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Title: Merry Christmas Everyone!
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Bluedogtxn himself
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Published: Dec 22, 2006
Author: Bluedogtxn
Post Date: 2006-12-22 15:33:45 by bluedogtxn
Keywords: Happy, Kwanzaa, Holidaze`
Views: 187
Comments: 19
I won't be back until after X-Mas. Hope you all find what you want under your trees, and I hope you will find time to reflect on God himself, the maker of everything, actually coming down to our Earth to make wine and get buzzed with a dozen of the hippies of the first century (and one early neoconservative, who alas, never got the chance to enjoy his 30 piece early Christmas present). Think about them clever monks who glommed Christ onto all those decadent Roman holidays and think about Lucifer and how clever he was to glom the worship of Mammon right on top of it, too! And don't forget to fight the war for Christmas! Shoot a pagan or a liberal if you get the chance. As often as you drink of it, think of the man and his plan. And if you can find it in your hearts, toss one back for me, too. Hell of a damn fine deal. And for those of you who still believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and conservatives in the Republican Party, God Bless you with renewed faith so that you can make it through another year without seeing or hearing anything... Amen. Oh. And happy Kwanzaa for any of you neopagans out there. As for Hannucka? Well, make the most of it.
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#1. To: bluedogtxn (#0)
Back at'cha - safe travels.
love it, bluedog, many blessings to you and yours.
Very witty! And Merry Christmas to you and yours. And, remember that Santa died for our sins so buy lots of presents from non-Christian merchants! ;)
Dear Esmerelda, You don't know me but I'm your secret admirer. I'm a musician with a steady gig (bell ringer) and I'd love to show you my loft and play some tunes for you. Will you go out with me? Love, 'kwaz
Personally; 'bah, humbug!'; but I hope everyone else enjoys the time off from work!
ho, ho, ho
Maybe when I get to the liquor store, but not until then.
Merry Christmas everybody, Oui Oui Oui
"You can not save the Constitution by destroying it."
Merry Christmas, boo!
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Don't believe anything Slim Whitman says, ok?
When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
not even merry f*cking christmas? :P
hehehehehe
Grinch...a badge I wear with honor.
Shoot Santa for Jesus?
Judy Collins - Pretty Polly When the going gets weird the weird turn pro. - Hunter S Thompson
Funny you should mention it...an excerpt from my personally autographed first-edition hardcover of "The Harlan Ellison Hornbook", titled "No Offense Intended, But F*ck Christmas" (I have edited this so no one will be offended): First off, let's exclude the Prince of Peace. None of what I am about this week has anything to do with him. From what I've read, he was an okay sort of guy on whom has been laid more superhero tripe than any one social malcontent should have to cope with. What I'm concerned with here is how much I, and most of you, whether you will cop to it or not, have come to hate, loathe, despise and revile Christmas. Not even the obvious cliche Scrooge anti-commercialized Christmas denigration that berates greedy shopkeepers for stringing plastic holly in the middle of August, that castigates even worthwhile charities for their shameless whipguilt hustling for funds, that chides average citizens for falling for the okeydoke and going into hock to BankAmericard to buy gifts they can't afford for people they don't give a damn about. That facet of the problem is so much an obviousness that everyone has learned to live with it, pays it lip-service the way lip-service is paid to horrors such as 'everyone knows politicians are crooked', and does nothing to revise the situation. Amazing how much sh*t people can learn to eat. Mind you...this was written in 1972! Amen, Harlan...amen! There's LOTS more...but I'm too lazy to transcribe it all right now.
Hear, hear, and amen. Thanks.
i like that kinda christmas stuff much better than the sentimental stuff. :P
a village is missing its idiot.
#2. To: bluedogtxn (#0)
#3. To: bluedogtxn, Zipporah, christine, rowdee, robin, lodwick, Diana, Minerva (#0)
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"...(and one early neoconservative, who alas, never got the chance to enjoy his 30 piece early Christmas present)."
#4. To: bluedogtxn (#0)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#5. To: who knows what evil (#4)
You need to snap to, and get in the spirit, my man -
a village is missing its idiot.
#6. To: lodwick (#5)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#7. To: lodwick, All (#5)
#8. To: bluedogtxn (#0)
#9. To: Dakmar, who knows what evil (#8)
#10. To: christine (#9)
#11. To: christine. grinches here (#9)
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Since this thread is obviously doomed to hell - here's a Christmas stripper for ya -
a village is missing its idiot.
#12. To: Dakmar (#10)
#13. To: lodwick (#11)
Since this thread is obviously doomed to hell
#14. To: lodwick (#11)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#15. To: bluedogtxn (#0)
Shoot a pagan or a liberal if you get the chance.
#16. To: christine, Jethro Tull (#12)
YIKES!
#17. To: christine (#12)
not even merry f*cking christmas? :P
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#18. To: who knows what evil (#17)
Not even the obvious cliche Scrooge anti-commercialized Christmas denigration that berates greedy shopkeepers for stringing plastic holly in the middle of August, that castigates even worthwhile charities for their shameless whipguilt hustling for funds, that chides average citizens for falling for the okeydoke and going into hock to BankAmericard to buy gifts they can't afford for people they don't give a damn about. That facet of the problem is so much an obviousness that everyone has learned to live with it, pays it lip-service the way lip-service is paid to horrors such as 'everyone knows politicians are crooked', and does nothing to revise the situation. Amazing how much sh*t people can learn to eat.
a village is missing its idiot.
#19. To: who knows what evil (#17)
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