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Title: Badeye: Am I the Real Badeye?
Source: Badeye After Five
URL Source: http://None
Published: Jan 12, 2007
Author: Badeye After Five
Post Date: 2007-01-12 11:30:20 by Badeye After Five
Keywords: None
Views: 757
Comments: 41

There seems to be some question as to whether I am the real Badeye or not. I am, but I am just a little more relaxed over here.

I have a mission on LP. I must fool the morons over there into unconditionallhy supporting Bush and Israel. So I have to be careful a little what I say. Even the mental midgets I am bullshitting can sometimes catch inconsistencies.

I can relax over here and open up a little more. Hence, the apparent difference.

I know the natural reaction is to assume that anything I say is a lie, and it usually is - that's how I make my living. But just this one time you can believe what I am saying.

Have to go now. The guy who takes care of my hummer is going to give me a lube job.

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Begin Trace Mode for Comment # 33.

#1. To: Badeye After Five (#0)

Wait a minute, who's Weekend Badeye?

robin  posted on  2007-01-12   11:32:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Wait a minute, who's Weekend Badeye?

Don't believe Weekend Badeye. He is probably being honest with you and that proves he is not the real Badeye.

Badeye After Five  posted on  2007-01-12   12:19:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Don't believe Weekend Badeye. He is probably being honest with you and that proves he is not the real Badeye.

Horseshit!!

I'm Roteye and you know it because that Hummer you claim to have is actually the one you stole off of me. And bring back my big screen Plasma TV and my collection 7,791,102 DVDs and the 18,000 cds I've recorded of Rush Limbaugh's show!

Did you see my new friend at LPee? His name is Mr. Clean but it's really my old pal Ghostie! (Grin)

Weekend Badeye  posted on  2007-01-12   12:54:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

All these spinoffs of Badeye subsidiaries is causing a lot of instability in the market.

In addition, it's contributing to a shortage in the supplies of Schlitz.

I liked him better as a monopoly.

Just my opinion.

randge  posted on  2007-01-12   13:03:11 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

"All these spinoffs of Badeye subsidiaries is causing a lot of instability in the market."

Nonsense. Why, look at how all those 'Agent Smiths' mad Neo a better scrapper and warrior.

All these badeyes incurage and promote competition. Why, the need this creates to develop the art and craft of lying and deceit alone boggles the imagination.

Not to mention, a new Badeye appears, another Hummer gets it's wings and leaves the dealer's lot for the roads of Amerika.

Ferret Mike  posted on  2007-01-12   13:11:09 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Not to mention, a new Badeye appears, another Hummer gets it's wings and leaves the dealer's lot for the roads of Amerika.

Did I tell you I bought a Hummer dealership?

I'm expecting to do a lot of business with all the new and upcoming Roteyes.

Weekend Badeye  posted on  2007-01-12   13:18:04 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Would you cease spamming the board, dunce.

Redheadedstranger  posted on  2007-01-12   13:43:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I'll bet the only Redheadedstranger you know is the one in your pants. It's a Redheadedstranger to you because it probably puny as hell and your gut gets in the way and you can't see it.

Weekend Badeye  posted on  2007-01-12   14:02:21 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Son, these homoerotic insults aren't getting you anywhere. Why don't you try some insults that make sense?

Redheadedstranger  posted on  2007-01-12   17:49:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Why don't you try some insults that make sense?

Because they normally just go over your head.

Minerva  posted on  2007-01-12   18:31:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

thanks for watching ponchy when i was gone. was he obnoxious and stupid?

Morgana le Fay  posted on  2007-01-13   1:33:16 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

was he obnoxious and stupid?

A naked inferiority complex lashing out at everyone around him.

Minerva  posted on  2007-01-13   18:57:41 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Well you know, just sitting around drinking alone to get in touch with your inner alcoholic is just not enough.

Sometimes a man has to leave the toilet, or whatever throne they like to haunt and sit in deep thought for hours and step out to do some tapping on the keyboard to let their hair down a little.

Perhaps though Buck should take Ponche down to explore the wold drinken chase of the stripper or some other wholesome and manly past time. He really does need to go farther in his jaunts then just from one room to another. ;-)

Ferret Mike  posted on  2007-01-13   19:23:37 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Why is Ponchy so disagreable?

Dakmar  posted on  2007-01-13   19:49:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Why is Ponchy so disagreable?

Research on prolonged exposure to drugs and alcohol indicates that the brain of an alcoholic is often permanently harmed by the chemicals and loses its ability to maintain necessary levels of endorphins. Endorphins are the famous natural opiates that the body produces to deal with physical and emotional pain. Not having enough natural opiates makes the person vulnerable to physical and emotional pain, which can potentially push the person towards a relapse. Recovering alcoholics have a lot of difficulty in dealing with physical and emotional pain unless they find a way to produce endorphins in a natural manner. Psychologists routinely encourage patients to turn to vigorous exercise.

http://freedom4um.com/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=43416

Does Ponchey exercise a lot?

Minerva  posted on  2007-01-13   20:07:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Oh, dolphins, of course.

Dakmar  posted on  2007-01-13   20:31:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I's so over.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2007-01-13   20:33:03 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

it's raining in baltimore, flappy!

Dakmar  posted on  2007-01-13   20:36:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Neighbors. I just couldn’t accept the fact that one of mine had over filled the engine with oil – and dirty oil at that.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2007-01-13   20:51:17 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#34. To: Jethro Tull (#33)

ANDY KAUFMAN, THIS IS THE REAL ME

Dakmar  posted on  2007-01-13 21:01:38 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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