Cowboys make better lovers: Ask any cow. WonketteWe gave up on Fox News hours ago when it became clear they were doing the fingers-in-ears-I-can’t-hear-you routine, because we need to watch the new Democratic leadership acting like pompous asses all day. Luckily someone has been keeping track of what Fox is covering to avoid covering a Democrat-controlled Congress:
* “Ivy League Prof Leading Suspect in Wife’s Death.”
* Cindy Sheehan sucks.
* Missing sailors.
* Miers quits.
* Some cattle have gone missing!
But the fun’s over, as FNC has now gone to the House Live Cam. It’s like every channel is C-SPAN!