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Title: Coral Snake's Bites of the Week SPECIAL EDITION (First of the Year Bites from Marshal Hotherp.)
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Marshal Hotherp standing in for 00-Hotherp
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Published: Jan 1, 2007
Author: Coral Snake
Post Date: 2007-01-01 02:36:18 by Coral Snake
Keywords: Marshal Hotherp, Elapid City, 1881, OwlHOOTS
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Coral Snake's Bites of the Week SPECIAL EDITION (First of the Year Bites from Marshal Hotherp.) If you aren't familiar with me I'm the Marshal from Elapid City, Arizona Territory from the year eighteen hunert and eighty one. It is really amazing how I got here to sub for my Great Great grandson Double Naught Hotherp for this week's bites. It seems that we were getting ready for a very important hangin' in Elapid City of an owlHOOT named Jeremiah Shrubya who was the mayor of our town until he started a range war with some homesteaders based on a cock 'n' bull story that probably originated with the big ranchers to the effect that the homesteaders had a way to spread the clap to any big ranch or town they wanted without the need for sex. Well anyway we were getting ready for his hangin' when this guy in a sleigh with eight tiny raindear showed up and suddenly all these funny stars and colors like I was on some kind of super red eye started forming around me and I found myself at the tail end of the year tweo thousand and six instead of eighteen hunert and eighty one, being told by the the sleigh driver that I'm to sub for my great great grandson with his Bites column while he continues his vacation. Not only that but I find out that this Shrubya family's tendencies to cause wars based on cock 'n' bull stories continues even in your century only in an INTERNATIONAL basis and that the owlHOOTS on that sleigh driver's naughty list tend to be of the same families several generations removed as the owlHOOTS in my wanted poster file. Well to go on with the reason I was brought here here are the owlHOOTS that get the bites this week. As always Remember the KEY and enjoy. This guy seems to have been a pretty nasty owlHOOT from the two centuries (20th and 21st) after mine who has killed a lot of people with poison gas and started a war with his neighbor. However he seems to be only a player in a gang of even worse owlHOOTS who actually put him in power and supported him before they turned again' him even to supplying him the poison gas. This seems to be a good subject for the bites this week since I was involved with a very important hangin' myself before that funny guy with the sleigh and the raindeer brought me into your time. A lot od great reportin' on assorted "American" owlHOOTS' involvement with Saddam Hussein can be found in this PrisonPlanet story: http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2006/311206secrets.htm No wonder my great great grandson Double Naught Hotherp considers this to be such a great place for his spyin' intellegence. Here is yet another story on so called "American" owlHOOTS and their coseyin' up to' Saddam: http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2006/301206dictator.htm It seems to me that this hangin' is what you in this century call CYAin' for the contents of these two stories by the owlHOOTS mentioned therein. That is why I see the CYA icon in Double Naugght's KEY is the only one other than the white persian kitties appropriate to this owlHOOT. Now that funny guy with the sleigh told me that this owlHOOT is a real piece of work that got the only Worst Jerk of the Year "award" in his catagory. Imagine poisoning kids and people who want to lose their "spare tire" with a concoction of wood alkiehol, neurotoxin and fire ant venom peddled as phony sugar and not only getting away with it but getting cooshey jobs and millions of dollars to boot by it. What a century I was dropped into. It also seems that this Rummy owlHOOT was one of that Saddam charcater's best supporters and poison gas suppliers while he was doing those poison gas killings and starting his war with Persia, OOPS I mean Iran, keep forgetting this is the 21st century not the 19th. This Rummy owlHOOT also seems to be involved in using another poison that I don't understand at all not being from this century called Depleted Uranium in the current Shrubya's wars that is contaminating the places where it is used something awful and causing all kinds of diseases like cancer and birth defects that I don't understand either. (There have been some deaths from diseases called cancer including Lukemia in my century but no one, even the doctors undersrtands them yet. However they were nowhere NEAR as common as they are in this century of phony sugar made out of wood alkiehol, neurotoxins and fire ant venom, and depleted uranium bombs.) Now this "Poppy" guy is another strange one amongst your 20th/21st century vintage owlHOOTS. This piece of work seems to have been on good business relations with Saddam Hussein and another family of owlHOOTS by the name of Bin Laden that the Shrubyas say are responsible for blowin' up a couple of buildings in 2001 until the time that that Saddam guy invaded a little country named Kuwait WITH "POPPY'S" PERMISSION. Another thing I hear about this "Poppy" is that he wanted a national version of what we call a "gun check" law in the 19th century directed at something called "Assault Weapons" but on a more perminant basis than just for a couple of hours while the "checker" is in the saloon at the bar. poker table or Faro bank or in a house of many kitties doing the "wild thing". Now we don't cotton to any "gun check" laws permanent or otherwise in Elapid City. It seems that it's like father like son when it comes to owlHOOTS in this century just like in my owm. So they advanced from town mayor in my time to PRESIDENT, TWICE, AMAZING!!! It still seems that this family is into starting wars based on cock 'n' bull stories just like they were in my time too. Even more amazing is this Shrubya's plan to force mental screen and dope little children, Doesn't this owlHOOT brood's crimes EVER end. My guess is that my great great grandosn Double Naught's view of this one is right that this screening is designed to use the "mental incompetence" clause in a federal "gun check" law passed in 1968 to make it more permanent. He also seems to be into the restoration of slavery only using the people of Mexico rather than blacks by allowing them to come up here illegally but unmolested. One thing I REALLY can't cotton to is someone taking on the tin star like myself then behavin' like Jesse James or Billy the Kid while wearing it. This New Oreans Police Pepartment seems to have been an example of this sort of thing during that horrorcane that happened a couple of years ago with its confiscatin' guns that were already registerted and "checked' under any gun law of my time by simply not being carried in the streets, and even participating in the post horrorcane looting. Now we find that seven of these tin star wearing owlHOOTS have been charged with MURDER this week!!! One of my great great grandson's best spyin' sources, http://PrisonPlanet.com reports: Seven police officers have been charged with murder and attempted murder for a shooting on a New Orleans bridge six days after Hurricane Katrina that killed two people and wounded four others. The incident on the Danziger Bridge in the eastern part of the city on September 4, 2005, has come to represent the lawlessness that descended on the city in the aftermath of the storm. At the time New Orleans sweltered under a blistering heat, corpses littered the streets and looters ransacked shops and businesses. New Orleans police have described the incident as a shootout with snipers, but victims and their relatives claim it was a police ambush. "We cannot allow our police officers to shoot and kill our citizens without justification like rabid dogs," Eddie Jordan, New Orleans District Attorney, said in a statement. You can read more about these New Orleans tin star wearing owlHOOTS here: http://www.prisonplanet.com/articles/december2006/291206Katrina.htm Well, I'm through funnin' you about the owlHOOTS the willfully ignorant public has let run the country since my century passed. My great great grandson Double Naught Hotherp will be back next week to resume this collumn and now I gotta get that funny guy with the sleigh and the raindeer to return me to eighteen hunert and eighty one to preside over that hangin', by now.
Bite One ---> Saddam Hussein
Bite Two ----> Donald Rumsfeld
Bite Three ----> George H. W. Bush (aka Poppy)
Bite Four -----> George W. Bush (aka Shrub, Shrubbie, Shrubya, Smirk, Smirking Chimp, Chimperor, *)
Bite Five -----> New Orleans Police
More next week.
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