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Title: Women cheat more than men
Source: The Sun UK
URL Source: http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006600199,00.html
Published: Jan 1, 2007
Author: Alex Peake
Post Date: 2007-01-01 20:51:11 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 671
Comments: 75

WOMEN are far more unfaithful than men, a survey reveals.

Forty per cent of females cheat on lovers, compared with 34 per cent of males.

And a third of women (34 per cent) fantasise about lesbian sex, compared with 14 per cent of blokes who have gay fantasies.

But females spend less time thinking about fun between the sheets. About half of women fantasise once or twice a day about love-making — for men the figure is ten times.

Seven out of ten Brits want more nookie, says the poll by condom makers Durex.

Sixty-two per cent of women and 82 per cent of men claim they are sex-starved and desperate for more loving.

A third of people have sex twice a week but just under a quarter make love less than once a month. However, a lucky one in ten gets it every day.

BRADFORD in West Yorkshire is the randiest city in Britain — nearly one in four people there make love daily.

It is followed by SWANSEA, where 20 per cent have sex every day, COVENTRY, 13.3 per cent, EDINBURGH, 13 per cent, and NEWCASTLE, 12 per cent.

People in SUNDERLAND are most dissatisfied with the amount of sex they are getting — eight out of ten want more.

The survey also found that one in two women think the size of a lover’s manhood really DOES matter. (1 image)

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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)

England? I can't take this seriously.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-01   20:54:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Zipporah (#0)

Maybe females are more honest when being polled.

"You can not save the Constitution by destroying it."

Itisa1mosttoolate  posted on  2007-01-01   20:54:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: who knows what evil (#1) (Edited)

England? I can't take this seriously.

Well more like it's to be questioned cause it's from the Sun :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   20:56:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Zipporah (#0)

WOMEN are far more unfaithful than men, a survey reveals.

I knew it all along!

Fred Mertz  posted on  2007-01-01   20:56:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#2) (Edited)

Maybe females are more honest when being polled.

Hmm it's been my experience that women arent too honest when they're being poled. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   20:57:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Fred Mertz (#4)

I knew it all along!

Oh Fred now you know this is just nonsense :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   20:58:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Zipporah (#5)

Most of the women being poled obviously told the truth.

The men doing the poleing obviously didn't.

"You can not save the Constitution by destroying it."

Itisa1mosttoolate  posted on  2007-01-01   21:00:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Zipporah (#5)

Hmm it's been my experience that women arent too honest when they're being poled. :

Uh, Zip...that's "polled", not "poled".

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-01   21:04:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Zipporah (#0)

English men are either homos or traitors. Sometimes both.

"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-01-01   21:05:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: YertleTurtle (#9)

English men are either homos or traitors.

Agreed. Anyone who would allow himself to be referred to as a 'bloke' is definitely a homo.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-01   21:08:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: who knows what evil (#10)

"Agreed. Anyone who would allow himself to be referred to as a 'bloke' is definitely a homo."

I would say the appellation, "homey" fits that better then bloke does.

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Ferret Mike  posted on  2007-01-01   21:09:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: who knows what evil, Zipporah (#8)

Hmm it's been my experience that women arent too honest when they're being poled. :

um...a double entendre?

christine  posted on  2007-01-01   21:13:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Zipporah (#0)

WOMEN are far more unfaithful than men, a survey reveals.

Forty per cent of females cheat on lovers, compared with 34 per cent of males.

And a third of women (34 per cent) fantasise about lesbian sex, compared with 14 per cent of blokes who have gay fantasies.

40% to 34% = "far more?" Ah, innumeracy, thy name is "tabloid press."

And OF COURSE more women fantasize about doing each other, than men about fooling with each other's sausage. After all, the latter is truly disgusting, while the former ... well, I dunno, if I get to watch, it's pretty much OK, right?

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Enderby  posted on  2007-01-01   21:14:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: christine (#12)

OH? NOooooo.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   21:15:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: who knows what evil (#8)

To: Zipporah

Hmm it's been my experience that women arent too honest when they're being poled. :

Uh, Zip...that's "polled", not "poled".

I shouldn't speak for Zip, but I thought that women getting "poled" is pretty much what this article is all about, hmmm?

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Enderby  posted on  2007-01-01   21:15:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: Enderby (#13)

And OF COURSE more women fantasize about doing each other, than men about fooling with each other's sausage. After all, the latter is truly disgusting, while the former ... well, I dunno, if I get to watch, it's pretty much OK, right?

LOL!! You men! :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   21:16:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: christine (#12)

um...a double entendre?

Just what I was thinking, but I'm too much of a gentleman to say it. :-)

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-01   21:18:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Zipporah (#16)

LOL!! You men! :P

Admit it -- you like us this way. Just think how incredibly easy it is for you women to be a thousand times more civilized and sophisticated, when you have us to compare yourselves with.

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Enderby  posted on  2007-01-01   21:20:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Enderby (#18)

Okay.. I admit it! Tis true .. I like you men just the way you are.. hmm maybe it's the challenge? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   21:22:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Enderby (#15)

I shouldn't speak for Zip, but I thought that women getting "poled" is pretty much what this article is all about, hmmm?

I wasn't sure that it was a spelling mistake...

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-01   21:23:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Ferret Mike (#11)

I would say the appellation, "homey" fits that better then bloke does.

LOL!!!

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-01   21:26:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: YertleTurtle (#9)

English men are either homos or traitors. Sometimes both.

Really.. I wonder then what my English great grandfather might say to this ?? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   21:28:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: christine, Zipporah (#12)

um...a double entendre?

Ah.... Chris, let's hope not. I'll leave it at that.

tom007  posted on  2007-01-01   21:32:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Enderby (#13) (Edited)

And OF COURSE more women fantasize about doing each other, than men about fooling with each other's sausage. After all, the latter is truly disgusting, while the former ... well, I dunno, if I get to watch, it's pretty much OK, right?

And that seems to be why in antiquity there is mainly silence about lesbian activity, esp in the "moral" texts, such as the bible, and others.

Largely or completely composed by men, the idea of girl on girl sex was a pretty darn interesting concept to men and never got the dammnation that male homosexuality did.

tom007  posted on  2007-01-01   21:38:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: Zipporah (#22)

Really.. I wonder then what my English great grandfather might say to this ?? :P

He was actually Scottish, who pretended to be English, in order to impregnate English women and show them what manly men Celts are.

"We become what we behold. We shape our tools and thereafter our tools shape us." -- Marshall McLuhan, after Alexander Pope and William Blake.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-01-01   21:39:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: tom007 (#24)

And that seems to be why in antiquity there is mainly silence about lesbian activity, esp in the "moral" texts, such as the bible, and others.

Largely or completely composed by men, the idea of girl on girl sex was a pretty darn interesting concept to men and never got the dammnation that male homosexuality did.

hmmmm...who says there's not a double standard? ;)

christine  posted on  2007-01-01   21:56:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: christine (#26)

m...who says there's not a double standard? ;)

Not me, ever never.

tom007  posted on  2007-01-01   21:57:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: Zipporah (#0)

The survey also found that one in two women think the size of a lover’s manhood tongue really DOES matter.

Bah, humbug

Lod  posted on  2007-01-01   22:06:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: tom007 (#24)

... mainly silence about lesbian activity, esp in the "moral" texts, such as the bible, and others.

Well, I was just joking around, really ... but to address your point: while I have little familiarity with any other ancient "moral texts," I do think the Bible is pretty much equal-opportunity in condemning the "same-sex" activity, regardless of which sex it is. (See Romans 1, 1 Timothy 1, 1 Corinthians 6, etc.)

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Enderby  posted on  2007-01-01   22:07:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Itisa1mosttoolate (#7) (Edited)

"Most of the women being poled obviously told the truth."

Obviously the truth is men are not poling their women properly.

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Materialism denies God, secularism simply ignores him... Recently, secularism has assumed a more militant attitude, assuming to take the place of the religion whose totalitarian bondage it onetime resisted. Twentieth- century secularism tends to affirm that man does not need God. But beware! this godless philosophy of human society will lead only to unrest, animosity, unhappiness, war, and world-wide disaster.

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wakeup  posted on  2007-01-01   22:15:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: Enderby (#29)

hink the Bible is pretty much equal-opportunity in condemning the "same-sex" activity, regardless of which sex it is. (See Romans 1, 1 Timothy 1, 1 Corinthians 6, etc.)

No doubt there. The Catholic church, from the sources I have (it's the day after New years and I am close to exhausted I won't try to quote them) was very quiet about condeming lesbos, are markedly so concerning men.

And the suggestion that it is due to men being intrestingly bewildered by what happens at the liasion as a good part of the reason.

It is a sensitive sticky subject and does deserve more probing and penetrating analysis.

tom007  posted on  2007-01-01   22:20:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Enderby (#13)

" And OF COURSE more women fantasize about doing each other, than men about fooling with each other's sausage. After all, the latter is truly disgusting, while the former ... well, I dunno, if I get to watch, it's pretty much OK, right?"

I would like to ask the ladies here (of course you other women can answer, too) if you can understand why men might like to see two women working it out yet, find it totally gross to even contemplate watching two men.

The other question... do women have any interest in watching two men?

............

The tyrannical and dictatorial political state is the direct offspring of scientific materialism and philosophic secularism. Secularism frees man from ecclesiastical slavery only to betray him into the tyranny of political and economic slavery.

Materialism denies God, secularism simply ignores him... Recently, secularism has assumed a more militant attitude, assuming to take the place of the religion whose totalitarian bondage it onetime resisted. Twentieth- century secularism tends to affirm that man does not need God. But beware! this godless philosophy of human society will lead only to unrest, animosity, unhappiness, war, and world-wide disaster.

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wakeup  posted on  2007-01-01   22:29:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: lodwick (#28)

The survey also found that one in two women think the size of a lover’s tongue really DOES matter.

now yer talkin' :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   23:29:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: wakeup (#32)

The other question... do women have any interest in watching two men?

no.. not really.. doesnt interest me in the slightest...

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-01   23:30:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Zipporah (#34)

The other question... do women have any interest in watching two men?

no.. not really.. doesnt interest me in the slightest...

Agreed. I must be the most hetro guy around. I do appreciate a well in shape men's body but there is no sexual interest at all other than what running regime he follows. Or shoes he favors.

tom007  posted on  2007-01-01   23:48:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: wakeup, Enderby, tom007 (#32)

two men is repulsive to me. two women, if they were not attractive, would also repulse me. would men enjoy watching two women if they were obvious lesbians and not feminine or pretty?

christine  posted on  2007-01-01   23:57:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Zipporah (#0)

Putting on flame-proof suit, I have had sex with about 50 women. Some were cheating on their mates, although I didn't know that. Guys tend to get addicted to women, women not so much.

Mekons4  posted on  2007-01-02   0:00:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: christine (#36)

would men enjoy watching two women if they were obvious lesbians and not feminine or pretty?

No. Period. That lesbian thing only works with lipstick lesbians, and almost all of them are straight acting gay.

Mekons4  posted on  2007-01-02   0:02:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: wakeup (#32)

The other question... do women have any interest in watching two men?

That idea is kind of gross, not a pretty mental image.

Diana  posted on  2007-01-02   0:03:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Mekons4 (#37)

I have had sex with about 50 women

wilt chamberlain's got competition. :P

christine  posted on  2007-01-02   0:05:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: Diana (#39)

do women have any interest in watching two men?

I once knew a woman who told me she enjoyed that. I stayed away from her.

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Red Jones  posted on  2007-01-02   0:05:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: Mekons4 (#38)

uh huh. i figured. it's the pretty bodies that are sexually arousing.

christine  posted on  2007-01-02   0:06:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: Zipporah (#0)

This tells me that if I wanted to have sex with a chick from the UK, it's pretty easy, as apparently they'll screw anything.

So, if I ever get divorced, I can go to the UK to get laid. Hilarious.

This country's priorities are all fucked up.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-01-02   0:18:42 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: christine (#36)

"...would men enjoy watching two women if they were obvious lesbians and not feminine or pretty?"

I'd have to see the video... repeatedly.

............

The tyrannical and dictatorial political state is the direct offspring of scientific materialism and philosophic secularism. Secularism frees man from ecclesiastical slavery only to betray him into the tyranny of political and economic slavery.

Materialism denies God, secularism simply ignores him... Recently, secularism has assumed a more militant attitude, assuming to take the place of the religion whose totalitarian bondage it onetime resisted. Twentieth- century secularism tends to affirm that man does not need God. But beware! this godless philosophy of human society will lead only to unrest, animosity, unhappiness, war, and world-wide disaster.

Urantia Book

wakeup  posted on  2007-01-02   0:31:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Diana (#39)

The other question... do women have any interest in watching two men?

"That idea is kind of gross, not a pretty mental image."

What is the reason why men might enjoy watching two women but, the opposite is not the case?

............

The tyrannical and dictatorial political state is the direct offspring of scientific materialism and philosophic secularism. Secularism frees man from ecclesiastical slavery only to betray him into the tyranny of political and economic slavery.

Materialism denies God, secularism simply ignores him... Recently, secularism has assumed a more militant attitude, assuming to take the place of the religion whose totalitarian bondage it onetime resisted. Twentieth- century secularism tends to affirm that man does not need God. But beware! this godless philosophy of human society will lead only to unrest, animosity, unhappiness, war, and world-wide disaster.

Urantia Book

wakeup  posted on  2007-01-02   0:34:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: Mekons4 (#37)

Putting on flame-proof suit, I have had sex with about 50 women. Some were cheating on their mates, although I didn't know that. Guys tend to get addicted to women, women not so much.

You had NO idea? Hmm women do have an uncanny way of figuring that out.. men think they've covered their tracks pretty well but always women 'know' somehow.. as do wives know their husbands are cheating.. it's some 6th sense :P

Hmm on the addiction issue.. do you mean that in a general sense or do you mean that men will get addicted to certain women?

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   8:24:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#43)

This tells me that if I wanted to have sex with a chick from the UK, it's pretty easy, as apparently they'll screw anything.

So, if I ever get divorced, I can go to the UK to get laid. Hilarious.

Well yeah.. so it seems.. but the truth be known that most anyone can find SOMEONE that'll give them a uh.. twirl? :P... But there are a LOT of lonely people out there ..men and women.. but most people I know who are in that position.. just dont know where and how to meet one another.. now where would people meet? Bars? Church? You tell me.. there aren't many options truthfully..

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   8:28:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: Zipporah (#47)

Please understand that my posts concerning sex, and other topics there in related are meant in jest.

I'm fortunate to be in a very good marriage, where things are great. If they were to take a turn for the worse, I'd probably be more sympathetic, and sensitive to the problems of other people. Seeing as how I'm an insensitive prick, I just spout out stupid stuff to make people laugh.

This country's priorities are all fucked up.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-01-02   8:45:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#48)

Whew~ :P I know youre just kidding.. love your sense of humor Tommy.. youre a riot!!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   8:48:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: christine (#36)

. would men enjoy watching two women if they were obvious lesbians and not feminine or pretty?

Not me.

tom007  posted on  2007-01-02   10:40:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: Zipporah (#5)

Hmm it's been my experience that women arent too honest when they're being poled. :P

Are you admitting to faking it? :p


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Critter  posted on  2007-01-02   10:46:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: Zipporah (#0)

And men marry more often for love.

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Tauzero  posted on  2007-01-02   16:04:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: Critter (#51)

Are you admitting to faking it? :p

ME?? Never..!! ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   16:26:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: christine, tom007 (#36)

two women, if they were not attractive, would also repulse me. would men enjoy watching two women if they were obvious lesbians and not feminine or pretty?

Well, if they're dining at the hairy taco buffet, that makes them kinda "obvious lesbians" in my book whether they're lumberjacks or not.

OF COURSE is matters that they are feminine and pretty! Come on, we may be perverts but we do have standards.

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orangedog  posted on  2007-01-02   16:26:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: Tauzero (#52)

And men marry more often for love.

Hmm .. tell me then what do women marry more often for then?

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   16:26:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: orangedog (#54)

Come on, we may be perverts but we do have standards.

.. are ya saying that ya got standards .. but they're low ? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   16:27:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: Zipporah (#55)

Hmm .. tell me then what do women marry more often for then?

They are more likely than men to marry someone who "looks good on paper."

Makes sense, given the differential costs of pregnancy and birth.

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Tauzero  posted on  2007-01-02   16:36:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: Zipporah (#56)

.. are ya saying that ya got standards .. but they're low ? :P

No, just that I'm shallow but I try not to let that hold me back in life. ;^)

But there are some lines that even I won't cross. New year's, for instance. 1:00 AM, after the stupid ball had dropped, there was a knock at my door. It was the drunk, married mother of two from down the street. First she said she was wondering if the other neighbors who had been over earlier were still there. A couple minutes later she said that she had looked through the window before knocking to see if I was still awake. Of course she had been drinking Jack Daniels and cokes the whole night before she got there. Not wanting to be rude and suggest that she get her 'drunk, married and unaccompanied-by-her-husband-at-1:00AM' ass out of my house, I offered her a martini, knowing that vodka and vermouth would not mix well with black label jack daniels. It did the trick...she turned a pale shade of green and headed home after downing it.

"First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet, and then I'll probably go home and get drunk."

orangedog  posted on  2007-01-02   16:43:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Tauzero (#57)

In other words.. resources.. I wish I had been that wise :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   16:47:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: orangedog (#58)

I woulda guessed the outcome of this story to be a tad different :p

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   16:49:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: Zipporah (#59)

wish I had been that wise

You don't have to be. That's the great thing about no-fault divorce and child support.

... but resources can take many forms.

ARAGORN: Murderers... traitors! You would call upon them to fight? They believe in nothing! They answer to no one!
ELROND: They will answer to the King of Gondor!

Tauzero  posted on  2007-01-02   16:52:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: Tauzero (#61)

Already been down that road.. I have no minor children so child support isnt an issue. Divorced and my ex recently passed away.. been a very weird year.. :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   17:02:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: Zipporah (#60)

I'm not into busting up families. I tend to hold people who do shit like that in rather low regard. Typically I'm not entirely opposed to the philosophy of "do unto others...then run!" but like I said, there are some rules even I won't break.

"First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet, and then I'll probably go home and get drunk."

orangedog  posted on  2007-01-02   17:02:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: orangedog (#63)

Well thats encouraging ! ;P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-01-02   17:52:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: christine (#36)

would men enjoy watching two women if they were obvious lesbians and not feminine or pretty?

Having observed the lesbian culture of New England close up, where the attributes of femininity or beauty do not enter into the equation, the answer is NO.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-02   19:54:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: who knows what evil (#65)

somehow i knew all the men would answer that way. :P

christine  posted on  2007-01-02   19:56:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: Zipporah (#47)

now where would people meet? Bars? Church? You tell me.. there aren't many options truthfully..

Hospital cafeterias.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-02   20:00:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: christine (#66)

When one 'womyn' looks like Sasquatch, and the other a roughed-up Ivy League linebacker; I ain't watchin'. No way.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-02   20:02:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: orangedog (#54)

Come on, we may be perverts but we do have standards.

Damn straight. They have got to be HOT!

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-02   20:05:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: who knows what evil (#68)

lol...i know. i've see them.

christine  posted on  2007-01-02   20:17:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: christine (#70)

lol...i know. i've see them.

Ah, yes...Austin.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-01-02   20:26:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: who knows what evil (#69)

Damn straight. They have got to be HOT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-RS5PmtVDw

"First I'm gonna bother everybody I meet, and then I'll probably go home and get drunk."

orangedog  posted on  2007-01-02   21:51:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#48)

"Seeing as how I'm an insensitive prick, I just spout out stupid stuff to make people laugh."

Hey, you took the words right out of my mouth. I too, have a sensitive prick and need to be careful when I spout. Oops, you know that really didn't come out right. That's what she said. Hey, am I talking to myself? Sure, sounds like it, furthermore you are embarrassing us.

............

The tyrannical and dictatorial political state is the direct offspring of scientific materialism and philosophic secularism. Secularism frees man from ecclesiastical slavery only to betray him into the tyranny of political and economic slavery.

Materialism denies God, secularism simply ignores him... Recently, secularism has assumed a more militant attitude, assuming to take the place of the religion whose totalitarian bondage it onetime resisted. Twentieth- century secularism tends to affirm that man does not need God. But beware! this godless philosophy of human society will lead only to unrest, animosity, unhappiness, war, and world-wide disaster.

Urantia Book

wakeup  posted on  2007-01-03   0:07:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Critter (#51)

" Hmm it's been my experience that women arent too honest when they're being poled." :P

"Are you admitting to faking it?" :p

Now, that's some funny shit.

............

The tyrannical and dictatorial political state is the direct offspring of scientific materialism and philosophic secularism. Secularism frees man from ecclesiastical slavery only to betray him into the tyranny of political and economic slavery.

Materialism denies God, secularism simply ignores him... Recently, secularism has assumed a more militant attitude, assuming to take the place of the religion whose totalitarian bondage it onetime resisted. Twentieth- century secularism tends to affirm that man does not need God. But beware! this godless philosophy of human society will lead only to unrest, animosity, unhappiness, war, and world-wide disaster.

Urantia Book

wakeup  posted on  2007-01-03   0:09:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: Zipporah (#46)

Hmm on the addiction issue.. do you mean that in a general sense or do you mean that men will get addicted to certain women?

I think men either walk away with no feelings once a relationship ends, or get obsessive. And the same guy can do both. Women tend to get their friends around and cry for awhile and then move on. I may be wrong,and I am generalizing, but guys tend to either walk away and feel nothing or get obsessive. Obviously, there are exceptions to the rules.

Mekons4  posted on  2007-01-21   1:05:34 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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