I won't be back until after X-Mas. Hope you all find what you want under your trees, and I hope you will find time to reflect on God himself, the maker of everything, actually coming down to our Earth to make wine and get buzzed with a dozen of the hippies of the first century (and one early neoconservative, who alas, never got the chance to enjoy his 30 piece early Christmas present). Think about them clever monks who glommed Christ onto all those decadent Roman holidays and think about Lucifer and how clever he was to glom the worship of Mammon right on top of it, too! And don't forget to fight the war for Christmas! Shoot a pagan or a liberal if you get the chance.
As often as you drink of it, think of the man and his plan. And if you can find it in your hearts, toss one back for me, too.
Hell of a damn fine deal.
And for those of you who still believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy and conservatives in the Republican Party, God Bless you with renewed faith so that you can make it through another year without seeing or hearing anything...
Amen.
Oh. And happy Kwanzaa for any of you neopagans out there.
As for Hannucka? Well, make the most of it.