: Dec 12, 2006
Author: Badeye
Post Date: 2006-12-12 10:00:09 by Badeye After Five
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Views: 389
Comments: 6
Did I ever tell you people that I am really smart and rich and that I was able to give myself a hummer as a reward for my success in life? It's true. In fact I am so smart I don't even need facts to back up my arguments. All I have to do is say it and that makes it true.
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#1. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
Wow, I'm impressed that you can give yourself a hummer. I mean, you must be really flexible to bend over that far. Did you have some ribs removed, or do you practice yoga?
 | This country's priorities are all fucked up. |
#2. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
Let me guess, you gave yourself a hummer "because you can"???
"pound pastrami, can kraut, six bagels – bring home for Emma"
#3. To: Badeye After Five (#0)
Hey, anyone who can give themselves a hummer deserves some credit for flexibility at the very least.
the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.
#4. To: bluedogtxn (#3)
I saw Ron Jeremy do that in a flick called "Sulka's Wedding".
#5. To: swarthyguy (#4)
ewww.
the law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor to sleep under bridges, beg in the streets and steal bread.
#6. To: bluedogtxn (#3)
If this is the 'real' BadLie, he is a 'hummer.'
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